+ azdr0710 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 (edited) more of the latest from The Onion........(not to be taken seriously) https://www.theonion.com/black-man-shot-by-police-after-matching-description-for-1842775722 https://www.theonion.com/walgreens-introduces-new-dumbass-only-shopping-hours-fo-1842779060 https://local.theonion.com/coronavirus-forces-landlord-to-cut-back-on-taking-care-1842458722 https://local.theonion.com/exhausting-every-other-way-to-pass-time-couple-begins-1842735158 Edited April 11, 2020 by azdr0710 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ poolboy48220 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 One of my favorite Onion articles was from back in the time of Iran resisting UN inspections of their nuclear plants. They did a whole story about Willy Wonka resisting UN inspections of his chocolate factory, complete with lots of puns based off the 60's Gene Wilder movie. https://www.theonion.com/u-n-orders-wonka-to-submit-to-chocolate-factory-inspec-1819566719 + azdr0710 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ pepa_e_mango Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 (edited) Star Mark unread Leave [uSER=4509] [/uSER] @Gar1eth Regent Today at 3:38 PM Pepa-I'm not sure it's in the spirit of the thread. This thread is for light-hearted things. More like jokes. If you are trying to make a political sarcastic statement-there is a joke section under the Politics Section. Gman In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power, The Great Gazoo is always right!!!! Quote Reply Report [uSER=11174] [/uSER] @pepa_e_mango Master Today at 4:00 PM I think it's pretty damn funny! Quote Reply Edited April 12, 2020 by pepa_e_mango Kevin Slater 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Gman rvwnsd and BabyBoomer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveOrDavid Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 + MakeMeCowboy and beachboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ tassojunior Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 [MEDIA=reddit]gifs/comments/g0khuc[/MEDIA] DaveOrDavid and prof 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ tassojunior Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2817779365002371&id=100003110054606 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 + BlueSky, DaveOrDavid, Kevin Slater and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 serious topic, but funny headline.....I hope the 14 cars recover....... https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/chicago-highway-crash-involves-nearly-60-cars-14-brought-hospitals-n1184186 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Some humor, courtesy of The New Yorker. + g56whiz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Gman Nakedinpa and + Oliver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+ Gar1eth Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Ok I know this should be obvious. But just to make sure I'm understanding it-we, as in the United States, are in the sunshine with the Canadians being in the ?? Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Ok I know this should be obvious. But just to make sure I'm understanding it-we, as in the United States, are in the sunshine with the Canadians being in the ?? Gman Yes, Canada's reputation is as the Icy Kingdom of the North... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+ honcho Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 (below) Ok I know this should be obvious. But just to make sure I'm understanding it-we, as in the United States, are in the sunshine with the Canadians being in the ??Gman Yes, Canada's reputation is as the Icy Kingdom of the North... But for much of the day, wouldn't the sun be somewhat low in the sky, so that we are looking at the north side of the houses, in which case, wouldn't it be the canadians who are in the sunlight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ FreshFluff Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 (edited) Edited April 19, 2020 by FreshFluff + BlueSky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ tassojunior Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 https://www.telegraphlocal.com/2020/03/17/worlds-dumbest-criminals-gun-used-to-rob-far-south-side-hot-dog-stand-misfires-hitting-robber/?fbclid=IwAR1vXpWMXS-_-TyPXdBIt5sKw-Yq1Co8Xuefxf7LH0NvJEzttCvTc6ZXUfs Gun used to rob far South Side hot dog stand misfires, hitting robber in penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Q: What’s the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? (Scroll down for answer.) A: People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do. Kevin Slater mike carey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DaveOrDavid Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Q: What’s the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? (Scroll down for answer.) A: People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do. Kevin Slater lol Lol LOL .... after circling back to this *multiple* times, I FINALLY understand :D Kevin Slater 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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