Will Do

I absolutely love having a guy's fingers in my mouth. Not as much as other things;)!! But I do enjoy fingers!!

I was riding my bike one day and, lo and behold, there was a Playgirl magazine on the sidewalk - tattered, torn and had been rained on. But OMG - it was a gift from heaven above for this once 13 yo who couldn't decide between guys or girls.
 
The issue with Peter Lupus from Mission Impossible. Greek, ahhhh........
 
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsL/tve10712-19670910-231.jpg
 
I hid it in an elderly neighbor's garden house and I did yard work for her..........sometime. Usually I made excuses to visit MY magazine. Can't even say how many times I came ALL over that floor.

I absolutely love having a guy's fingers in my mouth. Not as much as other things;)!! But I do enjoy fingers!!

Several years ago I was glad that I learned the real facts - name / real address / etc - concerning an advertising escort.
 
It helped my attorney issue the correct legal papers when the escort attempted to blackmail / extort me.

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Smoking is really gross, but #5 makes it look sexy...

I'm speechless (in a good way).

Last night I got a reply to a (non-escort) ad I had placed - the response culminating in "I just got a new phone, so no pics, but if you hit me up I can add you on Snapchat and can send u pics there..."
 
I wasn't going to reply at all, but then I decided to call his bluff, and wrote back:
"I'm so happy you have a new phone. That means you can take some new pics of yourself and send them to me. I'll be excited to see them."
 
Haven't heard back from him yet, lol...

Lately, I've been asking for a fishy face...that hasn't gone over well
 
http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Fish_Face.jpg

Mmmmm rods

I was riding my bike one day and, lo and behold, there was a Playgirl magazine on the sidewalk - tattered, torn and had been rained on. But OMG - it was a gift from heaven above for this once 13 yo who couldn't decide between guys or girls.
 
The issue with Peter Lupus from Mission Impossible. Greek, ahhhh........
 
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsL/tve10712-19670910-231.jpg
 
I hid it in an elderly neighbor's garden house and I did yard work for her..........sometime. Usually I made excuses to visit MY magazine. Can't even say how many times I came ALL over that floor.

It's also interesting to me that those that clearly were hinting, all went on to be in straight relationships/marriages (including me). I have a coupe of buddies now that are married, kids etc. that hint, I think. I guess I'm still probably missing hints

I am generally right hand dominant, but jerk off with my left hand. I have had some success with the right, but when orgasm is near, i switch over the left.

When I was a teen I would go to the beach, get in the river with the water up to my shoulders, and masturbate looking at the guys playing sports in the sand. I would jerk off with my right hand and would use the left one to keep away the "mojarritas", little river fish.

It's not easy using the off hand. I have to really focus on the mechanics and force myself to use the off hand--if I stop thinking about it I just naturally switch hands without thinking.

Lol. Yes, I also hope it was not my last. Hold on, just in case, I'm going to make sure it was not my last. Right now. See you'll later.

Like many other guys I was about 12 & playing with my boner when this amazing feeling started building up in my balls, my whole body convulsed & I shot my first load- even my eyelids fluttered! I was so excited I told a friend & we wanked together, leading to giving each other a hand & the rest is history!

The thread celebrating May being National Masturbation Month inspires me to ask: When and under what circumstances did you first spank the monkey, tickle the pickle, jack off, or whatever other colorful euphemism you apply to the glorious act of masturbation?
 
As for me: I discovered masturbation sometime between age 9-11 (most likely age 10) completely by accident. How and why it happened is convoluted, and I'm foggy on some of the details.

I think my first encounter with masturbation happened when I was 11-12 years old, end of 6th grade, beginning of 7th. Lying on my belly in bed, with my hardon pressed between my tummy and the mattress, I started rubbing back amd forth without undressing. It felt divine. I remember cumming and panicking about the stain on the sheets and in my underwear. I knew about cum, because they had explained wet dreams in school, and I was therefore kind of expecting it. Next time, to enhance the sensation and minimize the stain, I removed my underwear and put some tissues on the bed. The rest is history.

@quoththeraven, I'm also somewhat unsure of all the details but I think it was around the same age, maybe 11.
 
I had been getting boners for a while a was in the shower and of course the soapy lather felt awfully good!
 
Before I knew it I'd shot! Scared the hell out of me though I knew it could/would happen. The feeling was so amazing I never looked back or removed my hand!
 
I'm surprised that my balls didn't give out during my teen years! I'd beat off anytime and anywhere I could.
 
Am still a proud Master Bater!

Well you can count me as glad for that. Last night and tonight.

I can't cook a lick, but I could lick a cook.

Very well written excellent advice if I may add. What you think you heard some of its correct some of its not there's been a few guys that have reviewed me and called me a no show, simply because it didn't work out for me. For one of the reasons I stated above. A few times it was because they were on drugs and a few times something was just off with that person

eh.... Things can happen good connection great personality not every time but willing to take it into consideration

Well, while y'all don't know me that well, I hope I can put any hesitations to rest. I "hung out" with Kerry this evening and honestly... I'm not one to rave about anyone but.. good god above. What a great guy in every way. Better looking than his pics, if that's possible, gentle, kind, intelligent, charming, incredibly giving and assuring and strong and hot and tasty and handsome. Most of all, Kerry is incredibly likeable. I was afraid I would miss out on... because I just loved talking to him.
 
God, that body and that face. Ah man... if you have a chance to hang out with the guy. Do it. Better yet, don't so I can keep him to myself.

hey Kerry.....hope you hang around here in the forum....good to have a decent guy like you here to offer comments.....don't let the grumps around here scare you off.....stay healthy, have fun, and don't take it too seriously.....