Escorts Say the Darndest Things

[marylander1940]

"Ozempic is going to take away a lot of clients once folks effortlessly lose weight, and are able to go on Grindr and get laid for free" 

[marylander1940]

I'm sure many could say this but they're discreet!

[marylander1940]

On 8/31/2020 at 9:59 PM, harey said:

“I charge $250 for a massage...do you have lotion?”

 

Talk about NOT being business savvy! 

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

On 9/3/2020 at 9:33 AM, orville said:

marylander1940 said:

"Are you a nipple or a balls guy?"

Personally, I have both.