Would you hire this escort?

[zeyfur]

http://www.leetheforeman.com

 

I guess people who get off on the straight guy thing will find him attractive. I would be very wary of someone holding a knife to my throat ! Wonder if this guy floats anyone's boat ?

 

 

9. TOWPATH RAPE £200

I'll hide somewhere along the barton bridge canal towpath. i'll watch you walk passed then jump you from behind in a balaclava, pull you into the bushes, hold a knife to your neck and rape you. (this is heavy shit and not for the faint-harted so ask me for full details. it can be done in conjucktion with another straight guy i know but he'll only be holding you down and not fucking you)

 

10. VAN TIE-UP, FUCK AND RAPE £250

I can borrow one of the vans from work, pick you up, throw you in the back and drive to a deserted place. i'll get out the cabin, come round the back, get in, strip you, tie you up with rope, tape your mouth with gaffer tape and rape you for 30 solid minutes

[seeker630]

http://www.leetheforeman.com

 

I guess people who get off on the straight guy thing will find him attractive. I would be very wary of someone holding a knife to my throat ! Wonder if this guy floats anyone's boat ?

 

 

9. TOWPATH RAPE £200

I'll hide somewhere along the barton bridge canal towpath. i'll watch you walk passed then jump you from behind in a balaclava, pull you into the bushes, hold a knife to your neck and rape you. (this is heavy shit and not for the faint-harted so ask me for full details. it can be done in conjucktion with another straight guy i know but he'll only be holding you down and not fucking you)

 

10. VAN TIE-UP, FUCK AND RAPE £250

I can borrow one of the vans from work, pick you up, throw you in the back and drive to a deserted place. i'll get out the cabin, come round the back, get in, strip you, tie you up with rope, tape your mouth with gaffer tape and rape you for 30 solid minutes

 

Frankly, this cares the s**t of out me!

[+ Charlie]

I wouldn't let him do this to me for any amount of money. Oh, wait--I'm supposed to pay him?!?!

[Guest Rich.]

I've just got to love my fellow countrymen. It's role-playing, right? How much to add a Dalek? With a BIG nozzle. And David Tennant? OK, maybe Captain Jack. Yep. Definitely Captain Jack.

 

Richard

[zeyfur]

I've just got to love my fellow countrymen. It's role-playing, right? How much to add a Dalek? With a BIG nozzle. And David Tennant? OK, maybe Captain Jack. Yep. Definitely Captain Jack.

 

Richard

 

As in Jack Sparrow ?

[Guest Rich.]

I was going with Harkness but... Johnny Depp... mmmhhh...

 

Richard

[seeker630]

I've just got to love my fellow countrymen. It's role-playing, right? How much to add a Dalek? With a BIG nozzle. And David Tennant? OK, maybe Captain Jack. Yep. Definitely Captain Jack.

 

Richard

 

Captain Jack? hmm - I *might re-consider. Especially if he shows up, beats the crap out of my attacker, and then carries me away.

[gcursor]

Who's who?

 

Yes...David Tennant...count me in!!!!!! I've always wanted him to say to me in a sweet tender voice, "It really is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside" (common phrase that people say when first seeing the TARDIS)

Gcursor

 

Captain Jack? hmm - I *might re-consider. Especially if he shows up, beats the crap out of my attacker, and then carries me away.

[Guest Rich.]

Thanks Seeker630, it's 2am here, and that fantasy will enable me to Touch Wood.

 

OK, I loathe interactive. Spellcheckers, I mean.

 

Nite Guyz.

 

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Richard

[Aaron]

If he was better looking, yes, I would hire him.

[Guest Rich.]

If he was better looking, yes, I would hire him.

 

Who? John Barrowman? Really?!

 

Richard

[seeker630]

...that fantasy will enable me to Touch Wood.

 

 

Very witty. The next mini-series begins in about 4 weeks, I think.

[nate_sf]

His menu of services is creative, gotta hand it to him.

[Decatur Guy]

I certainly wouldn't hire him for the knife fantasy the first time. Based on the testimonials, he does seem to stick to the pre-arranged scenarios.

[EZEtoGRU]

I also would not be interested in the knife or rape scenes. I am attracted to the scene where he walks into your house or apartment and pulls his pants off and expects you to suck him. No words spoken. To me that is exciting. However, I don't think I would hire this guy to do it because I don't think he is very hot looking (from what one can tell). Looks like he has a beer gut........no thanks!

 

The testimonials, if they are to be believed, appear quite positive.