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jjkrkwood Grand Master

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WOW.... that is some collection of Big Nuts!!! and a few low hangers thrown in as well. It would sure be fun to meet some of these guys in person... none of those pictures look photoshopped either !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Head to Palm springs twice a year and experience a gathering of the Biggest balls in the world that converge on the event..... Its a Buffet of Big, Bulbous Balls.

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The animated gif is... umm... umm...

 

I know, right? Nothing like a big heavy set smacking up against your butt.

 

Now...what is the general consensus? Do we think bigger balls shoot bigger cum loads or is that just a "phallosy"? :p

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When I first opened this thread, I assumed it was going to be about Brazil nuts or some such culinary-snacky thing (and given the OP's off-the-wall sense of humor, that wouldn't have shocked me). But instead I'm confronted with all these pictures. I'm almost speechless. With admiration. "Sometimes you feel like a nut. . . "

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I know, right? Nothing like a big heavy set smacking up against your butt.

 

Now...what is the general consensus? Do we think bigger balls shoot bigger cum loads or is that just a "phallosy"? :p

Most cum is actually manufactured in the prostate with only a small amount of fluid and of course, all of the sperm, manufactured in the testicles. So testicular size has not relationship to volume of cum.

My version of Big Girls Dont Cry

 

Biiiig balls, can run dry eye eye

My oh my]

Biiiig balls, can run dry

 

My balls

Are pretty spry eye eye

My oh my

My balls

Coat the guys

 

Silly men they want some big spurts

You shoot in his eyes and he says it hurts

Silly men they like large nuts

Slamming up against their butts.

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Unfortunatelly PurpleKow is correct about this situation.... a Dr. once told me, however, that guys who have big balls often have big prostates, and hence have great volume to ejaculate... I know of no scientific evidence to support that, however, and suspect he was just trying to make me feel good... but I still really appreciate the big ones, especially if they are low hangers, which is also more rare to have both together !!!

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Unfortunatelly PurpleKow is correct about this situation.... a Dr. once told me, however, that guys who have big balls often have big prostates, and hence have great volume to ejaculate... I know of no scientific evidence to support that, however, and suspect he was just trying to make me feel good... but I still really appreciate the big ones, especially if they are low hangers, which is also more rare to have both together !!!

 

Unless you are Barrett Long or Antonio Biaggi :D

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Oh, my, god.

Jawjateck, look at his nuts!

They're so big.

He looks like,

One of those online porn stars.

But, y'know,

Who doesn't want to get with those guys?

They only get with him Because,

He's like a total male escort,

'Kay?

I mean, his package. It's just so fuckin' big.

I can't believe how it shows through his jeans,

It's like, out there,

I mean -- damn. Look!

He's just so ... SACK!

 

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I like big nuts

And I cannot lie

You other clients can't deny

That when a guy walks in

With a six-pack waist

And a big nut sack in your face

You get sprung,

Want to pull out your tough

'Cause you notice his balls

Were stuffed

Deep in the jeans he's wearin'

I'm hooked and I can't

Stop starin'

Oh boy, I want to get wit'cha

Be your little bitch yeah!

Other clients tried to warn me

But with that package you got

Makes me feel so horny

Ooh, with that shaved-sack skin

You say you want to slap my face again?

Well, use me, use me,

'Cause you ain't got no average groupie

I've seen them astrappppin'

The hell with romancin'

He's sweat, wet,

Got it going like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' little nuts are the thing

Take the average client man

Ask him that.

He gotta pack -- no flack

So, fellas! (yeah) Fellas! (yeah!)

Has your escort got the nuts?

(Hell Yeah!)

Tell him to shake it!

(Shake it!)

Pace it!

Right into my face it!

Slap those ample nuts

Daddy got sack!

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jjkrkwood Grand Master

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Oh, my, god.

Jawjateck, look at his nuts!

They're so big.

He looks like,

One of those online porn stars.

But, y'know,

Who doesn't want to get with those guys?

They only get with him Because,

He's like a total male escort,

'Kay?

I mean, his package. It's just so fuckin' big.

I can't believe how it shows through his jeans,

It's like, out there,

I mean -- damn. Look!

He's just so ... SACK!

 

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I like big nuts

And I cannot lie

You other clients can't deny

That when a guy walks in

With a six-pack waist

And a big nut sack in your face

You get sprung,

Want to pull out your tough

'Cause you notice his balls

Were stuffed

Deep in the jeans he's wearin'

I'm hooked and I can't

Stop starin'

Oh boy, I want to get wit'cha

Be your little bitch yeah!

Other clients tried to warn me

But with that package you got

Makes me feel so horny

Ooh, with that shaved-sack skin

You say you want to slap my face again?

Well, use me, use me,

'Cause you ain't got no average groupie

I've seen them straappin'

The hell with romancin'

He's sweat, wet,

Got it going like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' little nuts are the thing

Take the average client man

Ask him that.

He gotta pack -- no flack

So, fellas! (yeah) Fellas! (yeah! )

Has your escort got the nuts?

(Hell Yeah! )

Tell right to shake it!

(Shake it! )

Pace it!

Into into my face it!

Slap those ample nuts

Daddy got sack!

 

DG, just get Jonny McGovern and its a HIT ! My order is already on ITunes..... Slurp !

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Rick Munroe Mentor

Rick Munroe

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I like big nuts

And I cannot lie

 

Daddy got sack!

 

This is in the Top 10 of Daddy's message board posts of all time. Superb satire and got me turned on!

 

When I first opened this thread, I assumed it was going to be about Brazil nuts or some such culinary-snacky thing (and given the OP's off-the-wall sense of humor, that wouldn't have shocked me).

 

Are you saying I'm totally unserious and immature? OK, I can live with that. :p

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It's one of the (many?!) things I love about you, Ri©k!

 

The feeling is mutual, P(h)il. (And for anyone who's thinking, "Get a room, guys," it's my thread and I'll flirt if I want to!) (Besides, it's always more fun with an audience.) :p

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The feeling is mutual, P(h)il. (And for anyone who's thinking, "Get a room, guys," it's my thread and I'll flirt if I want to!) (Besides, it's always more fun with an audience.) :p

 

Werk it!

 

Also, to answer the OP... Who the fuck doesn't? if there were one thing I could change about myself it would be that I would like to have bigger balls.

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Phil_musc Mentor

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Ri©q, I know exactly what you write about - it IS better with an audience. In my shyer, younger days, I preferred not to "perform" too much at the baths and sex clubs. Now when I think these other guys are watching what I may be doing, well that's just a real turn-on in and of itself. Here's one for the voyeurs in the room!

 

BostonPhil, I totally agree - if there were one thing I could change about myself, I think bigger nuts might be high up there on the list.

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