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One of my faves since March has been:

1). "If Life serves you lemons, make Lemonchello~" (Shit taste great if you do it right... I use Lemons, kumkuats, mandrin oranges and a few Palestine Sweet Limes. Poke tons of holes in it all using a fondue fork, put it all in a massive jar with a good seal and fill with Everclear. Then let it sit for a good two or three months~ Don't bother with simple syrup unless you want to make bottle for people as gifts~ Otherwise, just add some to ginger beer, blueberry juice or sweet tea with a sprig of crushed mint or basil~ Fantastic~!) TD HLF

 

2). "Like kitties in a litter box, so are the days of our lives~" TD HLF

 

3). "Though much of the world seems to lack common sense, none of the world lacks consequence~" TD HLF

 

4). "Yesterday was a horrible day. I didn't have a leg to stand on~ I never felt defeeted once I put my pants on though~" TD HLF

 

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Mark Twain is always a source for great thoughts:

 

1. There has been only one Christian. They caught him and crucified him–early.

 

2. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

 

and there are many more by him, of course....

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"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

 

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."

 

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

 

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

 

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

 

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

 

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

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"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

 

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Not to hijack the thread, but one of my favorite restaurants serves a refresing watermelon & tomato salad in the summer (cubes of watermelon, tomato & some onion, with some sort of vinaigrette.) :)http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/tomato-and-watermelon-salad-10000001634657/

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Shit in one hand wish in the other see which one fills up the fastest.

 

LOL! My father always used to tell me that! LOL

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I'm a big believer in karma.. so my favorite is:

 

"What goes around, comes around"

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I heard this one a few years ago always thought it was funny.

 

I don't believe in love! I believe in fucking. Love is something straight people convince themselves they are in so they can get laid..

 

"I don't believe in love; I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient. You get in and out with the maximum of pleasure and minimum of bullshit. Love is something straight people tell themselves they're in so they can get laid, and then they end up hurting each other because it was all based on lies to begin with."

 

Brian Kinney (Queer As Folk)

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"I don't believe in love; I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient. You get in and out with the maximum of pleasure and minimum of bullshit. Love is something straight people tell themselves they're in so they can get laid, and then they end up hurting each other because it was all based on lies to begin with."

 

Brian Kinney (Queer As Folk)[/color]

 

So true Steven. Even though guys don't want to admit it. I'd rather fall in LUST than in love at this stage of my life.

 

Boston Bill

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