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I contacted him re a 90 minute sensual massage with mutual nudity and my release. He replied that he doesn’t work nude, so I said thanks I’ll pass. Then he texts and says “have any pics”? And I’m thinking, dude, this isn’t Grindr - but went ahead and sent him one of my (fit and well proportioned) body. He then says “Sorry, not a match” 😂 Honest to god, I laughed, and texted back KK. THEN he texts me again and says “I’d be happy to give you a regular massage if you like”. To which I replied “I’ll keep that in mind 🙄”. Very douchey, imho.

Well, guys do it on Grindr all the time, and at least in this case I had his home address (originally was going to go to him), a phone number and an ad with his photo. But point taken.

Yes, it does. I think the RM ad is very old pics and his hair was dark. He looks like the MF ad, only an older, sloppy, gross version. Phone number for both is the same, fyi.

https://rentmasseur.com/TheBestChoice https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/52114/ This was one of the absolute worst massage experiences EVER. I booked with him on Saturday for a Sunday evening 8pm appointment at my place. Had the table set up, spa music going and was freshly showered and relaxed. I texted him at 7:30 to remind him I’d have a parking pass for him. No answer. 8pm - no Gus. Texted again at 8:10 “you on your way”? No response. At 8:30 I texted and said if you’re not coming please let me know. Was ready to take down the table when I get a text from him “So sorry! I had an appointment go long trying to help a guy with his neck pain! I can be there in 30 minutes”. Well, I really wanted a massage so said ok - come over. He showed up at 9:10. First of all, he looks NOTHING like his pics. Out of shape, love handles in a tight shirt, sloppy, with bleached/fried hair. In his pics he’s nice looking and in terrific shape. I decided to go ahead anyway - partly out of not wanting to be a flake, and partly because I just needed a massage. Btw he didn’t bring his lotion in (I had specifically said to bring it since I didn’t have any at home) so had to go back out to his car. Then he comes in and says “ok, take off your clothes”. We had agreed that both of us would take off our clothes, and he was just standing there. I said ok, you too. And he looks at me kinda puzzled and stupid looking and says “oh I leave on my clothes”. I said, dude, that’s not what we agreed to. And he just keeps standing there for a long moment and I finally said, ya know, let’s just cancel this. He looks at me - again, such a dumb look on his face - and said, ok. So I saw him out and that was that. Thank God, actually, but what a waste of time and energy. HARD PASS!

Anybody else try him? Very handsome guy - great smile.

Hi Guys - does anybody attend Cherrywood? They had a nude swim party yesterday and I’d love to hear about it . . .

Hi guys - have had a lotta massages over the years, and some excellent longtime regulars. I really like being rubbed by masculine men - fit if not muscular. Hairy/smooth/in-between, all can be good. Are there any guys out there who only work by referral? I’ve pretty much run through anyone I thought I’d like on RM and Masseurfinder. So many of them are absurdly expensive, and I’ve found that the cost differential is definitely not in proportion to the quality of the experience. Bil in Silverlake was great (hairy guy below). Nick in Century City was terrific (below at beach). Both moved away. Appreciate anyone’s suggestions! Thank you!

As usual, thank to this community for saving me $350. I was going to splurge and try Dan/marathonmasseur out, but clearly it ain’t “all that”. Much appreciated!

I just left this review on RentMasseur: “Wow. Just wow. Yesterday afternoon I had an absolutely mind-blowing massage session with Michael. First of all, his photos do not do him justice. He’s a great looking, manly, well built guy. But more importantly, he’s a fantastic, well-trained and first rate masseur. From the moment he laid his hand on me, I knew the experience was going to be extraordinary. Strong hands but a gentle and sensual touch. He found every sore spot and it showed in how great my body felt afterwards. I do a lot of cardio, and his leg work was especially great for me. I give him my absolute highest recommendation. And I will absolutely see him again. Michael, you’re a treasure.” He’s absolutely wonderful - sweet, strong, great technique, amazing body which he happily shares. Oh boy, oh boy, does he share He has one of the best combinations of perfect unit and perfect backside I’ve ever massage me. I didn’t ask about full service - not my thing. But we touched and felt each other absolutely everywhere. One of my best experiences ever.

Thank you all again for saving me $300 😂

https://rentmasseur.com/TravisR Has anybody new tried him? Looks great and reviews are good. Studly guy with a hairy *ss - just my type. Thinking about trying him out later this week.

Just had a massage with Greg, and it was first rate in every way! Nice location near West Hollywood, easy parking, clean & attractive apartment. Greg is very personable and “regular guy” handsome, with a great body. Moderately hairy legs and chest - bubble backside nicely equipped in the front. Lean, but muscled. The massage was detailed and thorough, including my feet. Full 90 minutes, and I left very happy. Highly recommended!

Ok - have had the massage. Verdict: worth it for quality and price. His style is a bit more “vigorous” than I’m used to for a sensual massage, but honestly, my legs especially feel better tonight. Good guy - kinda hairy muscle dad type, like his pics. Not doing massage as often anymore, since he has a good job in the medical field. Frankly, not the “sexiest” massage I’ve ever had, but plenty good enough. And at $200 for a full 90 minutes, well worth it, although not sure I’ll need to do it again.

Finally seeing him today for a 90 minute session. Excited to finally meet him and have him work me over 😎

probably saved me a few thousand 💵 🤣