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  1. Very nice topic friendofsheila....here's mine GOOFUS: Wow, that face you're making is SO HOT GALLANT: I'm having an allergic reaction!! GOOFUS: Please MASTER! I want it SO bad!!!! GALLANT: You forgot SIMON SAYS GOOFUS: You had sex WITH WHO?! GALLANT: You mean WITH WHAT?! GOOFUS: *moaning* Oh yea..I love you fucking me in the bath house GALLANT: Hey...I'm over here! GOOFUS: You're a dirty fucking filthy pig! GALLANT: It's a zoo? It's supposed to look that way!
  2. Boy...did anybody else get this vision when this thread started. It's a hospital room and you're waiting impatiently for the doctor. You hear the intercom say, "Paging Dr Tyger...Dr Tyger...Exam room 4". You start to get all excited then the door opens and in walks Tyger wearing nothing but a stethoscope. "Are you ready for your examination?" says Tyger.
  3. I'm sorry Scorpio. I wasn't trying to violate the Terms of Service. I was just trying to provoke some participation amongst the forum and let everybody have a little bit of a laugh..maybe lighten their day some too. Gcursor
  4. SO..... I wanted to float this question and see if I got any takers...I'm sure at least a few of you know a foreign language or two or three or four or more, right? SO...how many foreign languages do you know AND say something funny (doesn't have to be a joke) in one of the languages you know. Gcursor
  5. Um...so knowing what we know about dick sizes..is there any research data available on where the best ass can be found worldwide? and if there is no data then would anybody like to join my research team to investigate this further. gc
  6. Dear Mom: OH NO! I'm LOST again! Waldo Dear Lindsay Lohan: Thanks for taking the spotlight off of me for a while! Britney Spears Dear Bird Singing Outside my Bedroom Window at 4 a.m: You don't have a job, your kids don't talk to you and your parents hate you. Not an early riser Dear Conscience, Please talk with intuition...You've p*ssed it off again! Self
  7. *this post meant for humor purposes only* Dear Employees of ACME Corporation: I think you will agree that the financial results we reported today shows that ACME continues to be a very strong company. This is despite the SEC investigation, FBI probe, bankruptcy, and rumors of executive pay abuse (none of which have been proven). While many jury trials are pending, we have turned the corner from shell corporations and shadow investments to looking towards the future. The fourth quarter results we reported met or exceeded earnings estimates. However while exceeding earnings,we will have to report a loss of more than FOUR billion dollars in liquidity. This is a one-time loss to bring us back in line with Wall Street predictions. Contract signings fell short of our target. This is in no way any one person's fault (well nobody that is still at the company, that is). Further it should be made clear that because of the rash of companies breaking contracts with us, we have decided to go to a "30-second" quickie contract option in addition to our regular contract offerings. The company's success for this year and beyond will continue to depend on the creative talent we have in the accounting department and our ability to cut as many workers as possible without lowering employee morale. We want you to know that the employee cuts that we are talking about are NECESSARY and will be transparent on many teams. This means that most cuts will then be aimed at either upper-management or team leaders in general. Remember that our success will depend on how much you believe in the company and how well you ignore any negative reports. Remember that just because somebody is led away in handcuffs does NOT necessarily mean that they are guilty of any crime. We STILL live in a nation where a person is judged innocent unless found guilty by a jury of his peers (if he can't afford a high-priced attorney team) regards, ACME Management p.s. To further help in our cost-cutting efforts, we are hereby doing away with ANY electronic device whatsoever. Your help in this matter will be greatly appreciated.
  8. I come to you today because of a very serious medical condition. We here at Gcursor Industries have discovered a condition we call CHRONIC SPOUSE SYNDROME. Did you know that 1 out of every 5 people are afflicted with this terrible disease? This disease is something that affects men and women causing them very serious health problems ending in death. Here are some of the warning signs: * inability to make decisions without spouse's approval * constant need to talk over other spouse * burning desire to want to be left alone when around spouse * deep-seated need to want to have own "space" for own things * total lack of willpower to do anything * desire to create constant "honey-do" lists * ability to finish each other's sentences or thoughts until the other spouse tells them to "Shut up!" * total and COMPLETE disregard of common courtesies, clothing, and attitude when alone with the other spouse * desire to never want to go home when the spouse is there * constant need to work overtime to satisfy spouse's need for material goods Remember this is a terrible disease! It robs men of the ability to go out with the boys every once in a while. Women no longer have the ability to go out to the beauty parlor or to go shopping. Further both sexes may also lose the desire to be attractive to any people around them (in essence, letting themselves go "all to hell" and my go to the grocery store in bunny slippers and the movies in a bathrobe).
  9. Dear..... Dear Satan: I'm on vacation for a week. You're on your own. God Dear Hollywood: Seriously how many d*Mned Superman MOVIE re-makes do we need?!?!!?! Movie Viewer Dear Mickey Mouse: God...I love you so much! Let's do lunch. Bugs Bunny Dear Justin Bieber: You are NEVER allowed to use our name or any of our members in conjunction with you ever again. The Cute & Adorable Organization Dear Earth: Man..you guys really fell for that December 2012 APril fool's joke! hahahahhaahahahahaha! The Mayans Dear Robin: Would you PLEASE take my suit to the cleaners after you "use" it? Batman Dear Grim Reaper: I'm sorry. You've contracted a fatal disease and you only have two weeks to live. Your Doctor
  10. Dear.... OH! I can play this game! Something fun I can work with... Dear Freddy Krueger F*** you! The Care Bears Dear Hope: We don't think it's working out with you and we're splitting up with you! Faith and Charity Dear U.s. Senate: If you DON'T solve this budget debate soon then I'll be forced to hold my breath until my face turns blue! President Obama Dear Honey: You're old, fat and I want a divorce! Mrs. Claus Dear u.s.a.: Why does everybody hate me and run from me? What have I done to deserve this? Bigfoot i'll be back with more...
  11. Dick Tariffs *the following is meant for entertainment purposes only* Oh good...now in addition to importing cars, electronics, etc. we're importing dick too? What kind of tariffs are being put on that? and how do you measure for the tariff? is it girth and length or just one of those? gc
  12. brrr What about the Eskimo who stabbed himself with an icicle and died of cold cuts???
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