PALM SPRINGS WEEKEND 2018

[SuperJunior]

Are there usually many escorts at these meetings? In what passes for my brain, I had the idea that this was almost exclusively clients with the odd companion who might’ve been hired for the weekend or may be friends with the host. I think I must have misassessed the escort/client ratio based on this thread and past Palm Springs meetings postings, though.

[+ sf westcoaster]

The escort/client ratio varies from year to year. I can not recall a year when the number of clients was not greater than the number of escorts. I don't have any specific numbers, but it seems to me that the number of escorts attending has increased over the last few years. Following the thread will give you an idea of who will(might) be attending.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Are there usually many escorts at these meetings?

 

I've been going to these things for close to a decade, and a few years due to extenuating circumstances my house "hosted" Oliver's party.

 

The first few years I came as the "hired" companion of Epigonos. Some escorts are hired as companions for the party. I also had been hired for years by Oliver. (Not for the party. Oliver is a size queen, and frankly, I just don't measure up to Jason Carter).

 

So it was always a little bit awkward for me, because as much as I wanted to be there to socialize and meet interesting people, I also felt I had to be especially attentive to the person hiring me to be there. It helped that one of the phrases that Epigonos and I use most commonly is, "Yeah. Well go fuck yourself." If you want to endear yourself to Oliver, it's actually spoken as, "Ar...........go........fuck yourself!"

 

After a few years, I decided it was better to just go "stag" because then I could do whatever the fuck I wanted - literally. That freed up Epigonos to take on very onerous kitchen responsibilities. It also freed me up to get fat. Did I mention he's a fabulous cook?

 

One of the highlights for me has always been the chance to meet other escorts who I worshipped, whose pictures I jacked off to, and who I aspired to be like when I grow up. I'm actually still hoping to be just like Tristan Baldwin when I get older.

 

Some escorts definitely view it as a hiring opportunity and make arrangements privately. But as sf westcoaster said they make it known they are attending and available.

 

Then there are always of course the rumors about the spontaneous things that happen that are not planned. For example, there was a rumor that last year one escort was fucking another one while I played with the bottom escort's nipples while I sat on Oliver's couch. I have no idea whether the rumor is true.

 

For those of you who are curious, I should mention that we finally did solve the mystery of Chris Eisenhower's disappearance. I found him still having sex with somebody in the closet of one of my basement bedrooms about seven months after the 2015 party. It kind of freaked me out, so I kicked him out of my house. Haven't heard from him since.

 

Having hosted the party at my house for a few years, the one piece of advice I would give is this: try not to get cum on the couch. When it comes to decor and decorum, Oliver is a bit fussy.

Edited October 11, 2017 by stevenkesslar

[SuperJunior]

I've been going to these things for close to a decade, and a few years due to extenuating circumstances my house "hosted" Oliver's party.

 

The first few years I came as the "hired" companion of Epigonos. Some escorts are hired as companions for the party. I also had been hired for years by Oliver. (Not for the party. Oliver is a size queen, and frankly, I just don't measure up to Jason Carter).

 

So it was always a little bit awkward for me, because as much as I wanted to be there to socialize and meet interesting people, I also felt I had to be especially attentive to the person hiring me to be there. It helped that one of the phrases that Epigonos and I use most commonly is, "Yeah. Well go fuck yourself." If you want to endear yourself to Oliver, it's actually spoken as, "Ar...........go........fuck yourself!"

 

After a few years, I decided it was better to just go "stag" because then I could do whatever the fuck I wanted - literally. That freed up Epigonos to take on very onerous kitchen responsibilities. It also freed me up to get fat. Did I mention he's a fabulous cook?

 

One of the highlights for me has always been the chance to meet other escorts who I worshipped, whose pictures I jacked off to, and who I aspired to be like when I grow up. I'm actually still hoping to be just like Tristan Baldwin when I get older.

 

Some escorts definitely view it as a hiring opportunity and make arrangements privately. But as sf westcoaster said they make it known they are attending and available.

 

Then there are always of course the rumors about the spontaneous things that happen that are not planned. For example, there was a rumor that last year one escort was fucking another one while I played with the bottom escort's nipples while I sat on Oliver's couch. I have no idea whether the rumor is true.

 

For those of you who are curious, I should mention that we finally did solve the mystery of Chris Eisenhower's disappearance. I found him still having sex with somebody in the closet of one of my basement bedrooms about seven months after the 2015 party. It kind of freaked me out, so I kicked him out of my house. Haven't heard from him since.

 

Having hosted the party at my house for a few years, the one piece of advice I would give is this: try not to get cum on the couch. When it comes to decor and decorum, Oliver is a bit fussy.

 

You're funny. I can't tell how much of this is real and how much is taking the Mick.

[+ purplekow]

You're funny. I can't tell how much of this is real and how much is taking the Mick.

Stephen loves to take the mick, I assume that was a typo. Most of it is true, except the part about him wanting to be like Tristan Baldwin, I believe he meant to say he wanted to fuck Tristan Baldwin.

[+ purplekow]

@SuperJunior may have meant:

 

 

Taking the Mick

To tease, mock, or ridicule (someone or something); to joke or kid around (about someone or something). (A variant of "take the piss (out of someone).") If you are so serious-minded that you can't take the mickey out of yourself every once in a while, you're going to have a hard time enjoying most of life. It really hurt Steph's feelings to know that the group had been taking the mickey out of her that whole time.

 

I'm not sure...

Obviously you did not fully appreciate that I was taking the mick.

[mike carey]

Stephen loves to take the mick, I assume that was a typo. Most of it is true, except the part about him wanting to be like Tristan Baldwin, I believe he meant to say he wanted to fuck Tristan Baldwin.

 

'Take the mickey' is certainly a term I'd use. I thought it was universal.

[SuperJunior]

Obviously you did not fully appreciate that I was taking the mick.

 

I thought it was pretty funny!

[+ stevenkesslar]

Stephen loves to take the mick, I assume that was a typo. Most of it is true, except the part about him wanting to be like Tristan Baldwin, I believe he meant to say he wanted to fuck Tristan Baldwin.

 

Okay, here we go. As hard as I try not to make it all about me, why does it always end up being about me?

 

You've fucked me enough times, PK. You ought to know I like to bottom. :D:D

 

As it happens, last year I got to spend some quality time with Tristan, sitting by Oliver's pool. Observers might have noted I did not take my shirt off, as I worried I might suffer by comparison. Then again, I suspect that most observers were more likely paying attention to the very thin strip of white fabric that was barely constraining the thick slab of manhood bulging out from the wet thong our young hero Tristan was wearing.

 

Some guy who was talking with us, and who had obviously hired Tristan, made these two observations: he likes to have sex with Tristan, and he likes to read my posts. And I thought, now isn't that special? Given the choice between having a perfect penis and perfect prose, I'd take the former, I think. But you know me. I try to go with the flow.

 

So I get it. Tristan is the guy with the perfect penis that everybody wants to get their hands on. And what do I get? I get to type. So be it.

 

So if only to torment me, this guy starts talking about how maybe we should have a threeway sometime. And I confess that it would be a dream come true to have sex with Tristan. And the guy, for some strange reason, asks me if that means I want to fuck Tristan.

 

I mean, what is it about my cock, really?

 

So I'm like, "Fuck no! Who in their right mind would not want to be fucked by GI Joe?" I mean, he looks like GI Joe, he has a body like GI Joe, and he is in fact a trained killer. Or at least it feels that way. And no, let's not have any pistol jokes, okay?

 

I mean, when I was a kid I actually read both Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane comic books. I look back and figure my subconscious was confused about whether I wanted to be Superman's best friend, or his girlfriend. But now that I'm 100 % Gay, I can let the inner girl in me come out, right?

 

So, again, I'm like, who wouldn't want to be fucked by GI Joe?

 

Now just to be clear, it's not like I'm Tristan's agent or anything. Don't get the wrong impression.

 

I'm quite sure some of you coming to the party will have your way with him. And don't worry. I won't feel lonely, or jealous, or excluded.

 

Like I said, maybe someday I'll still get to be just as popular and sexy as Tristan is, when I'm older.

 

P.S. The only part of my earlier post that is not true is when I said I found Eisenhower having sex in my basement closet seven months after the 2015 party. It was actually eleven months. I just didn't want to make it sound like Chris was a sex addict.

Edited October 11, 2017 by stevenkesslar

[+ purplekow]

Okay, here we go. As hard as I try not to make it all about me, why does it always end up being about me?

 

You've fucked me enough times, PK. You ought to know I like to bottom. :D:D

 

As it happens, last year I got to spend some quality time with Tristan, sitting by Oliver's pool. Observers might have noted I did not take my shirt off, as I worried I might suffer by comparison. Then again, I suspect that most observers were more likely paying attention to the very thin strip of white fabric that was barely constraining the thick slab of manhood bulging out from the wet thong our young hero Tristan was wearing.

 

Some guy who was talking with us, and who had obviously hired Tristan, made these two observations: he likes to have sex with Tristan, and he likes to read my posts. And I thought, now isn't that special? Given the choice between having a perfect penis and perfect prose, I'd take the former, I think. But you know me. I try to go with the flow.

 

So I get it. Tristan is the guy with the perfect penis that everybody wants to get their hands on. And what do I get? I get to type. So be it.

 

So if only to torment me, this guy starts talking about how maybe we should have a threeway sometime. And I confess that it would be a dream come true to have sex with Tristan. And the guy, for some strange reason, asks me if that means I want to fuck Tristan.

 

I mean, what is it about my cock, really?

 

So I'm like, "Fuck no! Who in their right mind would not want to be fucked by GI Joe?" I mean, he looks like GI Joe, he has a body like GI Joe, and he is in fact a trained killer. Or at least it feels that way. And no, let's not have any pistol jokes, okay?

 

I mean, when I was a kid I actually read both Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane comic books. I look back and figure my subconscious was confused about whether I wanted to be Superman's best friend, or his girlfriend. But now that I'm 100 % Gay, I can let the inner girl in me come out, right?

 

So, again, I'm like, who wouldn't want to be fucked by GI Joe?

 

Now just to be clear, it's not like I'm Tristan's agent or anything. Don't get the wrong impression.

 

I'm quite sure some of you coming to the party will have your way with him. And don't worry. I won't feel lonely, or jealous, or excluded.

 

Like I said, maybe someday I'll still get to be just as popular and sexy as Tristan is, when I'm older.

 

P.S. The only part of my earlier post that is not true is when I said I found Eisenhower having sex in my basement closet seven months after the 2015 party. It was actually eleven months. I just didn't want to make it sound like Chris was a sex addict.

 

I now have a new fantasy, to be able to read one of your posts while i fuck Tristan. Trouble is, I don't know if I still have the stamina to fuck Tristan for more than an hour.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Trouble is, I don't know if I still have the stamina to fuck Tristan for more than an hour.

 

Which is the one upside of penmanship over penismanship. It's easier to go on forever when it only involves spewing out words.

[SuperJunior]

Okay, here we go. As hard as I try not to make it all about me, why does it always end up being about me?

 

You've fucked me enough times, PK. You ought to know I like to bottom. :D:D

 

As it happens, last year I got to spend some quality time with Tristan, sitting by Oliver's pool. Observers might have noted I did not take my shirt off, as I worried I might suffer by comparison. Then again, I suspect that most observers were more likely paying attention to the very thin strip of white fabric that was barely constraining the thick slab of manhood bulging out from the wet thong our young hero Tristan was wearing.

 

Some guy who was talking with us, and who had obviously hired Tristan, made these two observations: he likes to have sex with Tristan, and he likes to read my posts. And I thought, now isn't that special? Given the choice between having a perfect penis and perfect prose, I'd take the former, I think. But you know me. I try to go with the flow.

 

So I get it. Tristan is the guy with the perfect penis that everybody wants to get their hands on. And what do I get? I get to type. So be it.

 

So if only to torment me, this guy starts talking about how maybe we should have a threeway sometime. And I confess that it would be a dream come true to have sex with Tristan. And the guy, for some strange reason, asks me if that means I want to fuck Tristan.

 

I mean, what is it about my cock, really?

 

So I'm like, "Fuck no! Who in their right mind would not want to be fucked by GI Joe?" I mean, he looks like GI Joe, he has a body like GI Joe, and he is in fact a trained killer. Or at least it feels that way. And no, let's not have any pistol jokes, okay?

 

I mean, when I was a kid I actually read both Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane comic books. I look back and figure my subconscious was confused about whether I wanted to be Superman's best friend, or his girlfriend. But now that I'm 100 % Gay, I can let the inner girl in me come out, right?

 

So, again, I'm like, who wouldn't want to be fucked by GI Joe?

 

Now just to be clear, it's not like I'm Tristan's agent or anything. Don't get the wrong impression.

 

I'm quite sure some of you coming to the party will have your way with him. And don't worry. I won't feel lonely, or jealous, or excluded.

 

Like I said, maybe someday I'll still get to be just as popular and sexy as Tristan is, when I'm older.

 

P.S. The only part of my earlier post that is not true is when I said I found Eisenhower having sex in my basement closet seven months after the 2015 party. It was actually eleven months. I just didn't want to make it sound like Chris was a sex addict.

 

Wow. Does Tristan know he's your boyfriend?

[+ stevenkesslar]

Wow. Does Tristan know he's your boyfriend?

 

He knows I think he is the perfect man, the embodiment of sexiness, and that I am wildly jealous of his cock, his intelligence, and his fine moral character.

 

But no, he isn't my boyfriend.

 

I'm way too much of a whore to ever want to settle down.

[+ sf westcoaster]

And now may be the time to put this tread back-on-track!

[+ stevenkesslar]

And now may be the time to put this tread back-on-track!

 

Exactly. Thank you!

 

I was wondering why these thread hijackers were making the thread all about sitting around a pool with scantily clad buff sex gods like Tristan dripping sweat and precum from their gorgeous muscular bodies, when we are actually supposed to be talking about whether Epigonos will be whipping up his deviled eggs....

 

Sheesh! Which one of you just whispered that I was making a veiled reference to some escort's cum-soaked testicles?

 

Really, guys. Can we please just get back to business.................

[SuperJunior]

And now may be the time to put this tread back-on-track!

Sorry. I'm still on the fence about attending. I should've PMd some folks.

[+ purplekow]

If you are on the fence, consider which you would prefer to have riding your ass a fence post or a participant in the PS party

[BabyBoomer]

Sorry. I'm still on the fence about attending. I should've PMd some folks.

 

I suggest you PM @Epigonos and @Oliver.

 

~Boomer~

[SuperJunior]

I suggest you PM @Epigonos and @Oliver.

 

~Boomer~

Ta

[Epigonos]

BabyBoomer after I read some of SuperJunior's concerns I decided to PM him with some comments regarding the Weekend. You read my mind.

If there are any other posters here who have concerns or questions regarding the Palm Springs Weekend please DO NOT hesitate to contact me either openly here or PM me. If you PM me and want to talk I am more than open to providing you with my telephone numbers and we can talk about what goes on in Palm Springs as long as you wish.

[+ José Soplanucas]

I am very concerned. I do not think there will be enough devil eggs for me.

[Good Grief]

BabyBoomer after I read some of SuperJunior's concerns I decided to PM him with some comments regarding the Weekend. You read my mind.

If there are any other posters here who have concerns or questions regarding the Palm Springs Weekend please DO NOT hesitate to contact me either openly here or PM me. If you PM me and want to talk I am more than open to providing you with my telephone numbers and we can talk about what goes on in Palm Springs as long as you wish.

 

I don't feel as though I'd be welcomed. It's okay though.

 

Good Grief.

Edited October 13, 2017 by Good Grief

[+ purplekow]

I don't feel as though I'd be welcomed. It's okay though.

 

Good Grief.

Why in the world not? This is a very inclusive group. Most of us came to our first event knowing no one or at best, knowing an escort or two. After four days around the pool, or at the breakfast buffet or at one of the meals, it has felt like old home week to many of us. I would suggest to write to anyone who has said they have attended and ask about whatever would give you a feeling that you would not be welcomed.

What I have found enjoyable about these get togethers is that it is a safe environment to stretch limits, meet new people and eat for free, well at Oliver's anyway, I have not been able to get anyone to pick up my other dinner bills.

[+ azdr0710]

I don't feel as though I'd be welcomed. It's okay though.

 

Good Grief.

 

 

Oh, good grief. Come, ID yourself as "Good Grief", and you'll be an instant celebrity.

[Epigonos]

Somehow it seems that this thread has evolved in a way that might make the Palm Springs Weekend appear, to those who have never attended, to be a sex party. It has NEVER been and I don’t believe EVER will be a sex party. It has always been and I believe always will be a gathering of a group of guys who share a common hobby and enjoy getting together and spending some time together socially. Yes there have been some sexual encounters at the party. Yes some of the attendees have gotten together professionally in order to enjoy each other’s company. However the actual sex encounters are separate from the Weekend formal events and aren’t a part of the planned events. Please guys don’t scare off some possible attendees by making the event appear something it isn’t.

 

Let’s get this thread back on track