What 's yer favorite quote~?

[gallahadesquire]

"If you can't stand solitude, maybe OTHER people find you boring, too."

"Learn to laugh at yourself. If you don't, someone else WILL, and it won't be NEARLY as much fun!"

[instudiocity]

Woody Allen as Alvy Singer in the movie Annie Hall.

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

[unsub2O17]

Here are two more favorites. BTW, Steven, I "loved" all of your five--actually laughed out loud at the grandpa one.

 

1. The heart that loves is always young

 

2. We do not quit playing because we grow old. We grow old because we quit playing (Oliver Wendell Holmes)

[josephga]

“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”

[+ Tygerscent]

Those words from Mark Twain are Brilliant, azdr0710~! Thx~

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Mark Twain is always a source for great thoughts:

 

1. There has been only one Christian. They caught him and crucified him–early.

 

2. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

 

and there are many more by him, of course....

[+ Tygerscent]

Hey Steven, Do you have the authors of any of these~? They are fantastic~! All of them~

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"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

 

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."

 

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

 

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

 

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

 

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

 

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."[/color]

[Rick Munroe]

i use to say that to my mother allot

 

Allot is a pretty name.

[Bosguy]

Just heard this one and I love it

 

"MEN ARE GOD'S GIFT TO MEN"

 

Boston Bill

[+ Tygerscent]

...and a quote from Benjamin Dover Franklin: " Cock and hungry ass are God's way of showing us he loves us and wants us to be happy"~

 

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Just heard this one and I love it

 

"MEN ARE GOD'S GIFT TO MEN"

 

Boston Bill

[edjames]

From the new movie "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel" (although it's taken from an anonymous quote...)

 

""Everything will be all right in the end. If it's not all right, it's not the end."

 

BTW, I saw a preview screening last night and I thought it was a great film. Funny and touching. Dame Judi, Dame Maggie, a great cast and a lovely story, what could be better? Recommended! http://www.foxsearchlight.com/thebestexoticmarigoldhotel/

 

ED

[+ azdr0710]

""Everything will be all right in the end. If it's not all right, it's not the end."

 

excellent quote...thanks

[healthguy]

You can never be too rich, too tan, too thin, or too tall.

[+ purplekow]

You can never be too rich, too tan, too thin, or too tall.

Which is why Manute Bol has it all

[Samai139]

As a high school student I was taken to see Rosalind Russell in "Auintie Mame" and I have never forgotten:

 

"Life is a banquet and we sons of bitches are starving to death."

[N13]

No good deed goes unpunished!

[Bosguy]

...and a quote from Benjamin Dover Franklin: " Cock and hungry ass are God's way of showing us he loves us and wants us to be happy"~

 

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Are you sure the author of the quote is not "Bend Me Over Frank" ?

 

Boston Bill

[Racketjock]

Success is a journey, not a destination. - Bill Sweetland

[+ overeasy]

1. When you throw dirt, you lose ground.

2. You can howl with the wolves, or whine with the puppies.

3. If you wanna run with the big dogs, you gotta learn to lift your leg....

[Decatur Guy]

Fair is foul and foul is fair, hover through the fog and filthy air.

[+ peterhung85]

Mine is not a funny one, but something I consider very true:

 

"The world belongs to those who see its potential".

 

And that's the way I try to live my life! It is from an HSBC billboard...

[+ Oliver]

From my father - "A child could do it, if he knew how."

[+ purplekow]

Douglas Addams "So long, and thanks for all the fish"

[orbital sander]

"Ass, grass or gas, no one rides for free"

[+ sf westcoaster]

This from the movie "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel" - "The greatest failure is the failure to try" or was it "The only real failure is the failure to try" -

[Bosguy]

Sorry for my trashy mind right now, but just spent the afternoon with a super hot "working guy" in Boston and the only quote I can think of right now is

 

"Take it like a Man!"

 

Boston Bill