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  1. Very handsome men. All bald and all with facial hair as well as hairy bodies. The hairy bodies probably related to the higher testosterone levels which has a role in male pattern baldness but the facial hair is an option. That option is one most men take to avoid the Fester face look. Hair on the face balances off the lack of hair on the scalp I think. After some encouragement from Natesf, I have gone very short though not shaved on the scalp. I immediately grew out the beard. I have gotten some complements on the new look and the bald head helps divert the Santa Claus remarks of having a gray to whitish beard.
  2. I just spent 15 minutes following the beep after I heard my cell phone ring. Into the kitchen, out of the kitchen, in the bathroom, out of the bathroom. Back into the kitchen, into the living room and back to the kitchen, Where was that fucking phone. Fifteen minutes later, and after clearing up the mess on my kitchen counter trying to find the phone, I discovered the beep was coming from the microwave. Dinner was reheated. Hmmm, I still have not found the phone but I dare not call it and start the chase all over again.
  3. Writer's block is frequently cleared by sexual activity. I do not have writer's block but I am not taking any chances
  4. I saw Tim Daly in a production of Born on the Fourth of July at a theater in Providence in 1979. Seems this might have been one of his first lead roles. He was very good and very hot and I recall watching with a sigh as I walked behind him as he went back to his hotel. Not really stalking just star struck. As to Aston Kutcher, he majored in biochemical engineering to help find a cure for his brother's heart condition but left school to pursue a modeling career. What dedication to his brother. "I will find a cure for you.....wait a second they want my picture. See ya."
  5. I recently met an escort at a social event and found him quite charming and extremely appealing. I asked if i might call him and several days later we texted for a bit. He was accommodating and professional and we agreed to meet when he travelled to my city in a few weeks. We had a working date but it was not set. Now, ten days before the date I texted him to confirm the date for the overnight and to settle some details. I did not hear from him and so I then texted him again on the chance that he did not receive the first text. A day or two later I texted him again stating that I did not wish to bother him but that I was still interested in getting together and that he could text me to confirm if he was still interested, but I would not text again. That last text was 4 days ago and today, I received a call from an different escort I see regularly saying that he will be in town and would I like to get together on the day for which I have the other escort pencilled in. I am torn between three options: 1 Just take the date with my regular guy You snooze you lose sexy new guy. 2 Text the new guy one more time asking for confirmation 3 Tell the regular that I cannot confirm now but please put me at the top of the list for the selected date and I will let him know as soon as possible and wait for an answer from the new guy. I think I am opting for choice 1. What would you do? One of these or something else. For those who would suggest a three way if sexy new guy answers, I say bravo but I do not have that kind of budget right now.
  6. No April 2016 January 2018 I am sorry to inform you, that I am not a bender though I have been on many. .
  7. I beg your pardon, slut shaming cows is considered a federal offense in cow country.
  8. Now now now boys. I have scheduled two dates with A and T. One I had to cancel in Palm Springs, inconveniently timed near death experience and just this month in DC, they cancelled as Ace needed to go to NYC, and I left NYC to go to DC. With that said, I think that you all should get in line behind me (and not funny stuff while by back is to you.) I made Ace promise that they would not have sex again until we meet. Well, that is a lie, but nevertheless, get thee to the rear of the line.
  9. I have enjoyed the Mandalay Spa several times and although there were several hot guys there, there did not seem to be much cruising. The massage was fine but nothing exceptional and not erotic. I usually have the hot stone massage. All and all, an enjoyable experience with nice eye candy, reasonable facilities and an adequate massage but it is not the opening scene to any type of porno.
  10. Well I am even purpler now, blushing. You honor me sir.
  11. Wow I like the logo. I was thinking the theme song could be a variation on Bad Boys. Mob moms. Mob Moms. what you gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Mob Moms Mob Moms.
  12. i live in suburban New Jersey near the ocean, There are lots of houses and open spaces are a diminishing resource. Still and all nature does prevail. In the course of my travels today I saw a large red tailed hawk feasting on carrion in the parking lot of place of work, a pair of bald eagles looping over the open space that used to be an army fort and I came home to find a coyote in my drive way. He ambled under a large pine tree in my front yard and I stayed in my car for about 10 minutes and then positioned the car to flash my headlights under the tree and the coyote was nowhere to be seen. Who said there is wild life in the suburbs of NJ.
  13. Ben Ben Ben There is always room on this board for Cynicism.
  14. Here are two ways to make a million dollars. Sell one million things for $1 each or sell one thing for $1000000. Clearly Mr. Sinclair has opted for the second and is just looking for that one buyer. Probably wise, as he does not seem to have a look with the wide appeal needed to do volumes.
  15. An example of the Original REO Speedwagon
  16. Dad bod is usually a young middle aged man with a body that was once fit or athletic and who has allowed the level of attention to his body to decrease as his attention on his family increases. He has not totally lost the traces of what was once a good to very good body, but the glory days have passed him by, glory days in the wink of an old man's eye. Your choices are hardly muscular by my standards. They will definitely be "dad" bods in a few years by for right now they are naturally fit or athletic.
  17. Vincent Price as "Egghead" on the Batman TV series.
  18. Perhaps it is time for an egg off. Epigonos hates the eggs but my guess is he likes the accolades for their scrumptiousness (they are scrumptious). Youngboldone, who appears not to be real young (younger than me but then dirt looks at me and says look at the old geezer) nor real bold (by his own account) nor one (part of a pair is really more than one, at least my spouse made me feel that way and I would hope the same for any other married couple) and besides questions about why that name (I get it all the time) an egg off might be just the entree entry to allow YBO to eggcel at the PS affair. So I propose an egg off. Bring three dozen each and see which platters disappear first. The one whose platters empty first, shall hold the title HIs Eggcellency and I am sure we can convince daddy to post that name with the avatar of the one eaten first. This is no yolk. Don't be yellow.
  19. V. Taper Topper Phil Yerhole AbeDon Istop
  20. At my university, at the time I attended, many were bemoaning and many were cheering the end of the fraternity society on this campus and at universities in general. Soon after, Animal House, the movie, initiated a revival of the Greek System, I guess food fights looked like great fun. Fraternities now thrive on campus there and across the country. In any case, at my school, there was only one fraternity left at the time and there were only 4 members of the chapter. They lived in the upper apartment of a two family house and I lived in the lower apartment. They were really nice guys. Drinkers when most of the intoxication was drug related. They partied frequently. They did reasonably well in school. They asked me to join several times and I went so far as the initial initiation test which was to drink a six pack of beer in 5 minutes. It did not sound too hard, so I thought I would try it. I later learned that if you were going to make an attempt to drink that much beer in that short a time, shaking it up or stirring it and getting the air out made it a lot easier, although not as tasty. Five and 1/2 beers in four minutes was done and I was full. Every time I went to down that last 1/2 beer, I felt as though I would vomit. Part of the test was you could not vomit. Finally with 10 seconds to go, I just emptied the can, the porcelain receptacle gods be damned. I got the can empty but struggled to swallow that last mouthful. That was the first time, but not the last time, I heard a chorus of men yelling "Swallow it. Swallow it. Swallow it." And just like the times that followed, I swallowed hard and had a bit of white foam ease out of the side of my mouth as the rest went down. Those guys cheered as though I had won an Olympic medal or picked up their bar tab. I really felt a sense of community and kinship, a real sense of fraternity. They began to drink and after receiving the accolades, I stumbled down to my apartment, tripped on the stairs and took a header into the wall. Their cheers for that bit of foolishness, dwarfed the previous ovation. The next morning, whether the headache was from the beer or the fall, it convinced me that fraternity life was not for me.
  21. He looks great for any age and more importantly he brings a genuine grace, style and panache to every encounter I have had with him. As I have mentioned before, he is great in the bedroom but more than that he is genuinely concerned with making the encounter memorable. He has cooked dinner for me (breakfast too), he has helped to straighten my house and he has even given me a haircut. Mostly though, he brings a bright shining personality and an amazing physical presence into my life every time I see him. What's more he does not throw shade.
  22. He showed up on time, he looked as he does in his photographs and he accepts repeated rear entry meat delivery with the muscular aplomb of a young Johnny Weismueller. Why he ordered so much Italian sausage, I'll never know, but he was able to get it all stored away in short order.
  23. As far as needing three hours, even with some "get to know you" time, my guess is that there will not be that much time between the rocket being ready for take off and the actual end to the flight. So, if you hire for three hours, I would be sure that the escort is good for you to go a second time, at nineteen that should not be an issue for you. Also, be prepared for the full gamut of responses from ecstatic to guilt ridden. Those first few times with a man can play havoc with the head of anyone even men who have had many female partners. For you, with no experiences whatsoever, I would expect performance anxiety as a natural occurrence. Do not build it up in your mind, Do not expect too much or too little. Ultimately, I will tell you what I have said numerous times before, in the end, it is just sex and this may be your first time but it will not be your last, so relax, enjoy, learn....rise repeat. By the way, Victor Powers is a great way to start this adventure. You will remember this event and remembering Victor will be a joy. It is for me.
  24. My guess Starting from the left 1 2 3 and 7 3 is the one I feel most sure that you would select
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