Justsomedude05

The only ones who know are myself and the men I hire.

The Less They Know...

the better.

Would anal beeds be more subtle?

I think I’m going off the subject of cock position, so apologies and please remove this to a new thread if necessary but @Simon Suraciraises a good point: preparation for massage/escort services.
If you’re expecting sexual energy, and 100% of my clients are, then as well as positioning your cock appropriately please be prepared! Let me list a few of the things I’ve had to deal with: warning- it’s graphic but this is my life so you need to know. 
A guy with such awful haemorrhoids that it looked like a bunch of cherries was protruding from his ass. He’d even applied cream to them which made it look even worse. (Maybe it wasn’t haemorrhoid cream and he was trying to make them more appetising for me?) He did say ‘I may be a little sore down there so go careful’ which I interpreted as ‘use plenty of lube and try a finger first’ but when I saw the state of it I decided nothing was going to happen in that area. Nothing. Did he really expect me to …? 
A guy who was very corpulent with dried poo between the folds of his skin when I spread his cheeks to rim his hole. The actual hole looked clean. Simon’s discreet wiping is a thing I do, but tbh it’s not possible to discreetly rub away at dried poo. I love rimming but not so much doing a lot of preparation work. 
Cheese. That’s all I’ll say. I’m cut so it’s not something I deal with personally but I’m not dealing with it in my work OK? 
Post fuck or fingering rimming. Always happy to do that after I’ve been in first time. But what goes in has got to come out squeeky clean. With a recent client I pulled out and my cock was covered in poo, which spread over the towel underneath, and onto the client’s balls and legs. When it’s runny poo like that it’s not so easy to clean up…He was face down on the table, oblivious to the situation. I told him ‘I’m just going to the bathroom to freshen up’ …. ‘Sure Jamie’ he replied …and before I went I cleaned him all up down there. Which must have been obvious because it took a while, then I dealt with myself. When I returned he’s on all fours asking me to rim him. We were near the session end so I flipped him onto his back, lifted his legs, went in (to stay in) and finished him off with my hands whilst I pretended to finish inside him (honestly I really couldn’t). When I pulled out there was another mess. I threw away the towel. 
And people complain about the rate. 

 


 

I’ll be interested in the providers’ views on whether this is a hint.  The clearer signal might be when you raise your hips when his hands start exploring your upper, inner thighs.

The worst. Stunk, had TV on, was massaging with one hand eating pizza with other. Wanted to play and I just wanted out. Much older than pics and yes, hotel room was a dirty mess. Avoid.

Wow, thanks for all who commented on their experiences, he is a hard pass for me....sure glad to dodge this bullet.

OMG it was awful. Like seriously bad. For starters he stunk of cigarette smoke and awful body odor. He looks like a 10 year older version of the pics he has online. I'd say 46-50 years old. Yea...hes old and weird. Massage was horrible. He was so rough while massaging me to the point it hurt. I have bruises. And he kept asking...begging to have sex...and I have never left a session early...but after 15 minutes I had to Get the FUCK out of that hotel room. And the room was a sloppy mess...just like him. 
He's seedy...kinda gross. He says the weirdest things...kept asking to fist me or fuck me. I wanted a massage.. not sex...and definitely not from this Russian Clown...why does Russia always send over the lunatics? The massage was beyond painful...way to rough...and he had no idea what TF he was doing. He kept trying to kiss me on the lips and his breath stunk of cigs...totally gross. And he kept asking me to suck him....and I'm like bro...I'm outta here. 
What a colossal waste of time. He's not attractive, smells, smokes, and keep texting me. I finally blocked his crazy ass!
Proceed with caution with this idiot moron. Cannot figure out why he has ANY good reviews. Must be alot of desperate old dudes out there settling for his bullshit. LOL