MsGuy

For "Straightboyz.co" the conceit is that all the straight boys in his New York neighborhood know they can make a quick buck by dropping by his apartment and letting him film them getting a blow job/jerk off by the director (or occasionally his room mate). Rarely, the boy has to return the favor.
 
Goofy as the above sounds, I knew a guy who had something similar going. By word of mouth a substantial number of kids knew they could stop by his house and pick up some beer money by letting him suck their toes and lick their feet. Kids would pass the info on to younger friends, maybe bring them by to get them started. The whole thing went on for decades. Sometimes there would be 3 or 4 guys sitting around in his living room playing spades or rook while waiting their turn. Whether things ever went past foot fetish, I have no know,ledge.
 
The weirdest thing about it all was that this went on so long some of the boys were sons of boys who had visited in their own beer money days. I swear I'm not lying.
 
The whole thing ended in a crash when one of the current guys had a come to Jesus moment at a Baptist revival and fessed up his sins in some considerable detail in front of God and the entire congregation during altar call. NO arrests though. Apparently a few too many sober-sided pillars of the community were reluctant for the details (read names of the suckees) to be revealed. At any rate the sheriff declined to investigate.
 
So guys, as unlikely and staged as some of these porn clips seem, just remember stranger things have happened.

As a really little kid, I remember being lifted into and out of the rides by the operators - they were always extremely rough-looking young men with tatts who looked like they hadn't showered in awhile- at that tender age I was already attracted to rough trade.

A 6-year-old Indiana girl was fatally shot in the head by her father as he cleaned a gun, state police said.
 
The girl, Makayla S. Bowling, was shot at about 10:30 p.m. Friday when her father accidentally fired the handgun inside their South PD Baker Road home in Washington County, about 90 miles south of Indianapolis, according to Indiana State Police.
 
Deputies from the Washington County Sheriff’s Department responded to the home and transported the girl by air ambulance about 40 miles to the Norton Children’s Hospital in Louisville, Kentucky, where she was pronounced dead.
 
The shooting remains under investigation, but Indiana State Police detectives do not suspect any foul play. A preliminary investigation found that the girl’s father was cleaning the pistol inside the home and thought it was unloaded before it discharged and struck his daughter.
 
The girl’s father was not identified by state police.
 
Notice how there are never stories about how a child is accidentally killed by a home-security system?

While I'm not enthusiastic about the sign's verbiage, I do find it more humorous than offensive.

Lol. I missed that comment when I read the original post. I’ve been at an escort/ masseur’s home before when a partner or roommate showed up, but their mom walking in would be a new one!!

So nobody's going to ask how you manage to be an escort while living with your mother?

I suppose 'Auntie' was out of the question...

Ever since I was a young'n, I told my sister I would NOT be Uncle Sam if she ever had kids.
 
It took her a long time to find the right guy... She had her first kid at 37+, & her second 3 1/2 years later... ironically, the exact same timetable as our mother.
 
I was pleasantly surprised when I was with her one day during the first pregnancy... she started talking to her belly, and introduced me to the baby as Tio Sam (we're English-speaking Jews). Both my nephew & niece grew up calling me Tio Sam.
 
They're both in college now, and they still call me Tio Sam. I'm still not sure if they actually realize I'm their uncle. (I didn't say they were in good colleges. :rolleyes:)

I lost my "virginity" in every way--oral (active/passive) and anal (active/passive)--on the same day. O, what a day it was!

I prefer the definition: It doesn't count as sex unless I enjoyed it!

If masturbation counts maybe 6?

If I want to imagine there was tongue involved I will do so.

Originally I felt bad about blocking him (I wouldn’t normally block someone). But this is Minnesota people respond better to passive aggressive behavior versus being direct. Ha!

"IT rubs the lotion on itself and then places the lotion back into the basket"

An Uber driver in LA offered me alcohol. After doing so, he told me he had invested in bitcoin early and was going to buy real estate on some random island and retire. The whole story was so confusing that I didn't even bother to be skeptical about it.

Maybe she meant, "who in the world would want to do THAT to HIM!"

Gman

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When I was very young, I
___felt like a little boy
__trapped in a woman's
_______body.....

__and then I was born.

TruHart1

The front room in my house is my office. When I'm working at my desk I have full view of my porch, front steps, city sidewalk, and street. A few years ago I was eagerly awaiting a guitar delivery from FedEx. I watched as a FedEx driver stopped in front of my house with a "signature required" package (a guitar) I had been waiting on that had an online "out for delivery" status, and then drove away without leaving the truck. Later the tracking app noted that no one was home to receive the package, even though I was waiting by the door. I'm told that drivers will do this when they're running behind schedule or when they don't feel like carrying a larger package to the door only to find out that they have to put it back on the truck

And now I feel even more sorry for your suffering...

Insurance Scam Videos
 
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