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When puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns.

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In grade school the boys were gathered into a room with the boys' PE teacher (and the girls in another room with theirs). They had all these biological charts and we learned about fallopian tubes and vaginas and penises and a very surgical synopsis of procreation (of course with no idea what those words meant).
 
I didn't hear much of it anyway. The PE teacher was hot in his snug white tennis shorts. He disappeared at the end of that school year and it wasn't until many years later I learned he was fired for being one of those homersexuals.

At EVERY public Q&A session, someone invariably asks Swanson what he uses on his hair to get that luxurious flow.
His answer: nothing special. He says he uses whatever his wife leaves in the shower. The hair does what it wants.

This won't be the only reunion. The Mary Tyler Moore show can have one, too.

A guy I used to see/pay in Chicago started calling me when he was just horny and wanted to get laid.
 
One time I said "I only have $100 in my pocket" and next thing I knew he was at my door. We reached an agreement after that. When I called him, I was paying. When he called me, I wasn't.
 
He called me often. Little dude self-identified as a straight womanizer but loved having a dick shoved up his ass. Go figure.

A guy I used to see/pay in Chicago started calling me when he was just horny and wanted to get laid.
 
One time I said "I only have $100 in my pocket" and next thing I knew he was at my door. We reached an agreement after that. When I called him, I was paying. When he called me, I wasn't.
 
He called me often. Little dude self-identified as a straight womanizer but loved having a dick shoved up his ass. Go figure.

This won't be the only reunion. The Mary Tyler Moore show can have one, too.

This won't be the only reunion. The Mary Tyler Moore show can have one, too.

This won't be the only reunion. The Mary Tyler Moore show can have one, too.

This won't be the only reunion. The Mary Tyler Moore show can have one, too.

This won't be the only reunion. The Mary Tyler Moore show can have one, too.

This won't be the only reunion. The Mary Tyler Moore show can have one, too.

No.

Or... WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?!
 
> ALL these web sites actually exist, selling something totally benign.
>
> 1. A site called 'Who represents' where you can find the name of the
> agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name...
> http://www.whorepresents.com/
>
> 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
> advice and views at:
> http://www.expertsexchange.com/
>
> 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island.
> http://www.penisland.net/
>
> 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
> http://www.therapistfinder.com/ .
>
> 5. Link removed, needed Password.
>
> 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New
> South Wales:
> http://www.molestationnursery.com/
>
> 7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always
> http://www.ipanywhere.com/
>
> 8. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their
> wacky web site:
> http://www.speedofart.com/
>
> 9. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure web site at
> http://www.gotahoe.com/

Good to see you back in the water as well, FoS!

Watch Chord Overstreet drop his trousers on Ellen DeGeneris' show:
 
http://www.towleroad.com/2011/03/watch-glees-chord-overstreet-shows-ellen-his-tight-end.html

'Glee' cast surpasses Elvis as top hit makers

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41629674/ns/today-entertainment/

It's interesting you'd complain about the lack of plot, though.
 
In early November, my old music teacher spent a week with me and we watched his first episode of Glee together. His primary complaint was that that they spent TOO MUCH time on plot and not enough time singing!

I'll go for pairs:
 
The Hemsworth brothers (Liam and Chris)
The Evans brothers (Chris and Scott)
The Franco brothers (James and Dave)

Almost 100% Member contributions.
 
There are advertising fees from flirt4free.com, but my understanding is that it was negligible. (But it did get us invited to their partner Christmas party at Playboy Mansion a few years back. )
 
Hooboy accepted contributions, but for the most part he self-funded. Daddy continued that lacking Hooboy's resources.

Since many denizens of this site are "of a certain age", we've probably outlived more than a few of them. As Charlie mentioned, the AIDS epidemic cut a wide swath through our community. Substance abuse and suicide have also taken a toll, not to mention cancers, traffic accidents. And a few got involved in rough situations.
 
I'm usually more surprised when I learn one of my formers is alive and healthy than learning they have passed.
 
I'm still in touch with many of them, and wish I was in touch with others. And then there are those where you just don't know. And that's how it's supposed to be.

Message Forums, in general, have been a more-or-less dead format with waning interest for many years. Much of the content formerly in forums has migrated to things like Facebook Groups (and whatever the other platforms call the same feature).
 
Can't you just see a Male Escort Pinterest board? Well, sure, the topic is a little risky -- the PTB will drop the axe quickly. There are a few topics that "polite" society finds verboten and we're one of them. <sigh>

"We" don't know. At this point in time, I am unaware of anyone who has gained access to his PO Box, but this could be completely wrong. I just have not been informed of it so I can not give informed advice.
 
Personally, I would suspend sending payments until new management stands up and says "HERE WE ARE AND HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO".

"We" don't know. At this point in time, I am unaware of anyone who has gained access to his PO Box, but this could be completely wrong. I just have not been informed of it so I can not give informed advice.
 
Personally, I would suspend sending payments until new management stands up and says "HERE WE ARE AND HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO".

Almost 100% Member contributions.
 
There are advertising fees from flirt4free.com, but my understanding is that it was negligible. (But it did get us invited to their partner Christmas party at Playboy Mansion a few years back. )
 
Hooboy accepted contributions, but for the most part he self-funded. Daddy continued that lacking Hooboy's resources.