Funguy

yep - meant wait 10 minutes.  I use a wash cloth to wipe off in the shower.  I have never had any burn but I would caution to try a little dab in one place, wait the 10 minutes (label says shorter time but I find that for me, 10 minutes is perfect).  May use EVERYWHERE - I like a smooth hole (like @Caramelsub) and I keep mine smooth.  Just smooth it on and it fills all the crevices.  DO NOT USE INTERNALLY!
No yelling, screaming, swearing, maybe a little moaning and ah-ing.  Use whenever necessary.  No appointments necessary, I'm available all the time.

Seems all you guys are behind the times.
Why shave and risk the nicks or wax and brave the pain when you can apply Magic cream (available on Amazon or in drug stores), hit 10 minutes and WIPE it off in the shower.  Smooth as silk afterwards.
No razors, etc. needed ANYWHERE, including around that nice spot you love to have teased!
For baldies (and I luv 'em) you can get the formulation for maintaining a bald head also.

Purgatory for sure - all because of a preventable accident moving me from gurney to operating table.  Unfortunately, due to technicalities I cannot pursue a lawsuit.  But, so be it.  Now, with 1" screws, 3" screws, rods and a bone graft I am approaching "new" as far as there is NO pain what so ever but I cannot rotate my neck past 10 degrees in either direction.  Of course, I have frozen shoulders too  because I couldn't do physical therapy for 14 months!  So ALL for nothing!

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

yep - meant wait 10 minutes.  I use a wash cloth to wipe off in the shower.  I have never had any burn but I would caution to try a little dab in one place, wait the 10 minutes (label says shorter time but I find that for me, 10 minutes is perfect).  May use EVERYWHERE - I like a smooth hole (like @Caramelsub) and I keep mine smooth.  Just smooth it on and it fills all the crevices.  DO NOT USE INTERNALLY!
No yelling, screaming, swearing, maybe a little moaning and ah-ing.  Use whenever necessary.  No appointments necessary, I'm available all the time.

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)!  I'm not missing any more.
I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone.
Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding.  Case in point - Epigonos.  Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting.  His name always came up with wonderful remembrances.
So...where is everybody?  Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others.  Does this show my age?
I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks!  That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities.  But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
 

I'm being serious - put your body in shape at the gym, buzz the hair, touch up by ADDING some strategic gray (or have a good hair stylist do it), and own up to being a hot daddy!

I used to have a masseur who rimmed me, ever so slowly and erotically. Oh, geez!!!
Retired.

Wet dreams tonite!

Those defined muscles just reaching around each side umder the pecs/nipples almost look like hands/fingers! Groan....

Don't you mean, "Boner pick of the day"?

Try Mark in North Hollywood.
Becomes very sensual/erotic fairly soon and continues thru entire massage.
Inner thighs and adjacent neiborhoods all included, thoroughly.
He's pretty open so be open with him.

YEP - ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! once you've had a few ingrown hairs, you'll feel differently!

Need I say more?