Speedo Boy No More

[Candyman]

Now that Ryan has lost all his endorsements what will he do?

 

Work as a speech writer for The Donald?

Become the CEO of some new start up

Or become my pool boy providing he doesn't talk

 

What's your best guess?

[rvwnsd]

Spokesman for Petrobras, the Brazillian oil company.

[+ dutchmuch]

[tennisjock]

Isn't it odd that no one thinks it was overkill to have a gas station with armed security patrol onsite? I have been in Mexico before where if you are taken down by a man in uniform you could pay the "fine" directly to him and you were let go..happened a few times. More to this that being released to the public. Maybe Ryan could learn to dance and be a featured dancer at Adonis in NYC or LA?

[Moondance]

... Maybe Ryan could learn to dance...

Surely "Dancing With the Stars" has already called.

[tennisjock]

He could do porn. Judging by that speedo bulge he would have a lot to offer.

He would be perfect in one of the Ducati productions with being tied up and abused

[+ dutchmuch]

He would be perfect in one of the Ducati productions with being tied up and abused

 

In a sling, with that green hair.

[corymonroe]

Isn't it odd that no one thinks it was overkill to have a gas station with armed security patrol onsite?

Given the context of the Olympics, can you think of a better place in Rio where at 6 am you're going to find plenty of drunk tourists with cash?

[jawjateck]

Poor thang. Definitely better to be seen than heard.

[Candyman]

He could do porn. Judging by that speedo bulge he would have a lot to offer.

He would be perfect in one of the Ducati productions with being tied up and abused

 

Do you think he could remember the script or his position in doing porn

 

I'm not sure if he could remember. Would you like fries with that. In his next job

[caliguy]

Ryans a wealthy guy with a net worth of 6 million which is amazing at 32. Probably knows enough smart people to at least invest it wisely.

[whipped guy]

He could do porn. Judging by that speedo bulge he would have a lot to offer.

He would be perfect in one of the Ducati productions with being tied up and abused

 

Do you think he could remember the script or his position in doing porn

 

I'm not sure if he could remember. Would you like fries with that. In his next job

 

I say that he is Bound Gods type BDSM Kink material... No script required other than the usual "Yes sir!" Thank you sir" and various screams from the "pleasure" of it all. Plus he would be tied up, used, and abused in what ever position required so he would not even have to remember that part of the script.

 

Also, if Mr. Ducati is not available, willing, or able I am quite sure that many others would be more than happy to offer their services to get Speedo Boy back on track.

 

Of course If he messes that up there's always the take out window at Micky D's. Though that might tax him a bit as suggested.

[tennisjock]

I concur I would heartily volunteer for the fluffer position..but me thinks it won't take that much fluffy to bring him around.. And then the film will save money by just using my face as his seat on set..I am such a giver:-)

[whipped guy]

I concur I would heartily volunteer for the fluffer position..but me thinks it won't take that much fluffy to bring him around.. And then the film will save money by just using my face as his seat on set..I am such a giver:)

I am a giver as well and especially when weilding a flogger. I would gladly donate my services for the cause. I guess Mr. Ducati need not apply as I think we have things covered.

[tennisjock]

I agree or if I have to I can deal with SIR Ducati while u break in the youngin

[whipped guy]

I agree or if I have to I can deal with SIR Ducati while u break in the youngin

Well if Trenton Ducati is there to hell with the youngin... Plus something tells me that if Sir Ducati is there you would prefer that he sits on your face!

[maninsoma]

Maybe I should be ashamed to admit it, but I have a soft spot for Ryan. I was predisposed to not like him after the Olympics 4 years ago, but then I watched his short-lived reality TV show. I found out that he was both the relatively immature, frat-boy party animal that was his public persona and a young man who cared about his family and friends and who actually treated the women he was dating with respect. I was expecting him to be just a dumb jock whose only purpose outside of sports was to get laid, but he came across as a nice, thoughtful guy. Not the brightest bulb in the bunch, but not stupid, either. I know -- reality TV isn't reality, so I don't know what he's like in real life. I'm not excusing lying about being robbed, but I do think the truth is probably somewhere in the middle of the swimmers' stories and those being put forth by the Brazilians involved in the incident.

[LouieD]

Enough already! Stop hammering this guy. He lied to his mother (who hasn't done that) about a night out on the town. She's the one who spilled the beans to the press and the story rolled downhill from there.

The poor guy has been financially ruined. Who says he is worth $6 million? I don't believe it.

 

Give him a break. I hope he can redeem himself in 2020 Olympics and then get back his endorsements.

[+ SundayZip]

Enough already! Stop hammering this guy. He lied to his mother (who hasn't done that) about a night out on the town. She's the one who spilled the beans to the press and the story rolled downhill from there.

The poor guy has been financially ruined. Who says he is worth $6 million? I don't believe it.

 

Give him a break. I hope he can redeem himself in 2020 Olympics and then get back his endorsements.

 

+1

[edinbrooklyn]

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Edited August 2, 2017 by edinbrooklyn

[Moondance]

The poor guy has been financially ruined.

Not exactly. He's losing endorsement deals going forward, but they weren't going to be the first he ever had.

Who says he is worth $6 million? I don't believe it.

Ryan Lochte's net worth of $6.2 million comes almost entirely from endorsement deals built on his fame as an Olympic swimming champion... Lochte has earned nearly $17.6 million over the course of his entire career but taxes and expenses knock that down considerably.

http://moneynation.com/ryan-lochte-net-worth/

[Racketjock]

Agree he made some poor choices, was drunk, out with friends, and on the rush from training for years resulting in some great achievements. I don't excuse his actions, but even at 32, he is immature. What started out as a comment to mom has grown to large proportion and ruined his reputation and future income potential. My guess is he will need to seek help (image and personal), apologize, ask for forgiveness, and put in the work to build the image and man he wants to be. We are by and large forgiving as a country to the pretty and talented people. He's blessed with both. And should he do some porn or drop trow, I will gladly watch.

[edinbrooklyn]

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Edited August 2, 2017 by edinbrooklyn

[whipped guy]

Well, I do feel sorry for the guy, and I partially blame me the media for making such a big deal out if it. However, he should have realized that would happen as he is really no youngin. Plus at his age should have known better in the first place. When I was his age I acted much more responsibly. It just goes to show you how many guys are totally "half baked". This type of behavior is something that one would have in the past expected from a twenty something not someone who is the other side of thirty. However, times have changed and they are popping them out of the oven waaaay before their time...

Edited August 24, 2016 by whipped guy

[gallahadesquire]

At his age, I was anesthetizing people for their open heart surgery.