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colonexstacy got a reaction from jakeharo in 411 on Carlosgrey
I sincerely thank you for being part of my investigation. LOL. Thank you
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colonexstacy got a reaction from Runningguyindc in 411 on Nickcol
I always had difficulty with Nick in the classroom. Every other day we would study our numbers. I would say Nick what is 25 + 1 and he would say 26 and I would say correct. Nick what is 26 + 1 and he would say 27. Again he was correct. What is 28 + 1 Nikki and he would say 29 and I would be so proud. And then here came the big one, Nick think clearly now what is 29 + 1 and he would say 29. Bitch has been 29 for five damn years.
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colonexstacy got a reaction from Dr.Daddy in 411 PaxtonAndrews in SLC
well hell he seems sexy but i was warned about him from this site....i inquired anyhow cuz if not him then the other providers wouldn't even give Vannah enough energy to turn the letters. But if Vannah had the emails with him that I did, she'd turn that alphabet with venom.
Who the F#%$ does this guy think he is. He is the most entitled person I have exchanged missives with in trying to set up an appointment. He wrote me two hours before set in sandstone appointment because suddenly a guy in vegas wanted him for an overnight....so paxton said you can have my husband. I think he meant have an appointment with his husband the aforementioned Jason. For all I know the overnight featured a hefty income so maybe he did mean take my husband off my hands. I digress.
He did not apologize while thinking he did the right thing discarding his beloved the way Carlee Russell did that baby on the interstate.
He said his former partner (I would think they are former by now) would contact me 'eventually' with an address.
Eventually my ass! I passed on the rejected jason. I didnt turn letters but by God I let the language fly in our last exchange. He wrote back telling me I was rude for not understanding. LMAO
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colonexstacy got a reaction from Capitano in Eliuguzman in Philadelphia
you owe me sister.....I just read your comment because he is in Wisconsin where I am visiting sitting in a hotel with a cup of hot chocolate and now that chocolate is on the days inn sheets and the mug broken to pits lying on the 70's carpet as I laughed so damn hard I dropped my one and only Christmas gift. As I said you owe me. LOL
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colonexstacy got a reaction from DCHere in 411 on Maykul in NYC
lol. omg after reading another thread of said subject which commenced with "I wont say anything just pm" ..i was perplexed as to the bullshit that followed. And unlike that poster who offered no valuable contribution, I will make the attempt.
Maykul is fabulous. I met him two months ago in Ft Lauderdale. He was easily able to communicate properly without any barrier understanding and relating to the English language...which at this point if we are going to hire men from these sites where 80 percent are from Central America then let us not adhere to their lack of comprehension or lack of mastering the English language from a 3 day Rosetta Stone workshop on tape, as a detriment. One may simply accept that there is a great chance they will not understand you but let us acknowledge realistically they know the conjugation of any and all verbs relating to foreign currency. lol.
I went to his post a while ago as once again I will be returning to the American version of the Land of Venice post labor day. I hope I lose some weight off my fat thighs cuz this time I would like to see his face while my legs are thrust behind my shoulders. I wanted to be able to see beyond my naval hernia repair as to whether he was enjoying himself or tolerating me. lol. In all honesty he was a spectacular encounter. And domineering which I stated I desired. Bonus....to my relief the mash for the hernia is still in place.
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colonexstacy got a reaction from themsg in 411 PaxtonAndrews in SLC
well hell he seems sexy but i was warned about him from this site....i inquired anyhow cuz if not him then the other providers wouldn't even give Vannah enough energy to turn the letters. But if Vannah had the emails with him that I did, she'd turn that alphabet with venom.
Who the F#%$ does this guy think he is. He is the most entitled person I have exchanged missives with in trying to set up an appointment. He wrote me two hours before set in sandstone appointment because suddenly a guy in vegas wanted him for an overnight....so paxton said you can have my husband. I think he meant have an appointment with his husband the aforementioned Jason. For all I know the overnight featured a hefty income so maybe he did mean take my husband off my hands. I digress.
He did not apologize while thinking he did the right thing discarding his beloved the way Carlee Russell did that baby on the interstate.
He said his former partner (I would think they are former by now) would contact me 'eventually' with an address.
Eventually my ass! I passed on the rejected jason. I didnt turn letters but by God I let the language fly in our last exchange. He wrote back telling me I was rude for not understanding. LMAO
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colonexstacy got a reaction from BuzzLiteQueer in 411 PaxtonAndrews in SLC
well hell he seems sexy but i was warned about him from this site....i inquired anyhow cuz if not him then the other providers wouldn't even give Vannah enough energy to turn the letters. But if Vannah had the emails with him that I did, she'd turn that alphabet with venom.
Who the F#%$ does this guy think he is. He is the most entitled person I have exchanged missives with in trying to set up an appointment. He wrote me two hours before set in sandstone appointment because suddenly a guy in vegas wanted him for an overnight....so paxton said you can have my husband. I think he meant have an appointment with his husband the aforementioned Jason. For all I know the overnight featured a hefty income so maybe he did mean take my husband off my hands. I digress.
He did not apologize while thinking he did the right thing discarding his beloved the way Carlee Russell did that baby on the interstate.
He said his former partner (I would think they are former by now) would contact me 'eventually' with an address.
Eventually my ass! I passed on the rejected jason. I didnt turn letters but by God I let the language fly in our last exchange. He wrote back telling me I was rude for not understanding. LMAO
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colonexstacy got a reaction from Miguyhere in 411 on Ty in Columbus
I saw him Tuesday a few days ago and I regret that I did not post this information at that time but I have been sidetracked with a few obligations regarding medical situations. This man is beyond fabulous. I will tell you I was somewhat hesitant because he does not show a facial pic. I need to start realizing that sometimes this is a good thing because these guys are very professional to such a high level degree that they don't want to ruin their reputation because of other aspects that they offer. This is a legit massage in the most beautiful setting I have encountered of anybody on any of these sites. You would think you were in his home because it is immaculately clean and decorated but it is actually a suite in a professional office building. You would still have discretion. The massage was spectacular. I have not one negative criticism. It is sensual. Towards the very end when he leaned over and I saw and touched that fabulous derriee exploding to another orbit. Lol. I am serious guys you do not want to miss him. Very attractive totally engaging unbelievably professional and talented. On a table and not on a bed. I'm going to say one other thing. It's fascinating that he is the best I have ever experienced as well as the most economical. 140 for an hour with this man what's the best money I have spent so far this year.
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colonexstacy got a reaction from Rotorooter in New hottie Adamasseur - 411?
I am late in posting a response here and I apologize for that. A couple of guys have written me individually asking about how my session went and I responded to them earlier today. I will tell everyone do not bother. I repeat do not bother. The guy is totally irresponsible. And not only that the massage was pathetic. Mutual touch is kept to a minimum. And there is no explosive ending. He doesn't do that. He came from Miami to Fort Lauderdale to where I was staying to do an outcall and we had a range for our time to be at 7:00. On a the Sunday evening. I had asked him to give me a heads up when he was on his way. By 7:00 I had never heard from him so I reached out and asked if he was on his way and he said can we make it 7:30. How he thought he would get to me and 1/2 hour without having left was beyond meBut what do I know So I said okay.At 8:00 had not arrived. I reached out again and he said oh let me put my shoes on and I'll head that way.I am disappointed in myself that I would allow this. But I did. I really thought after looking at everything about him on Instagram that he is quite accomplished for such a young man yet he is the height of irresponsibility. He had nothing but excuses without apology.I was supposed to pay him $240 and I said you'll get $160 on that's it.He did not live up to what we discussed therefore I'm not living up to the payment. He took the 160 and left. I took the 80 I had left over and bought a bottle of Jack Daniels. And a tort with cinnamon icing. Lol
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colonexstacy got a reaction from Asterisk in Hello Chicago can we not do this?
I do voice text because if you think I'm typing all this you would be out of your mind. Lol and I may horrible autocorrect mistakes all the time. And I also don't proofread because I say too much. Lol2:00 came and I was downstairs for him because of like I said I could not let him in because of the security to the building I sat on a bench in front of the hotel and left around 2:15 because he was not answering and what I don't understand is why am I being held accountable when I called him and he did not answer.
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colonexstacy got a reaction from viewing ownly in 411 on Maximo in Chicago
after reading the first response were it was said that he sent rude text messages I was going to write and express my very same experience such as that and then I saw everybody else's said the same thing. We can only lead to the question who's going to be the first to bitch slap him?
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colonexstacy got a reaction from Lotus-eater in New hottie Adamasseur - 411?
I am late in posting a response here and I apologize for that. A couple of guys have written me individually asking about how my session went and I responded to them earlier today. I will tell everyone do not bother. I repeat do not bother. The guy is totally irresponsible. And not only that the massage was pathetic. Mutual touch is kept to a minimum. And there is no explosive ending. He doesn't do that. He came from Miami to Fort Lauderdale to where I was staying to do an outcall and we had a range for our time to be at 7:00. On a the Sunday evening. I had asked him to give me a heads up when he was on his way. By 7:00 I had never heard from him so I reached out and asked if he was on his way and he said can we make it 7:30. How he thought he would get to me and 1/2 hour without having left was beyond meBut what do I know So I said okay.At 8:00 had not arrived. I reached out again and he said oh let me put my shoes on and I'll head that way.I am disappointed in myself that I would allow this. But I did. I really thought after looking at everything about him on Instagram that he is quite accomplished for such a young man yet he is the height of irresponsibility. He had nothing but excuses without apology.I was supposed to pay him $240 and I said you'll get $160 on that's it.He did not live up to what we discussed therefore I'm not living up to the payment. He took the 160 and left. I took the 80 I had left over and bought a bottle of Jack Daniels. And a tort with cinnamon icing. Lol
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colonexstacy got a reaction from musclvr in Hello Chicago can we not do this?
I was in Chicago for a few days this past week when it hit 100 degrees for the first time in 25 years with a heat index of 118. While some men are extremely hot in the physical runway department where every other guy wants a career in modeling or is in modeling with little side hustles here on our RM sites.
I have been thinking of several experiences within 24 hours having resulted from initial inquiries and I became amazed, hurt, angry, argumentative and most of all perplexed. I had conclusions but now after considerable reflection I may have a different viewpoint.
TrevorCHI on RentMasseur
RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com ...exceptional experience with Trevor...gorgeous, skilled, talented, communicated very professional with humor while messaging to set up the appointment.
Thank God because what follows is how my jaunt to the windy city began. If only Trevor had been available first.
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/1634/
Royce has noted on his profile on masseur finder that he is out of town currently and that may be due a lace filled tirad I had for him when he requested a pic, a request I honored, only to be told I am not his type and too heavy for him so he'll pass.
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44742/
Toby of rentmasseur responded pronto upon my text arrival asking if he were available to which he asked for my stats and pic. I reluctantly obliged. He responded what happened to you? I responded, "cancer." Gentlemen I would rather experience chemotherapy than ever experience another exchange with this man as the situation escalated.
Kingmidas on RentMasseur
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King Midas practically conducts an interview.....initial response from him as I questioned his rate informed me he desired to know....my age, stats, and ethnicity.
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/39699/
Max stated he only offers massage and nothing at all sexual. At this point I had only asked if he were still in town and available? I explained I was not looking for sex but a little mutual touch I would welcome to which he texted moments later, "how old are you?"
Jxcktherapy - Male Escort, Gay massage - Chicago | Rent.Men
RENT.MEN Jxcktherapy Gay Escort in Chicago, Illinois, available for Gay Escorting,Modeling,Erotic Massage. | Find all the best Male Escorts at Rent.Men Another one that really got me was jocktherapy who has since left town. My experience was not through text, but rather a live voice call. I told him I was looking for a nice encounter with body contact, good conversation, and not a session where within minutes of entering the room nothing transpires other than sexual aggressive behavior. He informed me how he appreciated how I put that as opposed to being asked if he fucks or gets fucked. He is tired of the tacky queens who apply for erotic sessions without decorum. Immediately he asked if I were hung? Now gentlemen, what was this about sexual decorum? lol. I told him I was average and he said that would not work. And for some reason that damn Verizon tower on Lake Shore Blvd evidently faltered as the conversation abruptly halted.
Finally for the most bizarre. And frightening.
Mr_BIG on RentMasseur
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Mr. Big. Oh my god he is gorgeous which surprises me as his genetic linkage dates back to the beginning of time with direct connection to Satan.
We made our appointment for 2pm Thursday. This was set up after very little effort Wednesday evening at 9pm. He texted me once again to tell me he would keep the appointment but not to bother confirming as he had an overnight client and would sleep until 1:45. Now who hires someone with these boundaries. I told him I didn't want a massage from someone who woke up 15 minutes ago. And how is he going to get from the Hyatt on Wacker to my boutique hotel on Brompton by two pm? I told him I was hesitant. I was actually angry at myself that I allowed these perimeters but he looked so damn gorgeous and from the other incidents I shared above, who the hell else was there?
I did call Mr. Big that morning at 11 to confirm. Straight to voice mail. I called again at 12:15. Straight to voice mail (giving me more ammunition to despise the word straight). At 1:45 I texted. No response. At 2pm I left on foot to head to a fabulous restaurant called Calo. Omg. So good. The gnocchi gorgonzalo is to die for. Then Walgreens was on the agenda for all the pepto bismal on display due to the 100 heat temp with an index of 118. After walking 3/4 of a mile I was about ten pounds lighter upon my turning of the corner to my hotel and I saw a man with the hottest legs I have ever seen. As I was descending closer and closer to my hotel the vision became more focused and it was Mr. Big sitting on the wrought iron bench outside the hotel. I kept walking past him totally forgetting I had told described myself the night before so he would recognize me to be let in to the hotel as outsiders without keys are not welcome. He approached me demanding 300 dollars for my not being there upon his arrival and another 30 for the uber which brought him and another 30 for the uber to exit his ass from my frayed nerves. I just kept walking and hurried my pace. He blocked me from the hotel entrance. I was becoming tense with fear. I asked him to leave me alone. I eventually took off running. Literally running. He is 40 years younger than me but what could I do. He did not run as I glanced back. It would probably have made him look guilty. I found myself at a restaurant called Pancake. Half a mile away. 20 minutes later he walked by the front windows looking frantic. I went into the bathroom stall and stayed there at Pancake. The management probably thought the heat had affected me as I stayed in that bathroom for twenty minutes. Never saw Mr. Big again.
Gentleman is cock worth all this?
I thought the requests for a clients stats and pics bordered discrimination. The more I have thought about it, they really do have the right to do that. Though it is disappointing.
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colonexstacy got a reaction from Luv2play in 411 on AlexanderXX in Chicago
Oh this thread is so old I am dying to weigh in and share my experience. I ran across his ad moments ago. I am doing talk to text and I had to correct an error already because it said I ran across his dad to go. LOL so I can thank the man who carried the torch on to his son with a fabulous package. Just because a guy has a cock and will travel however does not make them pleasurable company at $300 an hour. I had him a few years ago in Indianapolis. He met me outside while he was enjoying a f a g . He seemed rather nervous. Perhaps use this way when he meets most of his new clients. He eventually put out the cigarette and we went inside. His body is a template for the Greek gods. Fabulous fabulous fabulous. His English sucks. And I almost choked as I sucked also. He laid down onto the bed on his back and opened his arms for me to lie on top of him. As I was going down the Netherlands you suddenly says I'm a Jew. I was so startled. There was nothing Jewish about this guy. I guess it's all the perplexed look on my face and he repeated himself telling me I'm a Jew. I did not feel the need to tell him that I am a fan of Martin Luther so I did not know why he felt compelled to offer me biographical information other than checking off anal cum and leather on his rentmen profile. Regarding position it said to ask. No word did it say to ask of his religious affiliation. Well I was tickling the former area that held my consoles I was enthralled with delight until he once again said take me I'm a Jew. I had had enough of this. I asked him what he kept telling me he was Jewish and he looked at me like I was nuts. You know how sometimes people who speak Spanish will say jesterday. Please read that again. That is not a typo. Jesterday Spanish people pronounce j when a word begins with y. Alexander is not Jewish nor was he telling me he was Jewish. He was attempting to say I'm yours. All this time he was availing himself to me while I was thinking about Sabbath sundown. Lol.
Sensuality and eroticism we're completely void during this 35 minute crash course with Rosetta Stone. Once I came he pointed to the bathroom where I could grab a towel while he took his Android and checked the weather channel. I got the hell out of there because he was confused about Fahrenheit.
As I read what I just wrote I wish I could tell you this was fiction. And I wish it were but rather I had to live it. As some other people have noted he goes through the motions. He is a clock watcher. He has a gorgeous ass but can one really enjoy it as you make your preparations with him screaming that he is a Jew and all you can think about is the diary of Anne Frank. As I said this experience was void of eroticism. 😂
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colonexstacy got a reaction from + claym in 411 on AlexanderXX in Chicago
Oh this thread is so old I am dying to weigh in and share my experience. I ran across his ad moments ago. I am doing talk to text and I had to correct an error already because it said I ran across his dad to go. LOL so I can thank the man who carried the torch on to his son with a fabulous package. Just because a guy has a cock and will travel however does not make them pleasurable company at $300 an hour. I had him a few years ago in Indianapolis. He met me outside while he was enjoying a f a g . He seemed rather nervous. Perhaps use this way when he meets most of his new clients. He eventually put out the cigarette and we went inside. His body is a template for the Greek gods. Fabulous fabulous fabulous. His English sucks. And I almost choked as I sucked also. He laid down onto the bed on his back and opened his arms for me to lie on top of him. As I was going down the Netherlands you suddenly says I'm a Jew. I was so startled. There was nothing Jewish about this guy. I guess it's all the perplexed look on my face and he repeated himself telling me I'm a Jew. I did not feel the need to tell him that I am a fan of Martin Luther so I did not know why he felt compelled to offer me biographical information other than checking off anal cum and leather on his rentmen profile. Regarding position it said to ask. No word did it say to ask of his religious affiliation. Well I was tickling the former area that held my consoles I was enthralled with delight until he once again said take me I'm a Jew. I had had enough of this. I asked him what he kept telling me he was Jewish and he looked at me like I was nuts. You know how sometimes people who speak Spanish will say jesterday. Please read that again. That is not a typo. Jesterday Spanish people pronounce j when a word begins with y. Alexander is not Jewish nor was he telling me he was Jewish. He was attempting to say I'm yours. All this time he was availing himself to me while I was thinking about Sabbath sundown. Lol.
Sensuality and eroticism we're completely void during this 35 minute crash course with Rosetta Stone. Once I came he pointed to the bathroom where I could grab a towel while he took his Android and checked the weather channel. I got the hell out of there because he was confused about Fahrenheit.
As I read what I just wrote I wish I could tell you this was fiction. And I wish it were but rather I had to live it. As some other people have noted he goes through the motions. He is a clock watcher. He has a gorgeous ass but can one really enjoy it as you make your preparations with him screaming that he is a Jew and all you can think about is the diary of Anne Frank. As I said this experience was void of eroticism. 😂
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colonexstacy got a reaction from Medin in Hello Chicago can we not do this?
I was in Chicago for a few days this past week when it hit 100 degrees for the first time in 25 years with a heat index of 118. While some men are extremely hot in the physical runway department where every other guy wants a career in modeling or is in modeling with little side hustles here on our RM sites.
I have been thinking of several experiences within 24 hours having resulted from initial inquiries and I became amazed, hurt, angry, argumentative and most of all perplexed. I had conclusions but now after considerable reflection I may have a different viewpoint.
TrevorCHI on RentMasseur
RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com ...exceptional experience with Trevor...gorgeous, skilled, talented, communicated very professional with humor while messaging to set up the appointment.
Thank God because what follows is how my jaunt to the windy city began. If only Trevor had been available first.
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/1634/
Royce has noted on his profile on masseur finder that he is out of town currently and that may be due a lace filled tirad I had for him when he requested a pic, a request I honored, only to be told I am not his type and too heavy for him so he'll pass.
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44742/
Toby of rentmasseur responded pronto upon my text arrival asking if he were available to which he asked for my stats and pic. I reluctantly obliged. He responded what happened to you? I responded, "cancer." Gentlemen I would rather experience chemotherapy than ever experience another exchange with this man as the situation escalated.
Kingmidas on RentMasseur
RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com
King Midas practically conducts an interview.....initial response from him as I questioned his rate informed me he desired to know....my age, stats, and ethnicity.
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/39699/
Max stated he only offers massage and nothing at all sexual. At this point I had only asked if he were still in town and available? I explained I was not looking for sex but a little mutual touch I would welcome to which he texted moments later, "how old are you?"
Jxcktherapy - Male Escort, Gay massage - Chicago | Rent.Men
RENT.MEN Jxcktherapy Gay Escort in Chicago, Illinois, available for Gay Escorting,Modeling,Erotic Massage. | Find all the best Male Escorts at Rent.Men Another one that really got me was jocktherapy who has since left town. My experience was not through text, but rather a live voice call. I told him I was looking for a nice encounter with body contact, good conversation, and not a session where within minutes of entering the room nothing transpires other than sexual aggressive behavior. He informed me how he appreciated how I put that as opposed to being asked if he fucks or gets fucked. He is tired of the tacky queens who apply for erotic sessions without decorum. Immediately he asked if I were hung? Now gentlemen, what was this about sexual decorum? lol. I told him I was average and he said that would not work. And for some reason that damn Verizon tower on Lake Shore Blvd evidently faltered as the conversation abruptly halted.
Finally for the most bizarre. And frightening.
Mr_BIG on RentMasseur
RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com
Mr. Big. Oh my god he is gorgeous which surprises me as his genetic linkage dates back to the beginning of time with direct connection to Satan.
We made our appointment for 2pm Thursday. This was set up after very little effort Wednesday evening at 9pm. He texted me once again to tell me he would keep the appointment but not to bother confirming as he had an overnight client and would sleep until 1:45. Now who hires someone with these boundaries. I told him I didn't want a massage from someone who woke up 15 minutes ago. And how is he going to get from the Hyatt on Wacker to my boutique hotel on Brompton by two pm? I told him I was hesitant. I was actually angry at myself that I allowed these perimeters but he looked so damn gorgeous and from the other incidents I shared above, who the hell else was there?
I did call Mr. Big that morning at 11 to confirm. Straight to voice mail. I called again at 12:15. Straight to voice mail (giving me more ammunition to despise the word straight). At 1:45 I texted. No response. At 2pm I left on foot to head to a fabulous restaurant called Calo. Omg. So good. The gnocchi gorgonzalo is to die for. Then Walgreens was on the agenda for all the pepto bismal on display due to the 100 heat temp with an index of 118. After walking 3/4 of a mile I was about ten pounds lighter upon my turning of the corner to my hotel and I saw a man with the hottest legs I have ever seen. As I was descending closer and closer to my hotel the vision became more focused and it was Mr. Big sitting on the wrought iron bench outside the hotel. I kept walking past him totally forgetting I had told described myself the night before so he would recognize me to be let in to the hotel as outsiders without keys are not welcome. He approached me demanding 300 dollars for my not being there upon his arrival and another 30 for the uber which brought him and another 30 for the uber to exit his ass from my frayed nerves. I just kept walking and hurried my pace. He blocked me from the hotel entrance. I was becoming tense with fear. I asked him to leave me alone. I eventually took off running. Literally running. He is 40 years younger than me but what could I do. He did not run as I glanced back. It would probably have made him look guilty. I found myself at a restaurant called Pancake. Half a mile away. 20 minutes later he walked by the front windows looking frantic. I went into the bathroom stall and stayed there at Pancake. The management probably thought the heat had affected me as I stayed in that bathroom for twenty minutes. Never saw Mr. Big again.
Gentleman is cock worth all this?
I thought the requests for a clients stats and pics bordered discrimination. The more I have thought about it, they really do have the right to do that. Though it is disappointing.
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colonexstacy got a reaction from Saabster in 411 jxcktherapy
Oh there is way too much to tell for my communications with this guy. Suffice it to say he is not real. Presently he has four reviews and I doubt their credibility. His ad expired after one month. I have caught him in so many lies. Trips all over himself in his messages with contradiction after contradiction after contradiction. Enough said although I don't know if I've really said anything. LOL
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colonexstacy got a reaction from + 7829V in Billy Visiting DC
When will these damn little straight boys ever learn? Do they not realize that those of us who are gay who were in the closet for so many years learned everything about accessorizing which means there is no detail that is absent from our discriminating eyes. I went to Texas last week and returned 2 days ago and I could immediately conclude someone attempted to visit me while I was gone because the 30% off clearance sale bed bath & beyond welcome mat was slightly off by about a quarter of an inch.
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colonexstacy got a reaction from sbguy in Anyone had experience with Abenot
I'M COMING TO THE RESCUE KIDS
All this damn bumping is on my nerves. So I'm going to pick up the mantle and do justice for everyone I have an appointment with him in 4 hours and I will report back to you. Hold your applause and your Thanksgiving for me. Until then. And then I want you to bow down. LOL
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colonexstacy got a reaction from CuriousByNature in 411 on DanielFort
My God these churches will do anything to convert us. They simply showed up to your home? Am I correct their intention was one of conversion? Lol. Just having fun. Loved your comment.
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colonexstacy got a reaction from themsg in 411 on FullMasseur (Orlando, FL)?
You have any idea how quick I googled Elaine delong. Damn autocorrect. Lol
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colonexstacy got a reaction from dfwmassagelover in Billy Visiting DC
OK OK OK HERE GOES
I simply cannot endorse this gentleman more with sufficient wording. Absolutely incredible and the most intense erotic experience I think I have ever had and I've had a lot. He is extraordinary. And the best host I have ever had from any of these sites. He offered a shower afterwards. He offered water when I walked in. His English struggles but he does his best and in the end of really was not an obstacle. Have you ever heard of an ass that might be too hard to touch? That may sound absurd but I swear it was like touching a brick. His body is phenomenal and he indicated he does not lift weights which led me to asking how that was possible to which him for me through years of judo. Suddenly I had an insight into some of the positions he put me in for this massage. I mean it was position as I have never ever been in. I think I had a little bit of a judo experience.
I would also like to say a little something about my credibility which may be questionable at this point with this review when I would not blame you. I am humiliated and embarrassed but I will admit I feel like a damn fool. Do you know what I did? If you look up above you will see a previous response I made. Well here it is much later and I had a session with him and halfway through the session it dawned me this is that guy I thought was using a fake pic. I cannot believe that I did not realize I had already had no intention of reaching out to him. How the hell I did this is still be on me. LOL but I do feel obligated to go ahead and report my take on the experience. He was just incredible and the kindest sweetest man. There was MT and HE. Nothing else was the offer nor did I indicate I had any interest in other than what was provided. It was more than enough.
I hope if you are interested in seeing him that you can trust me with what I have said here in spite of my previous comment that still baffles me. LOL
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colonexstacy got a reaction from VeriChiKL in You Favorite Masseurs in Chicago
lol. so I reached out to him using my handle on rentmasseur which is Missionaryvip and he went the hell off on me. I was ready to fly to Chicago just to slap some decency into him. He sent me messages about how on our last visit I smelled and he could not tolerate my ass and could not wait for me to leave. WTF? We never met and I replied with colorful language exuding strong bold numerous colors with great enunciation way beyond the rainbow flag. It turns out he was thinking of a client who goes by Vipmissionary which pissed me off even more as someone has taken liberty with what I should have had patented. Lol...so there now you have your story and I hope it does not let you down. I decided not to meet him as I would arrive trepid with fear if Right Guard deodorant would engage rage!
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colonexstacy got a reaction from Miguyhere in 411 on Carlosgrey
I sincerely thank you for being part of my investigation. LOL. Thank you