jeezopete

I tried to climb a really tall tower in France...

...but Eiffel off.   😲

The VIP bar upstairs now has a TV showing the main stage from the Ft. Lauderdale club. It's right next to the TV that shows the main stage that's downstairs in the Tampa club.

I hadn't noticed the new screen showing the Ft. Lauderdale club until another customer pointed to it and said, "Look, that guy sitting in front of the stage is on his phone looking at Grindr." Sure enough, the camera angle showed at least 2 customers scrolling through Grindr on their phones. 

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U r a bus

My balloon elephant wouldn't fit in the back seat of my car.

So I had to pop the trunk.

1 hour ago, TJMS said:

I tried to click to get his contact info and it did not open. I am interested

There's a note on his profile that says it has expired. Once a profile expires, all contact information is removed from the site.

Science puns make me numb.

But math puns make me number.

From their Facebook, guests appearing this weekend: