Porn name

[gcursor]

So if you had to pick a porn name for yourself, what would you want to be called?

 

I'll start

 

RIDGE HOLY@#$@!@#THATISHUGE

 

gcursor

[Bosguy]

BIG BONDAGE BILL

 

Boston Bill

[doitb4ugo]

Boi, Oh, Boi

 

or

 

Sub-way

[jackboy48]

Isn't it supposed to be the name of your favorite childhood pet combined with the name of the street where you grew up? I'd by Corky Crossway!

[Decatur Guy]

Going by jackboy48, I'd be Champ Marlboro -- NOT BAD!

[+ purplekow]

Chester Edgewood which is not bad but I prefer Miles Longue

[josephga]

Cody Handcock

[+ beethoven]

Vice-President Cheney picked a good one: Dick.

 

(Apologies to all the Richards out there.)

[+ Charlie]

Rocco Gibraltar. Oh, do you mean if it were really me? Probably Fluffer.

[gp0560]

Isn't it supposed to be the name of your favorite childhood pet combined with the name of the street where you grew up? I'd by Corky Crossway!

 

Blackie Bliss.

 

Too bad the Blackie part is counter-intuitive, and the Bliss part is unlikely.

[N13]

I don't think "Bozo Barryman" would get much action.... How about "Thumper" ?

 

N13

[Phil_musc]

No joke - I was driving home from work and I saw on the back of a Philly bus an attorney's ad - he handles personal injury claims. His name is Rand Spear (I'm sure that's actually Randy Spear, but he's probably aware of the possibility of a problem with a name like that). What were his parents thinking? ANyway, he's probably available to put the screws to just about any defendant.

 

For me, I would want to be known as Craven Morehead.

[Guest Tristan]

Tristan.

 

When I first stumbled unto this site in 2002, I was so excited that I didn't give much thought to my SN. I later regretted having chosen Tristan, but didn't want to change it and lose the history. It really not who I am, though I'm an opera fan.

 

I've noticed over the years that "Tristan" is frequently used by young escorts.

[+ glutes]

BJ Diggler

 

~~or~~

 

Lexx Jammer

 

(You are going to love how I came up with these names...)

[+ deej]

(You are going to love how I came up with these names...)

 

Probably not.

 

http://dfapam.com/pics/saywhat.jpg

[bostonman]

Tristan.

 

When I first stumbled unto this site in 2002, I was so excited that I didn't give much thought to my SN. I later regretted having chosen Tristan, but didn't want to change it and lose the history. It really not who I am, though I'm an opera fan.

 

I've noticed over the years that "Tristan" is frequently used by young escorts.

 

I've actually known a few actual guys named Tristan (not escorts, lol) - I've always been tempted, but ultimately have resisted, asking any of them if they ever met anyone named Isolde. (I figured thay've probably heard it too many times already, lol.)

 

Though recently, at a theatre audition, I did tell a young girl named Carmen that she had a very promising name if she was going to be a singer. ;-)

 

As for the pet/street porn name formula - that would make me Miss Kitty Sunnyslope...oh, dear...;-)

[+ glutes]

http://gangstaname.com/names/porn/generate

[Poolboy21409]

Jackboy48 and I had the same first pet - Corky. But mine would have been "Corky Gladstone". I think that really is classy....

[Irtwo]

I think that "Rocco Gibraltar" name suggested by Charlie is pretty clever. I'm surprised no porn star has taken that yet.