What 's yer favorite quote~?

[+ Tygerscent]

One of my faves since March has been:

1). "If Life serves you lemons, make Lemonchello~" (Shit taste great if you do it right... I use Lemons, kumkuats, mandrin oranges and a few Palestine Sweet Limes. Poke tons of holes in it all using a fondue fork, put it all in a massive jar with a good seal and fill with Everclear. Then let it sit for a good two or three months~ Don't bother with simple syrup unless you want to make bottle for people as gifts~ Otherwise, just add some to ginger beer, blueberry juice or sweet tea with a sprig of crushed mint or basil~ Fantastic~!) TD HLF

 

2). "Like kitties in a litter box, so are the days of our lives~" TD HLF

 

3). "Though much of the world seems to lack common sense, none of the world lacks consequence~" TD HLF

 

4). "Yesterday was a horrible day. I didn't have a leg to stand on~ I never felt defeeted once I put my pants on though~" TD HLF

 

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[jjkrkwood]

"This TOO Shall Pass".........

[josephga]

Shit in one hand wish in the other see which one fills up the fastest.

[JT Brooklyn]

"He Who Laughs Last ..Laughs Best"

[+ Ace]

Just heard a GREAT one yesterday:

"Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer to the end it gets, the faster it goes!"

[EZEtoGRU]

"Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it"

[+ azdr0710]

Mark Twain is always a source for great thoughts:

 

1. There has been only one Christian. They caught him and crucified him–early.

 

2. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

 

and there are many more by him, of course....

[seeker630]

This seems appropriate for this Forum:

 

Always yield to temptation, It may never pass your way again. [Robert Heinlein in The Notebooks of Lazarus Long ]

[unsub2O17]

Life is uncertain, eat dessert first!

[zeferrelli]

I don't drink water; fish piss in it!

 

WC Fields

[Steven_Draker]

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

 

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."

 

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

 

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

 

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

 

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

 

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

[leigh.bess.toad]

Mine is bit more serious. With all that has been done for me by so many on my journey as a gay man, i am constantly reminded i have to repay that kindness.

 

"To whom much has been given, much is expected".

[seeker630]

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

 

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Not to hijack the thread, but one of my favorite restaurants serves a refresing watermelon & tomato salad in the summer (cubes of watermelon, tomato & some onion, with some sort of vinaigrette.) http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/tomato-and-watermelon-salad-10000001634657/

[Businessguy]

Pigs

 

I thinks this applies to this forum on several levels.

 

"Never get down in the mud and wrestle with a pig because you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it."

[jjkrkwood]

I thinks this applies to this forum on several levels.

 

"Never get down in the mud and wrestle with a pig because you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it."

 

AND you might get "lipstick" on you.

[jjkrkwood]

Not to hijack the thread, but one of my favorite restaurants serves a refresing watermelon & tomato salad in the summer (cubes of watermelon, tomato & some onion, with some sort of vinaigrette.) http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/tomato-and-watermelon-salad-10000001634657/

 

HIJACKER..... but an interesting option.....

[+ deej]

"Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" -- B. Franklin

[josephga]

just because your opinion is different than mine doesn't make me wrong

 

 

i use to say that to my mother allot

[josephga]

I heard this one a few years ago always thought it was funny.

 

I don't believe in love! I believe in fucking. Love is something straight people convince themselves they are in so they can get laid..

[jjkrkwood]

just because your opinion is different than mine doesn't make me wrong

 

 

i use to say that to my mother allot

 

And NOW, I'm adopting it....

[Guest countryboywny]

Shit in one hand wish in the other see which one fills up the fastest.

 

LOL! My father always used to tell me that! LOL

[Guest countryboywny]

I'm a big believer in karma.. so my favorite is:

 

"What goes around, comes around"

[Steven_Draker]

I heard this one a few years ago always thought it was funny.

 

I don't believe in love! I believe in fucking. Love is something straight people convince themselves they are in so they can get laid..

 

"I don't believe in love; I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient. You get in and out with the maximum of pleasure and minimum of bullshit. Love is something straight people tell themselves they're in so they can get laid, and then they end up hurting each other because it was all based on lies to begin with."

 

Brian Kinney (Queer As Folk)

[Bosguy]

"I don't believe in love; I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient. You get in and out with the maximum of pleasure and minimum of bullshit. Love is something straight people tell themselves they're in so they can get laid, and then they end up hurting each other because it was all based on lies to begin with."

 

Brian Kinney (Queer As Folk)[/color]

 

So true Steven. Even though guys don't want to admit it. I'd rather fall in LUST than in love at this stage of my life.

 

Boston Bill

[gallahadesquire]

I thinks this applies to this forum on several levels.

 

"Never get down in the mud and wrestle with a pig because you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it."

 

Never teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of time, and it annoys the pig.