Best way to wake up ...

[jrbjcr]

Perhaps this would be more of a question for clients, but here it goes ...

 

I messaged an escort on Friday to make an appointment for Saturday evening at my hotel. Communication seemed to be fine. Saturday afternoon, he messages me to confirm. That's great, I thought. He's on the ball. Then 30 minutes before our scheduled time, he messages to say he would be half an hour late. Half an hour later, he actually does show up. He was late, but I didn't have a problem with this.

 

He comes into my room and we have a bit of a conversation. He goes to the bathroom and takes, from what I can hear, a pretty substantial piss. He comes back, and he starts to remove his clothes. The pictures that he had sent me were clearly out of date, which was rather disappointing. He didn't have the physique that he once did. No matter, I can get over that. I move on.

 

So, I'm lying on the bed, and he's licking my nipples. Doing a fairly good job, I might add. Then all of a sudden, he stops. I look down, and see that his eyes are closed. I think he has fallen asleep! I give him him a few nudges, and he comes to. He doesn't acknowledge anything and sort of continues.

 

I wanted to ride his cock. So, he's lying on his back, and I hand him a condom. Before he put it on, he fell asleep again. I ask him if he is ok, and he said yes. Doesn't really acknowledge anything. Finally, he gets the condom on, and I get into position, and he falls asleep - almost instantly. This time he is snoring. What's the best way to wake up a narcoleptic escort? I give him a few nudges before he comes to and I again, ask him if he is ok. He nods and carries on as if nothing had happened.

 

This has never happened to me before. I don't think he was on drugs. During our conversation, he seemed lucid and coherent. I honestly think he was suffering from narcolepsy.

 

I pretty much ended the session then, and got him on his way. He got up, went to the washroom, got dressed and we said our goodbyes.

 

How would you deal with a narcoleptic escort?

[Cliff]

Sleep on it?

[Bearofdistinction]

Did you pay him and on what basis -minutes alive or minutes denied?

[+ Eric Hassan]

Perhaps this would be more of a question for clients, but here it goes ...

 

I messaged an escort on Friday to make an appointment for Saturday evening at my hotel. Communication seemed to be fine. Saturday afternoon, he messages me to confirm. That's great, I thought. He's on the ball. Then 30 minutes before our scheduled time, he messages to say he would be half an hour late. Half an hour later, he actually does show up. He was late, but I didn't have a problem with this.

 

He comes into my room and we have a bit of a conversation. He goes to the bathroom and takes, from what I can hear, a pretty substantial piss. He comes back, and he starts to remove his clothes. The pictures that he had sent me were clearly out of date, which was rather disappointing. He didn't have the physique that he once did. No matter, I can get over that. I move on.

 

So, I'm lying on the bed, and he's licking my nipples. Doing a fairly good job, I might add. Then all of a sudden, he stops. I look down, and see that his eyes are closed. I think he has fallen asleep! I give him him a few nudges, and he comes to. He doesn't acknowledge anything and sort of continues.

 

I wanted to ride his cock. So, he's lying on his back, and I hand him a condom. Before he put it on, he fell asleep again. I ask him if he is ok, and he said yes. Doesn't really acknowledge anything. Finally, he gets the condom on, and I get into position, and he falls asleep - almost instantly. This time he is snoring. What's the best way to wake up a narcoleptic escort? I give him a few nudges before he comes to and I again, ask him if he is ok. He nods and carries on as if nothing had happened.

 

This has never happened to me before. I don't think he was on drugs. During our conversation, he seemed lucid and coherent. I honestly think he was suffering from narcolepsy.

 

I pretty much ended the session then, and got him on his way. He got up, went to the washroom, got dressed and we said our goodbyes.

 

How would you deal with a narcoleptic escort?

 

I think the second time you had to wake him up and he didn't acknowledge anything would have been a good time to stop and check in with him. It's possible he is narcoleptic and doesn't know it, or didn't share it with you because he's usually fine with his meds but right now he's not. It sounds like there may have been some health issues going on here, aside from the customer service/performance issues. You're paying for an experience that you weren't getting, and it was possibly because this guy was in some sort of crisis - how to deal with this is to stop what you're doing and TALK.

 

This is for everyone - if you're with someone and they seem like they might be sick or in danger, TALK to them. Please don't carry on and hope things will be OK.

[+ poolboy48220]

I thought this would go in a different direction. One of the dancers at Gold Coast said he'd always fantasized about a guy coming into his room while he was sleeping and waking him up with a blowjob. I considered it, but given his living situation, I really didn't want to sneak into the house unannounced.

 

I woke up an escort on an overnight that way very very early in my hiring career. He was more startled than anything.

Edited March 19, 2018 by poolboy48220

[Guest Listen for the pop]

I think the second time you had to wake him up and he didn't acknowledge anything would have been a good time to stop and check in with him. It's possible he is narcoleptic and doesn't know it, or didn't share it with you because he's usually fine with his meds but right now he's not. It sounds like there may have been some health issues going on here, aside from the customer service/performance issues. You're paying for an experience that you weren't getting, and it was possibly because this guy was in some sort of crisis - how to deal with this is to stop what you're doing and TALK.

 

This is for everyone - if you're with someone and they seem like they might be sick or in danger, TALK to them. Please don't carry on and hope things will be OK.

 

WOW... being somewhat inexperienced at this. I would have to say at first I would be kind of self-conscious about whether or not it was me. After the second time, I would get kind of pissed, after the third time, I would agree with Eric and get VERY worried. I agree that your concern about drugs or drinking was necessary. I’m not sure when you thought it might be narcolepsy? Being cynical of good human nature itself, I read this and thought he might be faking. If you thought about narcolepsy, I agree with Eric, before you sent him on his way, and I would have done the same, I would have a serious discussion about his faculties, and ability to even get home. Somewhere in there I think a cup of coffee could have been offered? This is a bit of a conundrum though. I would probably contact him after to make sure he got home and see how he is doing. I’m just giving my two cents where it may not be wanted? I would still try to contact him though. Just to make sure he is okay.

[+ purplekow]

Sleep apnea is also a possible answer to this. He is snoring. He is drowsy during the day and he has fallen asleep while involved in an activity. If he were taking the Epworth Sleep Study test he would already have 6 points and you need 9 or 10 to be considered to have an issue requiring further evaluation. He is now out of shape as you mention and if has put on some weight that may be triggering a worsening of this underlying condition.

Drugs might also be an etiology for his sleepiness.

As for your conundrum, you need to wake him and tell him GO GO. Any escort who cannot stay awake while you are riding his cock really is not that into you even if his cock is. Pay him and be glad he did not die on top of you. .

 

[jrbjcr]

To be clear, after the third time, I did stop what I was doing, and asked him if he was ok. He said he was. Actually, he said he could continue, but I said it was not necessary. I didn't tell him that he fell asleep, but thinking back on it, I should have said it explicitly. At the moment, I was both shocked and scared, so this didn't occur to me. Once he had his clothes on, he seemed alert. I paid him in full. I gave him a bottle of water. There was no coffee left available in the room. I knew that he didn't drive, and that he was going to meet a friend at a bar for drinks.

 

Thanks, Eric for the good advice. It is something to remember. I also hope that if the tables were turned (ie a client had an unusual episode), that the escort would also talk.

[+ StLouisOct]

All of the above posts are thoughtful and helpful. Bizarre, and So sorry that you had to experience it, but I gotta say, it sounds like a comedy writer created the scene!

[LaffingBear]

I sort of had that happen.... long ago.

 

None of the preliminaries of tardiness or not matching description. But he zoned out 20-minutes in, and did not revive easily. He claimed it was his blood sugar. Just continued to lay there, even as I got up and expressed my dissatisfaction.

 

I remember I stopped, forced him up and dressed, and got him out of my hotel room. I don't remember the specific financial settlement, but I'm sure I either paid nothing or only a fraction of his fee.

[+ freecahill1965]

Wow, what a crazy incident. Though, I think the Best way to wake up is with a hot sloppy lick my balls blowjob. Just saying...

[+ José Soplanucas]

I am glad I did not read this thread earlier on. I am thankful at all the thoughtful comments because I could not have been able to give any. I am laughing. I know I shouldn't, but I am still laughing.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

I always felt the best part of waking up was Folgers in your cup.

 

Clearly, we have a diverse morning crowd here.

[Encantomel]

Perhaps this would be more of a question for clients, but here it goes ...

 

I messaged an escort on Friday to make an appointment for Saturday evening at my hotel. Communication seemed to be fine. Saturday afternoon, he messages me to confirm. That's great, I thought. He's on the ball. Then 30 minutes before our scheduled time, he messages to say he would be half an hour late. Half an hour later, he actually does show up. He was late, but I didn't have a problem with this.

 

He comes into my room and we have a bit of a conversation. He goes to the bathroom and takes, from what I can hear, a pretty substantial piss. He comes back, and he starts to remove his clothes. The pictures that he had sent me were clearly out of date, which was rather disappointing. He didn't have the physique that he once did. No matter, I can get over that. I move on.

 

So, I'm lying on the bed, and he's licking my nipples. Doing a fairly good job, I might add. Then all of a sudden, he stops. I look down, and see that his eyes are closed. I think he has fallen asleep! I give him him a few nudges, and he comes to. He doesn't acknowledge anything and sort of continues.

 

I wanted to ride his cock. So, he's lying on his back, and I hand him a condom. Before he put it on, he fell asleep again. I ask him if he is ok, and he said yes. Doesn't really acknowledge anything. Finally, he gets the condom on, and I get into position, and he falls asleep - almost instantly. This time he is snoring. What's the best way to wake up a narcoleptic escort? I give him a few nudges before he comes to and I again, ask him if he is ok. He nods and carries on as if nothing had happened.

 

This has never happened to me before. I don't think he was on drugs. During our conversation, he seemed lucid and coherent. I honestly think he was suffering from narcolepsy.

 

I pretty much ended the session then, and got him on his way. He got up, went to the washroom, got dressed and we said our goodbyes.

 

How would you deal with a narcoleptic escort?

Wasn’t the main character , a male escort, in ‘My Own Private Idaho’ narcoleptic?

[+ GregM]

Wasn’t the main character , a male escort, in ‘My Own Private Idaho’ narcoleptic?

 

I think that might have been Moulin Rouge. B7t maybe both?

 

Hugs,

Greg

[+ poolboy48220]

I think both, although I don't remember if it was Keanu Reeves or River Phoenix's character that was narcoleptic. There was a narcoleptic Argentinian in Moulin Rouge, he played the main role in "Spectacular Spectacular" until he fell asleep. He did the wonderful "Roxanne" number earlier in the movie.

[MikeBiDude]

I think both, although I don't remember if it was Keanu Reeves or River Phoenix's character that was narcoleptic. There was a narcoleptic Argentinian in Moulin Rouge, he played the main role in "Spectacular Spectacular" until he fell asleep. He did the wonderful "Roxanne" number earlier in the movie.

River Phoenix’s character “Mike”

[+ GregM]

Back on topic though. I don't think I would let him venture out on his own if he kept nodding off. If he was driving that would be a recipe for a bad day. I think I would encourage him to call someone to pick him up or offer him an Uber. But that's just me.

 

Hugs,

Greg

[+ lookingforfunny]

I always felt the best part of waking up was Folgers in your cup.

 

Clearly, we have a diverse morning crowd here.

 

The best part of waking up is a soldier in your butt (You triggered that. I thought of it last week while on a military base....having coffee of course). Nice jingle.