I am NOT interested in any Escort that smokes!!

[Rudynate]

Smoking, alcohol, and drugs all tend to increase the bitterness and bleach-like smell (more basic than acidic) of semen.

 

Generally speaking, fruits and veggies eaten consistently contribute to the "best" tasting cum. I said, "best" because some people really like the bitterness or even bleachyness because that means he's a "real man." Human sexuality is very complex.

 

Here's a recipe for a smoothie to get men great tasting cum:

• A cup of fresh or canned pineapple
  
• A cup of apple juice
  
• A cup of frozen banana
  
• A half tsp of cinnamon
  
• A half tsp of ginger
  
• A quarter tsp of nutmeg
  
• A half tsp of vanilla extract
  
• 2 tablespoons of honey
  

Optional: 2 tablespoons of wheat germ, 1 raw egg, 1 shot of wheat grass and 2 tablespoons of flaxseed.

 

Directions:

 

Blend all these ingredients until smooth and drink immediately. Repeat this everyday for best results.

 

http://www.theadonisalpha.com/make-your-cum-taste-better/

 

 

I like the bleach-like smell of cum.

[marylander1940]

 

[To date I've had escorts tell me that my "cream" is nice tasting, and I don't eat too much pineapple or drink its juice although I do truly like the former.]

 

I guess your cream is:

 

[+ sync]

When I first began hiring, I settled on a regular who smoked. The hint of tobacco in his kisses totally enhanced the experience for me. I can't comment on the taste of orgasms because I never have and don't intend to ever swallow them. I imagine the many years in which smoking has been in decline has heightened the sensitivity to it for many individuals.

[+ poolboy48220]

I was bothered watching everyone smoke on Mad Men, and that's just a TV show.

I just caught "Julie and Julia" again, and the scenes back in the 50's in France with everyone smoking at dinner were a hoot.

[Rudynate]

I agree with @Rudynate on this one. We apparently are all different. I don't need, nor have I ever hired a personal trainer to teach me about a healthy lifestyle. For myself at least, that part I understand. Yogurt good, bacon bad. One Bombay tonic good, 5 Bombay tonics bad. :eek:What I needed at the time was information on working with weights, and exercise routines, and of course he had to be cute, that was a given... I would not think less of him if he had a cigarette on his break, or smoked a little pot on Saturday night () or had the occasional cheeseburger on the way home. That all makes him sort of normal in my book.

 

I actually work out at two different places. My main place is a big gym, owned by a big chain. The trainers there are all young college-age men who have their PT credential and were trained by the company. They're OK. They're the ones I was talking about when I said they take smoke breaks outside in front of the building.

 

My other place is my refuge. I think of it as my dojo. I work with a trainer there. It is a beautiful private fitness studio in SOMA. The trainers there are reputed to be the best of the best. I think they all probably walk the walk as well as talking the talk. I know mine does - no coffee, no sugar, eats mostly fish, organic produce, no wheat, no chemicals,etc. I think he may indulge in a little 420 on weekends, but that's about it. You could grate vegetables on his abs. He's competed in the Mr. Olympia as a master. He has a young boyfriend and the two of them spend weekends cocooning with each other.

[Rudynate]

I just caught "Julie and Julia" again, and the scenes back in the 50's in France with everyone smoking at dinner were a hoot.

 

It's always fun to reminisce about how pervasive smoking was before it became so uncool. My most striking memory is of college classes, where the instructor stood at a podium at the front of the hall smoking as he/she lectured and the students sat listening and smoking and grinding their cigarettes out on the floor.

[+ Charlie]

It's always fun to reminisce about how pervasive smoking was before it became so uncool. My most striking memory is of college classes, where the instructor stood at a podium at the front of the hall smoking as he/she lectured and the students sat listening and smoking and grinding their cigarettes out on the floor.

I remember those days well. Most of my professors smoked--cigarettes, pipes or cigars--while they taught, and when I started teaching, there was always an ashtray on the lectern for me. In my college yearbook, many of the professors are smoking in their portrait photos. It wasn't until the early 1970s that a campaign began to stop smoking in class.

[MartyB]

I've joined this topic late. I was a smoker and stopped many many years ago. Ex smokers are usually the most adamant against those who do smoke. The current escort I'm seeing regularly and he does smoke but not constant. He doesn't smell on his clothes body or breath. His "cum" tastes great. Rigidity in hiring an escort sometimes can work against you. But I get it when selecting an escort those things that makes u move on.

[hornytwells]

That's what YOU would look for in a personal trainer. Others might have different goals and aspirations.

Absolutely, I assumed that was obvious

[hornytwells]

I agree with @Rudynate on this one. We apparently are all different. I don't need, nor have I ever hired a personal trainer to teach me about a healthy lifestyle. For myself at least, that part I understand. Yogurt good, bacon bad. One Bombay tonic good, 5 Bombay tonics bad. :eek:What I needed at the time was information on working with weights, and exercise routines, and of course he had to be cute, that was a given... I would not think less of him if he had a cigarette on his break, or smoked a little pot on Saturday night () or had the occasional cheeseburger on the way home. That all makes him sort of normal in my book.

I wouldnt think less of him either-my aversion to smoking has nothing to do with judgement, but is purely based on a chemical aversion which irritates my nose and throat. No matter how good they were, the smell of stale smoke on a anyone who was working with me in close proximity especially in an intimate way would deter me from hiring them

[rustyrex]

Same goes for any man I suck!

 

Smoking gives an "off", disgusting taste to the smoker's cock and to his cum!

 

I am not interested -- I certainly check before hire!

 

I'm a weirdo...I'm a non smoker and sometimes love the smell of cigarettes. I told this lady I work with she smelled good after she came in from smoking. She busted out laughing and invites me to go outside with her on break now. I must have been a cigarette smoker in a past life. It's funny you bring up taste of cum. One guy told me I tasted so sweet. I had some pineapple as a snack earlier that day and sure enough he said it kinda tasted like pineapple. Never thought about it the other way with cigarettes...the more you know.

[liubit]

I was a smoker myself, but I quit 30 years ago. I can detect even the slightest hint of cigarette breath when deep kissing a guy, but it doesn't really bother me. I clearly prefer to be intimate with a non-smoker, but unless the guy's mouth tastes like licking an ashtray and his body smells like a chimney, it is not a deal breaker for me.

[+ poolboy48220]

Ex smokers are usually the most adamant against those who do smoke.

Amen to that. Ex-drinkers too. Can't remember where I heard it, probably a movie line, but someone once said "Honey, there's a reason that 'Carry the message' is the TWELFTH step'". :-)

[Rudynate]

People in recovery have spent endless hours in meetings listening to other people in recovery talk about themselves and their alcohol/substance abuse. As such, they have, even though they are non-professionals, a huge amount of insight regarding substance abuse. One of the skills one acquires is the ability to read subtle behavioral cues that are suggestive of unrecognized substance abuse-the kind of things that a professional would recognize as signifying trouble ahead.

[+ pitman]

It's always fun to reminisce about how pervasive smoking was before it became so uncool. My most striking memory is of college classes, where the instructor stood at a podium at the front of the hall smoking as he/she lectured and the students sat listening and smoking and grinding their cigarettes out on the floor.

I had a feminist history professor in the '70s who expressed her feminism by smoking cigars in class. She was a hoot.

[bobchitown]

I don't care if they smoke or not but please don't come to a session reeking of it. I was with one guy in Philly who was just consumed by smoke. I threw him in the shower, which helped but I had to stop the session. It was overwhelming. I then opened all the room windows all night as was still afraid I would be charged a "smoking in the room" fine it was still that strong the next morning. Just from him being there.

[LivingnLA]

Yes, I prefer non-smokers too but a "bad boy" or "real man" who smokes occasionally can be very hot. One of the best hires I had was a former military guy who was incredibly well built. After we had a nice dinner and a few drinks, he asked if he could smoke before we went up to the room and I tagged along. He was considerate about where the smoke went and was very hot while doing it. We went upstairs, he brushed his teeth and used mouthwash then we had alot of fun.

[big-n-tall]

I'm not a fan of smoking, but I've been around relatives and friends who smoke. I can smell it a mile away like many. However, I'm used to it so it doesn't bother me as much (unless someone is blowing smoke in my face--then we have a problem).

 

One of my fav guys... David Anthony is a smoker. I don't know... his whole mystique (very outdoorsy, good with his hands... almost lumberjack like) turns me on like you wouldn't believe.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

I am not a smoker, and I don't really like the smell of cigarettes. However, there are some pipe tobaccos and cigars with aromas the I really enjoy. If I am out and about and see a cigar shop, I will walk in just to take a couple of deep breaths and leave without a purchase.