Who likes BIG NUTS?

[Boner]

Are you saying I'm totally unserious and immature? OK, I can live with that.

 

Yet, never cunty.

[jjkrkwood]

Well, while we're all sharing, I've Got the balls (literally and figuratively), so i would wish for my cock to be 3-4 inches longer to balance them out....

[Boner]

Well, while we're all sharing, I've Got the balls (literally and figuratively), so i would wish for my cock to be 3-4 inches longer to balance them out....

 

Grab your avatar's nose and seek out a reassignment-attachment surgery immediately. Should be just about right!

[jjkrkwood]

Grab your avatar's nose and seek out a reassignment-attachment surgery immediately. Should be just about right!

 

Then we would Lose this Boards mascot, Pinnochio !!!!!

[Boner]

BostonPhil, I totally agree - if there were one thing I could change about myself, I think bigger nuts might be high up there on the list.

 

High on the list yes, but low hanging in the sac, please.

[maxwellissmart]

High on the list yes, but low hanging in the sac, please.

 

Bigger dick, five years younger, ability to teleport.

[Decatur Guy]

This is in the Top 10 of Daddy's message board posts of all time. Superb satire and got me turned on!

 

Glad you liked!

[Pegasus]

Thanks for sharing this Tumblr. I love big, smooth nut sacks. Mmmmm. Could lick on 'em all night long. Every single night!

[Rick Munroe]

I love big, smooth nut sacks. Mmmmm.

 

Even better when there's a fragrantly hairy ass crack beneath 'em. Makes a great tongue rest.