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Once you say yes, you are not only a "smart business man" you are the spokesperson and endorser of each of those products. As such, you are no long Joe Schmo professional golfer, you now are paid to be the face of that product. Selling your face comes with an public obligation. If you don't want the prying eyes, don't sell yourself to devils of publicity. As for me, if it did say yes, I would expect people to be nosing around even so far as to have them discover and report that I was indeed "purplekow".

Aren't they asking to be role models when they accept millions of dollars in endorsement money? If he were just a golfer, without his face on ever thing from golf balls to underwear, then you could venture that he is not asking to be a role model. Once you allow yourself to be used to advertise your brand of sanitary napkins, breath strips or floor cleaner then you have indeed set yourself up as a role model.

I don't know it the lie is unplayable, but a lie it seems to be. If there was a simple explanation, why would Woods choose to involve a lawyer, evade the police and choose to make a statement on Facebook. I don't find his wife breaking a window with a golf club all that unusual, any more that I would find it unusual for the wife of a pro bowler to use a bowling ball to break a car window. But I agree, there is more to this story than we have heard. More to the story than we will ever hear is my guess. IF I were a fiction writer of detective novels, my detective would put the story together like this. Tiger and wife argue. She gets angry and grabs a golf club. He goes to leave the house as he will stay in a hotel until she calms down. She follows him out of the house and when he gets into the Escalade and turns it on, she swings and smashes the window. He tries to speed away and loses control and runs over the fire hydrant and into the tree. She runs to help him as her anger turns to fear.

The Request I recently read In another thread Of a kind heart desiring Before eternally retiring For a poem to be written To him by one smitten And though I'm not a suitor true While waiting for one I hope this will do. Ode to Greatness Many people pass through our knock a day lives Relatives, neighbors, friends, their wives. One moves through leaving ne'er a trace of himself One thunders by, porcelin falls from a shelf One touches a heart, a soul, a mind One has words redemptive, supportive, kind One leaves us empty, tear stained remorse One vaguely recalled, the better course? One invokes spring with flowers and rain One mourns our passing with flowers and pain One has our love and holds it relentless One is our friend and sees in us Greatness Last Lines Please oh Please solve this mystery Whyever did Hallmark fire me? Was it that my poem's rhyme Was a meter or two, or three out of time? Was it that my verse was too treacly Or suggested sex, well indirectly. Was my work just that not good? Its a mystery to me. Solve it if you would. Par I am not feeling up to par, means you are not well But in golf par is average and below par is swell. You hardly hear a golfer cheer three over par So if I am under it must mean I will go far. The parity has me silly as a goose And so I depart to join Dr. Seuss.

i was conceived at the St. Mark's Hotel on my parent's honeymoon, if the dates are to be believe. So Watch out that no one walks out of there pregnant Thumper.

My invitation seems to have gotten lost in the mail. Just message me here and I will be there. Canadian Homos are about as luscious as Homos go and I love them in the handy take home 10 pack.

I enjoy the Sudoku in the daily paper. Over a cup of coffee and a bagel will do the daily puzzle. The Ken Ken are new to me and have just started doing the 6 x 6 grids in the paper and find I can complete them in less than 5 minutes. Will be on the lookout for 8x8 and 9x9. The NYT crossword and the extra Sunday Times puzzle are fun and challenging but I find the early week puzzles too easy and am usually done before my coffee is. I hate finishing early, many here can attest to that, so having a second challenge for the day is fun.

You know the rule Epigonos, after 1000 posts you have to take on a new identity and see if anyone notices. So congratulations and I look forward to hearing from your alterego. I have never seen a purplekow; I never hope to see one; I can tell you anyhow; I'd rather see than be one Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

Might I say I could care less about the price of gas when I come to this post, the only reason I do so, is the chance to review Talvin's pictures again. As for gas prices, they will go up. As for me, I will go up every time I view Talvin.

>I bought the DVD's of the first season of Noah's Arc because >I think Daryl Stephens is so sexy, but geez...he sure plays a >fey Michael Jackson type here. I only saw the first 2 >episodes. Does it get better? The short answer: No The long answer: Definitely not Have sampled this show many times, but could never bear more than about 5 minutes in a sitting. It is a very bad gay black male Sex in the City without the fashion sense.

I have to say that this week's episodes with him tied to the chair was pretty damn hot. He definitely has left last year's boy next door look and taken on the look of a hard bodied man. Season two of heroes is shaping up so much the better for it. I have never seen a purplekow; I never hope to see one; I can tell you anyhow; I'd rather see than be one Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

Over the last few weeks there have been obvious and veiled references to many people who were assassinated. Kennedy was the name of the driver that forced Christopher off the road. Someone was gossiped about by calling them a Jackie Kennedy wannabe. Tony scarfed down a Lincoln log sandwich before saving his drowning son and that same son is shown later in a psychiatric facility watching one of those Lincoln commercials for sleep, your dreams are missing you. There were also references to Martin Luthur King, Caeser and last night when Janice told Junior her husband was dead. Unlce Junior's reply to Janice's "Bobby is dead" is "Shot at the Ambassador Hotel." With all this forshadowing of an assassination, why no payoff? Were they all red herrings or was there a last minute reprieve for Tony Soprano?

>>I haven't been part of this much of an anti-climax since I >>started fucking men. >> >To digress, I'm not clear from the above whether fucking men >was a big anti-climax, or your experience prior to fucking men >was anti-climactic; and the time since has not been. Just >curious. > >As to the other, didn't watch it. Perhaps it would be better stated: Thankfully, since I started fucking men, I do not have not had to suffer this kind of anticlimax, other than this one. Clearer but not as pithy.

I haven't been part of this much of an anti-climax since I started fucking men.

I haven't been part of this much of an anti-climax since I started fucking men.

Planned on using Miles Long as my escort name but never got the chance.

Cher? and she would go back to the 60's And perhaps the 50's if you count that thing she did with Sonny as Antony and Cleopatra or some such

>"I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of? A love there >is no cure for...." Did I get the lyrics right? Sorry, but >David Cassidy is no Roger Daltry!!!! I believe it is I think I love you so what am I so afraid of. I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for. I think I love you isn't that what life is made for. And it worries me to say I've never felt this way. I am sleeping and right in the middle of a good dream.... well you can google the rest and now I will be deprived of many hours of sleep trying to wash this out of my brain. Let's see.... Oh sugar da da da da da da Honey honey da da da da da da you are my candy girl and you got me loving you.....oh honey...

Having seen the show, I can tell you, it is his ass that is the most interesting part of him (insert emoticon of your choice here)

Wow this is a really old thread and brought up at an interesting time. Just paid 1.999 for a gallon of gas here in New Jersey. Of course, across the river in NYC it is still about 2.899 As I have posted before, gas prices are always seasonal with highest prices in the summer, but this tremendous drop, in NJ from 2.999, seems impossible to justify in view of the perilous security of Iraqi oil and our worsening relationship with most of OPEC.

Escorts, as a man who is contemplating space, the final frontier, and by that I mean the space between my butt cheeks and bottoming for the first time, at an AARP time in my life, I need a bit of advice. In preparation for a bottoming experience, are you willing to assist your partner in a cleansing enema if he is physically unable to do it himself or if he would just like you to do it for him?