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azdr0710 Grand Master

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Hottest thing: I have been waiting all my life for someone to do that to me.

Coldest: No one has ever done THAT to me before.

 

 

Gee, somebody said those EXACT things to me once. Wait...what??!!

Truereview Grand Master

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Worst: "oh you're so tight , fuck yeah "

 

Best: " I want my stick shift lube and oil:eek:;) " *slaps my face around*

 

Izaak....are you sure those are not reversed? No judgment! Just wondering.

Izaak Apprentice

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Izaak....are you sure those are not reversed? No judgment! Just wondering.

Hmm well depends on the guy ;):p

I like to get hit around once in a while , if you're that "special " guy

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Hmm well depends on the guy ;):p

I like to get hit around once in a while , if you're that "special " guy

Izaak, my special guy can "hit that" but only metaphorically! However, i must admit that having a big schlong slap my face around is kinda hot tho. :) Ok, I better log off and go watch some timtales.com

José Soplanucas Grand Master

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ESCORTS

best thing: after 90 minutes of hot playing (I'm not going to share details, but there were circumstances that would not allow a pleasant penetration experience), when I'm dressing up to leave, he tells me he is horny, undress me, and continue working on me. After 30 minutes, he says he is fucking horny, wants me to fuck him, and offers me an appointment for free the next day. Hot.

 

Worst: before even meeting, the escorts says he does not think it is going to work, and offers me his services as a personal trainer to help me lose weight.

 

NON ESCORTS

Best: I want to sleep with you inside me

 

Worst: (I was young and still experimenting with bottoming) I just pissed in your ass.

Truereview Grand Master

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How about "You look better with your clothes on"

Yes, SCM, I think we all look better with clothes on. Thongs are my favorite article of clothing ;)

 

http://s2.favim.com/orig/150913/thong-man-men-boy-Favim.com-3287273.jpg

ChrisWydeman Enthusiast

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Worst would be

"Oh papi do my culo" with a close runner up of "oh yeah fuck my pooper"

 

Best was when I had a big beefy daddy many moons ago and he was fucking me and whispered in my ear until he came, "Daddy loves his Boy"

Tonyko Proficient

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BEST (met him ata Korean Market on Columbus) "The bag I put in your freezer has Ben n Jerry's chocolate peanut butter chunk"

WORST (after letting machine pick up and mssg from my mother about an upcoming family wedding) "I think you're my cousin"

Izaak Apprentice

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Izaak, my special guy can "hit that" but only metaphorically! However, i must admit that having a big schlong slap my face around is kinda hot tho. :) Ok, I better log off and go watch some timtales.com

I know right ? Hahaha

I don't judge in the size of the man's sausage :p

As long as you know how to work it , is all that matters to me :cool:

I do like a handsome sausage o_O

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