purplekow

I really believe those women are not ladies. They do not respect common courtesy and encourage less than polite behavior. Next time, hold the fucking door for them and tell them if they do not like, they can run ahead and hold the door for you. Not very gentlemanly but at some point there should be a standard for polite behavior and you should not drop your standards to meet the misguided thoughts of gender politics of others.

So Steven, you had a handsome and well built young kind smart lawyer who was horny and looking for love and who who actually take a photo of himself in a speedo and within two train rides of my home and YOU did not even consider passing me the man's phone number. YOU SIR are out of the will.

My bed rarely gets made. First, I have about 10 pillows on my bed, so just getting them on and off the bed is time consuming. I have three dogs and just getting them off the bed is time consuming. I usually have a three or four old comforters with a mattress cover over the them and then the fitted sheet, getting them on the bed is time consuming, but worth the price in comfort. I then have a flat sheet and even in the summer, another comforter and sometimes a bed spread, getting them on and off the bed is also time consuming. I much prefer to hit the snooze alarm three times and take a nice long warm shower in the morning, The one time I do make the bed is if I am having a guest into my bed. Often I will ask them to help me make the bed and then urge them to assist me in messing it up again. If I have a new guest, I use a new set of sheets and a new comforter set. I usually use an inexpensive set from Bed Bath and Beyond for this. However it is brand new, so fresh and clean and no excess dog smell and no sex smell until we have put it there. I do have a more expensive set of sheets I will use if I want to treat myself, and a guest or not, to some extra luxury. Some people prefer to launder new sheets before use, I am not one of those people. I do not think anyone is surprised to learn this.

I received a text today from a friend who was recently divorced and has decided to retire to enjoy the single life. This sounds like a great idea, but the fact is that as hiring escorts is my main manner of obtaining sexual gratification with another person (masturbation still runs at #1 over all) i am not sure I could maintain a satisfactory hiring life if I retired. This is not a post to get ideas on how to get more free sex, rather, this is a post to see if this idea is too out there. At this point in my life, I have much more life insurance than I need. My wife has passed. I have no children. i have one or two needy relatives who I like and to whom I would like to leave substantive inheritance, but as to the rest, they may want more but I see no need to give them any. So it will be easy to continue to have two of the policies with those relatives as beneficiaries. I would divide my other worldly goods, such as they are, to friends and charitable organizations and of course, I would leave enough behind for the care for my dogs. That still leaves me with one paid up life insurance policy for about $500K and really no obvious recipient. Now my liquid assets should keep me comfortable as long as I die before I get uncomfortable. I could cash the policy and use it for mad money. Or perhaps, there may be an escort who would offer services against the eventual inheritance of that policy. Now I hate being worth more dead than alive to anyone, as it seems to give someone another reason to want to see me dead, other than the usual ones. But still, this idea holds some attraction for me. So, does anyone out there think that a well crafted contract with an escort to supply agreed upon services at an agreed upon maximum frequency, which would be paid off at the time of my passing by the insurance policy, is a tenable situation. I know some will dismiss this right off. Some will offer arguments why it is a bad idea for me or for the escort. But, really what I would like to know, if anyone thinks this could work. No need to preach about changing desires and such.

Hmmmm I guess my answer was not apathetic enough. Tried but failed.

Quick tally unchecked 7 Have stayed and 3 would stay and pay out of 33.

I suppose I am glad I am not in a 12 step program then.

Don't expect many answers.

What if he comes twice?

I only make my bed if I am going to lie in it.

I did not watch it but I did see a few minutes of the post game shows. What kept me watching for a bit longer than I would have, was David Beckham in his morning suit. I am not usually a fan of his, but on this occasion, I desperately wanted to get him out of the morning suit and into his birthday suit and fuck him for all eternity. http://people.com/royals/royal-wedding-victoria-beckham-david-beckham-arrive/

And would you do so in the future. No and No I do not believe this to be a political question, but move it there if it is felt that it is.

In theory. However, you are in theory paying for time not rigidity. I would keep a few Viagra around and ask if that might help the situation. As to and I quote you: "Just accept it and suck it up". That might just solve the problem, especially if you are good at sucking it up.

Ah Please add that to my thread on secret rooms. It is hard to imagine that it would be designed so that the toilet is difficult to locate. Seems like a good idea to have that particular room easily accessible.

Well there is a booming endorsement....it never fails to disappoint.

Dreams do come true.

I like to use a name when in the heat of passion. I will ask an escort on first meeting what name I should use as it makes the encounter seem less artificial. I know the real name may also be an alias, but illusion is everything. If they prefer to stay with the stage name I will often use a more generic term like muscle boy or cocksucker. Using the stage name makes me feel like each time I use it, I am reminding them that this is a paid encounter. I suppose some escorts are so used to the alias that it hardly seems like an alias to them.

I do not mind giving my name when it seems appropriate. If it were ever a term of interaction, I would be walking the other way. His reasons seem specious and I am suspicious that you are correct in that he is likely playing some type of game.

Micromanaging a get away weekend seems like a way to ruin it. By the way, if you are looking for submissive muscle, Draven Navarro is all that and a striped speedo full of sausage.

Oh I was not going to make a fuss about the end of the worlders stocking up on cold cuts for the upcoming apocalypse, only the line cutting bitch. lol I must admit if the line cutter had been a hot DILF in tight jeans and a large load of groceries in his basket, I probably would have just ogled the merchandise and slobbered a bit.

I woke up this morning and I was confused as to whether I found a large lump on my dog or if it was a dream. I was hesitant to even check the dog. Eventually, it turned out it was a dream and the dog is fine. He is still recovering from knee surgery and during my period of doubt, I kept thinking that if he really had a large lump they would have found it during the surgery. Have you ever awoken and not known whether something was real or a dream?

Bring the sun tan lotion and the lube.

Well I use it to roll up their pills and they can be a bit finicky when it comes to taking the medication.

I have seen his movies he is not that good and actor so I would imagine he really is that cocky and arrogant. That has been his reputation around these parts in any case. No first hand knowledge though he is very sexy and I considered hiring him, I was dissuaded by two friend who had.

I had stopped at a supermarket and was in a bit of a hurry. I had to get to a funeral and though the guest of honor wasn't going anywhere, the funeral home closed at 8 and it was already 6:50 with a half hour or so ride between. I was picking up dinner so as to have something to eat when I got home and I was at the deli counter. The deli counter had two people working. One was waiting on customers who were on line at the counter itself and the other was filling orders from the automatic order system of the store. When I got on line there were two people in front of me, both of whom apparently were catering massive sandwich parties and as a result were ordering large quantities of many cold cuts. What I anticipated to be a 5 to 7 minute wait had turned into a 15 minute or more wait and I was starting to get concerned about making it to my destination. Just as the second patron was completing her order, a woman came to the counter and complained that she had put in her concierge order and she was done with her shopping and the order had not been filled. She stated that she had #124 and the counter person stated that order #123 was being filled. She raised a bit of a fuss and the other counter person, who was serving the lined up masses, took it upon herself to tell the woman she would take her order and then proceeded to do so. Usually, when I am not late for wake, I would be either indifferent or mildly ticked, but as the time was ticking, I told the counter person that I was next in line and that I had waited my turn. The other patron said that she had put in her order twenty minutes ago and so she had been waiting longer. I replied that just because she picked what turned out to be he slower method of getting her order, there is no reason for her to demand to be served before others who had wait their turn in line. She stated that she had not demanded to be served. I pointed out that coming to the counter and complaining that she had not been served in a timely manner was indeed a demand though not a command. The counter person took her order and the other counter person proceeded to fill the concierge orders, obliviously. This customer also seemed to be catering a sandwich eating party or an all the sandwiches you can eat contest and her order droned on. While this is a minor annoyance and I frequently do not sweat the small stuff, I am curious if others think she did indeed cut the line and if you think the attendant was correct in taking her order first. Is there anyone else here who would have spoken up against this? As further information, I go to this store often, I usually get liverwurst for my dogs as my only order and I am usually there rather late at night and as a result I have had conversations with the staff including learning more than I need to know about how the department works and the division of labor behind the counter. I did make the funeral. There were very few people there and that made me feel bad for being later than I intended The roast beef was stringy and was perhaps a bit bad. All in all, I should have just gone out to eat afterwards.