If you were an escort...

[foxy]

what would you use as your "stage name". I should come up with something clever for mine right now...but this just came to me so I'll have to get back to you.

[VaHawk]

Hmmm, if I was an escort, and was good at it, I would choose John Rocker (should "set off" a certain "perhaps closeted" baseball player)! After all slang for clients is johns, and if you're good they'll certainly come away feeling like "you rocked their world".

 

McPimp Daddy

[+ glutes]

How 'bout 'Rent Boy Roy'...

[OneFinger]

I'd probably select non-descript and non-offensive like Ate Inches. :+

[+ honcho]

Do noms de porn qualify? I had picked out two, and have actually been in a couple of mags, and they didn't like either of the names.

 

One - Richard LeBe^te (the beastial dick)

Two - Larry Bonamore (betweeen Ben Amore and Bon Amour, and my middle name is Lawrence).

[Rick Munroe]

Honcho, your handle here suits you perfectly. You'd have to stick with it. :*

[Guest MrDick]

What show was it where they suggested your childhood pet's name and the street you grew up on (Six Feet Under? QAF?)

 

Using that formula, mine wouldn't be too bad: Major Marlboro. All I need now is a uniform or a cowboy outfit!

[bigguyinpasadena]

Welll,I would have to go get some new attire-My name de Porn would be Penny Palm!

[KY_TOP]

>What show was it where they suggested your childhood pet's

>name and the street you grew up on (Six Feet Under? QAF?)

 

 

Using that formula mine would be Chuck Wilshire. Not Bad.

 

I did have a couple more pets; Brownie (Brownie Wilshire?)

and Lucky (Lucky Wilshire?).

 

Think I'd stay with Chuck.

[Chuck50]

I Like Chuck myself HUGS Chuck:P

[VaHawk]

Doggone, using this formula I want at least a smidgen of sympathy, as mine would be Bobo Smoketown. x(

[Cooper]

I'm sticking with what I got: "Coop Du Jour".:+

[Guest gfchance]

RE: If you were an escort...John Rocker

 

From rumors and stuff I've seen on the web, John Rocker the baseball player is suppose to be majorly hung:: we're talking more than 10 inches! So he has probably rocked quite a few ladies and possibly a few guys (one site claims he has let a few guys "try" to blow him), so the name fits him

 

gfchance

[DaninWA]

>What show was it where they suggested your childhood pet's

>name and the street you grew up on (Six Feet Under? QAF?)

>

NO WAY! That would make me Grace 19th Street! I don't like that at all. I choose Archer.

 

Dan

[+ Hoover42]

LOL Mine would be either Fluffy Carrolton or Tiny Keewin!

[+ glutes]

Using this formula I'd be 'Sweetie Main Street'!!

[giovoni]

my confirmation name is Giovanni ... for those clients who had to endure catholic school as I had to the irony is FUN.. sometimes I go as far as having masses or chant for my background music when I do a massage. heehee

 

Gio in Denver

http://www.angelfire.com/co3/massagebygio

[tedbear]

How does "Blackie US Highway 60 sound?

 

"Lucky Rural Route 4"?

 

"Sparky Hinkleville"?

 

Maybe I'd better stick with "tedbear"!

[Guest coololdguy]

I would use "Cooper Anderson". I know it's stupid, but I like it.

[Matt_Vancouver]

I think my business would suffer

 

using that formula... I'd be Evelyn Muffin!... What do you think... you want to get fucked by Evelyn Muffin??

Matt(aka Drew Tyler.... see if you can find ANYTHING on that one: )

[Candyman]

My first choice would be-

Rick Munroe Aw shucks someone already took that name.

Studly D. Right 2nd choice

George Bush 3rd choice-but then I'd be stuck just doing women

[Guest fukamarine]

>Doggone, using this formula I want at least a smidgen of

>sympathy, as mine would be Bobo Smoketown. x(

 

I don't think this method work for many of us. I'd end up calling myself "Wimpy Hubbard".... not a big draw for business!

 

fukamarine

[Damascene]

RE: I think my business would suffer

 

Ah Matt, not after they slept with you. You'd still get repeats galore.

 

My name would by Lucifer Twin - with a name like that I would have to be a dominant leather escort.

 

Personally I prefer my soap name (Middle Name + Street You Currently Live On) Mark West XLIV.

[Guest Big14U]

I'd use one an ex gave me years ago

 

Bigs Boner

 

Others I'd consider would be

 

Bono Homo

Lefty Bend

JC Cocktail

 

:-) :-) :-)

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

RE: I think my business would suffer

 

>using that formula... I'd be Evelyn Muffin!... What do you

>think... you want to get fucked by Evelyn Muffin??

 

Evelyn?.............. no. Muffin?........yeah, I can see that :+

 

>Matt(aka Drew Tyler.... see if you can find ANYTHING on that

>one: )

 

I've seen Drew Tyler, and you're no Drew Tyler..... hmm, now I remember.... that was your face...!

 

lol. This is a pretty funny formula in some instances. Since I threw down the powder puff I'll play a tiny bit. In my case, it conjures up a vision of a woulde-be high class British drag queen with caramel complexion. I'll spare everyone conjuring that image for themslevs; besides one of those words is classified. }(

 

More than everyone wanted to know... muc more.:+