Best and worst things said in bed

[Kuriousity]

For me, "Daddy" and "Boy" are boner killers. A man said that to me once, and my thought was "Could you pull out please....my sphincter is about to clamp down painfully".

[curiousnomore]

Best? No question: Feed me Daddy. (The guy would surprise you)

 

Worst? Nothing comes to mind.

[gallahadesquire]

Whats the hottest thing anyone has said to you while your in bed together?

 

What's the worst?

 

This sounds like a game that used to be played in the New York Magazine, called What I should have said / What I said.

[gallahadesquire]

Best: "You're so handsome, I want to be inside you."

Worst: "Ewwww!" [followed by coffee slurping]

[Guy Fawkes]

"Could you do that again?"

 

"Is it in yet?"

 

Whats the hottest thing anyone has said to you while your in bed together?

 

What's the worst?

[Juan Vancouver]

For me, "Daddy" and "Boy" are boner killers. A man said that to me once, and my thought was "Could you pull out please....my sphincter is about to clamp down painfully".

 

I am with you there, brother.

[dcguy20]

I am with you there, brother.

 

Along those same lines, when I was in my 20s living in NYC, I met a very handsome guy at Uncle Charlie's. During our subsequent date, he comes out with, "I'm old enough to be your father." Totally killed the mood!! Never saw him again. Which is probably why I cringe when I hear someone throwing the word "daddy" around.

 

Can't think of a best line at the moment.

[big-n-tall]

One of the best.... "That may have been my hottest sexual experience ever!!"

 

Ok the worse... "Do you party?" Me being new and naive to hiring at the time, I didn't know what this meant. I talked about it before on the forum, but this lead to the worse situation I ever encountered hiring.

 

I know it wasn't asked, but one of the funniest thing said to me (last night actually)... "Why does your dick smell like chocolate?" It was both funny and kinda sexy. Thanks AA!!!

[ChrisWydeman]

One of the best.... "That may have been my hottest sexual experience ever!!"

 

Ok the worse... "Do you party?" Me being new and naive to hiring at the time, I didn't know what this meant. I talked about it before on the forum, but this lead to the worse situation I ever encountered hiring.

 

I know it wasn't asked, but one of the funniest thing said to me (last night actually)... "Why does your dick smell like chocolate?" It was both funny and kinda sexy. Thanks AA!!!

Were you jerking off with coco butter?

[big-n-tall]

Were you jerking off with coco butter?

 

Nope. I like to switch up my body lotion. Currently, after a shower I use a body moisturing oil that's cocoa butter based. It keeps my skin soft and I smell like chocolate for the rest of the day.

 

Some guys I have met love it so much that I've brought a bottle to sessions and gave them a nice rub down.

[liubit]

"You certainly are the best kisser"

 

"Oh, you look good....for your age"

[+ SundayZip]

Best: "Hey man, let me cum. I'm gonna be good for a few rounds with you."

Worst: <silence>

[+ WmClarke]

Worst: "I love you" on a second hookup

 

Best: "You are so sexy"

I just remembered somethings worse:

 

"Some day we'll die together"----that was the last time for that particular FB.