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friendofsheila Grand Master

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So, for those of you who have a pizza delivery boy fantasy, and have actually hired an escort to make it happen:

 

How do you do this? The details seem endless, or maybe just to a perfectionist like me.

 

1) Do you make them arrive at your door? or just pretend that they've already been asked into the house after they're already in the house?

 

2) Do you buy them a pizza, or make them get one on the way over? Can it be a frozen pizza? Or do you "mime" a pizza, the way actors "mime" drinking a cup of coffee?

 

3) Do you script them?

 

4) How does the action get started? Is it

porn-style-realistic ("You must work out," or "My wife is out of town.")

 

or realistic-style-realistic ("Oh, I'm sorry to spill that water on your pants. Take them off and I'll put them in the dryer for [insert length of the appointment]")

 

5) Does the pizza get eaten? Or does it sit around and get ignored and go to waste?

 

6) Does the fantasy continue until the VERY END when he goes out the door with a "tip" large enough to cover the escort's fee?

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body2body Proficient

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Can you tell I possibly over-think things? :)

In my gayborhood in the weeks before Gay Pride, there are many beautiful young guys running in order to "get lean" for the impending shirtless weekend. It always sends my mind reeling with erotic fantasies. I was seeing a very handsome escort and asked him to help me fulfill this fantasy. He was supposed to appear on a nearby street at a specific time, having run at least a mile. He was to be shirtless, and sweaty. He was to stop and ask me the time. We would chat he would tell me he was thirsty, I would invite him to come over for some water. When we arrived at my apartment he would back me up against the refrigerator and kiss me deeply, pull my shirt off and envelop me in his muscular arms....

It was great. It was like something out of a Gay Romance novel, with me as the protagonist. Planning it was fun, and the anticipation was so strong that I walked around with a hardon for a week. Of course my companion was terrific, and facilitated the whole experience. If you are going to do it, do it with someone you know can get into your head, and who you trust. It will give you many great memories, at least it did for me.

LivingnLA Veteran

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So, for those of you who have a pizza delivery boy fantasy, and have actually hired an escort to make it happen:

 

How do you do this? The details seem endless, or maybe just to a perfectionist like me.

 

1) Do you make them arrive at your door? or just pretend that they've already been asked into the house after they're already in the house?

 

2) Do you buy them a pizza, or make them get one on the way over? Can it be a frozen pizza? Or do you "mime" a pizza, the way actors "mime" drinking a cup of coffee?

 

3) Do you script them?

 

4) How does the action get started? Is it

porn-style-realistic ("You must work out," or "My wife is out of town.")

 

or realistic-style-realistic ("Oh, I'm sorry to spill that water on your pants. Take them off and I'll put them in the dryer for [insert length of the appointment]")

 

5) Does the pizza get eaten? Or does it sit around and get ignored and go to waste?

 

6) Does the fantasy continue until the VERY END when he goes out the door with a "tip" large enough to cover the escort's fee?

 

I thought about this once around a decade ago. I got pretty far along in planning, but chickened out when it finally sunk in that I'd be inviting an escort to my house. Maybe one day I'll get a pizza delivered to a hotel.

 

@body2body, thanks for sharing. Sounds very hot.

samandtham Enthusiast

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When I was younger I used to deliver pizzas in the suburbs. I did have this fantasy of being invited to share a slice with the customer, who answered in his boxers.

 

The fact that we were prohibited from entering the house (our safety you see) and were timed for each delivery pretty much guaranteed that this will forever be relegated to fantasy.

 

I definitely have delivered pizzas to houses where it's obvious the occupants were having sex and I interrupted them though. Most were in good spirits about it. A small number complained at my terrible timing, but gave me a good tip nevertheless.

AndreFuture Community Regular

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In my gayborhood in the weeks before Gay Pride, there are many beautiful young guys running in order to "get lean" for the impending shirtless weekend. It always sends my mind reeling with erotic fantasies. I was seeing a very handsome escort and asked him to help me fulfill this fantasy. He was supposed to appear on a nearby street at a specific time, having run at least a mile. He was to be shirtless, and sweaty. He was to stop and ask me the time. We would chat he would tell me he was thirsty, I would invite him to come over for some water. When we arrived at my apartment he would back me up against the refrigerator and kiss me deeply, pull my shirt off and envelop me in his muscular arms....

It was great. It was like something out of a Gay Romance novel, with me as the protagonist. Planning it was fun, and the anticipation was so strong that I walked around with a hardon for a week. Of course my companion was terrific, and facilitated the whole experience. If you are going to do it, do it with someone you know can get into your head, and who you trust. It will give you many great memories, at least it did for me.

 

This sounds like so much fun! I'd love to have someone approach me about doing something like this.

bigvalboy Grand Master

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I have a local Domino's pizza delivery boy who I am smitten with. He's a cute little muscle boy, and I know his schedule and I am guilty of ordering pizza just to see him. I'm sure my tips paid for a few dinners out with his gf, and yes....I always opened the door full clothed, although I always made sure I had a cute little top on. :eek:

AdamSmith Grand Master

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Too bad they're no longer allowed to fraternize with the clientele. In college our Domino delivery guys were always happy to step into our dorm room and take a bong hit as part of their tip. :cool:

purplekow Grand Master

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and the cheesy (pun intended!:rolleyes:) music starts right on cue!

 

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1874976716

I hope that the OP experience was more authentic than this sad role play.

My advice, tell the escort the fantasy. Tell him to bring a pizza. Play it out as realistically as possible. At some point, a slice needs to be rubbed over his chest and or ass and the sauce and the cheese need to be consumed. Keep some for a post coital snack.

 

At one point you do need to give him the tip and then the whole sausage. See how cheesy you can be.

Funguy Grand Master

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I hope that the OP experience was more authentic than this sad role play.

My advice, tell the escort the fantasy. Tell him to bring a pizza. Play it out as realistically as possible. At some point, a slice needs to be rubbed over his chest and or ass and the sauce and the cheese need to be consumed. Keep some for a post coital snack.

 

At one point you do need to give him the tip and then the who sausage. See how cheesy you can be.

 

GROANNNNNNNNN

nycman Grand Master

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One more story from the vaults of my misspent youth.....

 

I was dating a South Philly Italian boy....who knew I had a serious Italian fetish....

 

One day the doorbell rings...."Pizza Delivery".....he was outside decked out in full

Pizza Delivery Boy regalia....and carrying a large hot pizza in a delivery box. He looked

so freaking hot I wanted to jump him right there in the doorway. We played out the

unscripted fantasy to the T. Big, dumb, hot, Guido, Pizza delivery boy who just wanted

his tip and a quick blow job before his next delivery.....

 

Well it wasn't so quick...but it was the most earnest blow job I think I've ever given.

When someone goes that far out of their way to make your dreams come true....

it's easy to be "inspired".

 

Best part was.....when we were done....we laid on the floor in the living room

in front of a roaring fire...laughing our asses off and eating the pizza he delivered.

 

To this day...it's one of my fondest memories.

hornytwells Veteran

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I actually had considerable success seducing pizza delivery boys back in the Uk, real ones! My trick was to leave straight porn on and ask them to leave the pizza in the room while I went upstairs to get cash for the pizza-I always knew if they were still in the room watching the porn when I came downstairs then I would get lucky, but if they darted straight back out of the room and stayed in the hallway I never pursued it.....

MikeBiDude Grand Master

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I actually had considerable success seducing pizza delivery boys back in the Uk, real ones! My trick was to leave straight porn on and ask them to leave the pizza in the room while I went upstairs to get cash for the pizza-I always knew if they were still in the room watching the porn when I came downstairs then I would get lucky, but if they darted straight back out of the room and stayed in the hallway I never pursued it.....

I've heard of similar tactics working, hotel room service & bellmen too ;)

poolboy48220 Grand Master

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I actually had considerable success seducing pizza delivery boys back in the Uk, real ones! My trick was to leave straight porn on and ask them to leave the pizza in the room while I went upstairs to get cash for the pizza-I always knew if they were still in the room watching the porn when I came downstairs then I would get lucky, but if they darted straight back out of the room and stayed in the hallway I never pursued it.....

Now that's a great idea. I will have to try that. Actually, I will have to acquire some straight porn first.

MikeBiDude Grand Master

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Isn't that a sequel to this? http://www.tlavideo.com/gay-delivery-boys/p-185328-3 or do I have the order mixed up?

 

There's another around that era where a guy seduces the cable guy, or maybe phone guy. I'm blanking on the title.

From the synopsis on the link You provided, I think maybe mixed The order up?

 

Synopsis

"First off, there's Tony Stefano, then there's Tony Stefano, then... let me see... oh yeah Tony Stefano! If ever there was a true Italian Stallion it's "that guy". William Higgin's powerful successor to Pizza Boy: He Delivers will leave you completely satisfied and hungry for more! Big cast, big cocks, big names - order your special delivery today!"

Pizza Boy: He Delivers will leave you completely satisfied and hungry for more! Big cast, big cocks, big names - order your special delivery today!"

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