Male models don't..... :)

[+ friendofsheila]

... go to the bathroom.

 

 

.... get pimples.

 

 

.... have to work out (their bodies are just already that way.)

 

 

... ever smile.

 

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/24/0f/a8/240fa878851d6c5831d1757a857749e2.jpg

[+ Travis69]

....date me.

[+ purplekow]

Know that it is male model not mail model

[+ friendofsheila]

... visit grocery stores unless they're buying beer.

[bigvalboy]

Pay for sex...

[marylander1940]

Pay for sex...

 

Yes, they get it for free but usually they are prudish and they don't do it as often as average looking young men.

[+ friendofsheila]

..pick their noses.

http://i1311.photobucket.com/albums/s663/Dziaugsmys/Profile/335342_305108526174124_984065351_o.jpg

[+ friendofsheila]

...hang out in nudist camps.

[+ friendofsheila]

...have trouble finding their size in clothing stores.

[tyro]

ever get sand in weird places...

...hang out in nudist camps.

[+ friendofsheila]

...have to pay for their own drinks at a bar.

[+ friendofsheila]

wear a necktie (unless they're getting paid to!)

 

[+ friendofsheila]

...do volunteer work (unless they're getting paid to!)

[+ friendofsheila]

...wear thongs often enough!

 

http://www.gymjox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/matt_lowden2.jpg

[marylander1940]

Get away with spanking and you more because who's going to say to no to them...

 

http://c1.thejournal.ie/media/2014/12/jamie-dornan-launches-calvin-klein-male-model-competition-london-7-630x403.jpg http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/18/12/enhanced/webdr09/grid-cell-1376-1405701485-5.jpg

[+ purplekow]

Have body odor unless that turns you on and then they can can sweat out any scent from Azzaro to Zippo Feelzone

[+ friendofsheila]

....perspire, even after hiking in Joshua Tree.

 

(Unless they're getting paid to do a workout ad!)

[bigvalboy]

Have a bad hair day.

 

http://0.tqn.com/d/mensfashion/1/S/O/3/ice_jason2_0090.jpg

They just claim it is the latest new style.

Edited April 21, 2015 by bigvalboy

[+ friendofsheila]

...use coupons.

[+ friendofsheila]

...have to light their own cigarettes.

[+ purplekow]

Sing off key in the shower

[+ azdr0710]

....hold a candle to The Most Interesting Man In The World.....

 

[tyro]

Years ago, The New Yorker published an article about The Most Interesting Man in the World. If I remember correctly, his Dos Equis persona isn't much different from the real him; the guy really had seen and done it all.

T

[ZhenXBear]

...talked to or asked out by regular guys because everyone is to afraid to talk to them.

[AdamSmith]

...clean their shoe if they step in dog poop while part of a team using your house & grounds for a shoot. (True Fact.)