Best and worst things said in bed

[ChrisWydeman]

Whats the hottest thing anyone has said to you while your in bed together?

 

What's the worst?

[+ purplekow]

Hottest thing: I have been waiting all my life for someone to do that to me.

Coldest: No one has ever done THAT to me before.

[+ Funguy]

OH MY GOD!!!!

[marylander1940]

no cuddling after sex, just putting your pants and leaving...

 

I guess that falls under the category: silence.

[jawjateck]

"I wish I could have you all to myself."

 

"Your bedroom is so plain and dull. If you want a fresh look, I will happily redecorate it for you."

[+ azdr0710]

Hottest thing: I have been waiting all my life for someone to do that to me.

Coldest: No one has ever done THAT to me before.

 

 

Gee, somebody said those EXACT things to me once. Wait...what??!!

[+ Truereview]

Hottest: I'll cook breakfast in the morning.

Worst: you look better from behind

[instudiocity]

I'm going to ride your cock until you've shot twice! One load isn't enough.

 

Uh, I don't bottom.

[Izaak]

Worst: "oh you're so tight , fuck yeah "

 

Best: " I want my stick shift lube and oil:eek: " *slaps my face around*

[+ Truereview]

Worst: "oh you're so tight , fuck yeah "

 

Best: " I want my stick shift lube and oil:eek: " *slaps my face around*

 

Izaak....are you sure those are not reversed? No judgment! Just wondering.

[Izaak]

Izaak....are you sure those are not reversed? No judgment! Just wondering.

Hmm well depends on the guy

I like to get hit around once in a while , if you're that "special " guy

[sincitymix]

Hottest: I'll cook breakfast in the morning.

Worst: you look better from behind

How about "You look better with your clothes on"

[+ Keith30309]

Worst: "Battery acid!!!" (accompanied by frantic sneezing, coughing and clearing of sinuses)

Best: "We fell asleep"

[Juan Vancouver]

Best: "Fuck, I want you so bad I would eat you alive!"

 

Worse: "You are very muscular... I'd like to cannibalize you... if you were into it."

 

Fine line, isn't it?

[+ glennnn]

Two things you never do in bed.... Point and laugh!

[+ Truereview]

Hmm well depends on the guy

I like to get hit around once in a while , if you're that "special " guy

Izaak, my special guy can "hit that" but only metaphorically! However, i must admit that having a big schlong slap my face around is kinda hot tho. Ok, I better log off and go watch some timtales.com

[+ José Soplanucas]

ESCORTS

best thing: after 90 minutes of hot playing (I'm not going to share details, but there were circumstances that would not allow a pleasant penetration experience), when I'm dressing up to leave, he tells me he is horny, undress me, and continue working on me. After 30 minutes, he says he is fucking horny, wants me to fuck him, and offers me an appointment for free the next day. Hot.

 

Worst: before even meeting, the escorts says he does not think it is going to work, and offers me his services as a personal trainer to help me lose weight.

 

NON ESCORTS

Best: I want to sleep with you inside me

 

Worst: (I was young and still experimenting with bottoming) I just pissed in your ass.

[+ Truereview]

How about "You look better with your clothes on"

Yes, SCM, I think we all look better with clothes on. Thongs are my favorite article of clothing

 

http://s2.favim.com/orig/150913/thong-man-men-boy-Favim.com-3287273.jpg

[ChrisWydeman]

Worst would be

"Oh papi do my culo" with a close runner up of "oh yeah fuck my pooper"

 

Best was when I had a big beefy daddy many moons ago and he was fucking me and whispered in my ear until he came, "Daddy loves his Boy"

[+ WmClarke]

Worst: "I love you" on a second hookup

 

Best: "You are so sexy"

[Tonyko]

BEST (met him ata Korean Market on Columbus) "The bag I put in your freezer has Ben n Jerry's chocolate peanut butter chunk"

WORST (after letting machine pick up and mssg from my mother about an upcoming family wedding) "I think you're my cousin"

[Izaak]

Izaak, my special guy can "hit that" but only metaphorically! However, i must admit that having a big schlong slap my face around is kinda hot tho. Ok, I better log off and go watch some timtales.com

I know right ? Hahaha

I don't judge in the size of the man's sausage

As long as you know how to work it , is all that matters to me

I do like a handsome sausage

[Reluctant Daddy]

Worst: It's ok, it happens

 

Best: Let's do it again

[bigvalboy]

The hottest thing: "I should be paying you"

 

(several decades later)....

 

The worst thing: "You need to pay me" (me shocked) "no seriously, I mean it, I thought you knew"

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Best Thing - - You are a fabulous kisser.

 

Worst Thing - - Looks like to the massage oil leaked and stained the quilt.