Nick Gruber or Benjamin Nicholas?

[robberbaron4u]

59 minutes ago, BenjaminNicholas said:

Is there option for those cocktails at the Polo Lounge in the Beverly Hills Hotel?

I like their patio better and I don't have to be in Palm Beach.

As with the old Bayou Bar of the Pontchartrain Hotel at New Orleans, the Polo Lounge of the Colony is in "a class all its own"; sadly, the new owners are undertaking to "update" the ambience of the place. Oh, for the days of Senora Baptista cha cha chaing across the dance floor with the Duke of Windsor...

[+ azdr0710]

never mind Nick or Benjamin!....how about that dark-haired cop in the background!.....(this is apparently Nick at some 2019 court case he was involved in)

[guru68]

16 minutes ago, azdr0710 said:

never mind Nick or Benjamin!....how about that dark-haired cop in the background!.....(this is apparently Nick at some 2019 court case he was involved in)

 

That guy looks like he has plans for Nick.

[+ MakeMeCowboy]

Benjamin Nicholas!!  I just need to get to San Antonio...

[+ robear]

Top, bottom, whatever we'd work it out.  I want a meetup with BN to explore those legendary pits of his ...

 

[Lazarus]

Is drinking bleach an option? 

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

10 minutes ago, Lazarus said:

Is drinking bleach an option? 

For you, always 

[Luv2play]

6 hours ago, robberbaron4u said:

As with the old Bayou Bar of the Pontchartrain Hotel at New Orleans, the Polo Lounge of the Colony is in "a class all its own"; sadly, the new owners are undertaking to "update" the ambience of the place. Oh, for the days of Senora Baptista cha cha chaing across the dance floor with the Duke of Windsor...

God. Are you that old. Lol. 

[robberbaron4u]

29 minutes ago, Luv2play said:

God. Are you that old. Lol. 

Yes, my good man, I am that old. . .but in my "day" I was "hot stuff"; indeed, Mary Pickford complimented me on my beautiful, brown "doe eyes". Now, I have lost my ash blonde locks as an old parrot motes feather, but, I yet possess a svelte figure, all of my teeth, a small, respectacle fortune that serves to meet my needs and follies, and, being practical in my personal and professional life, I know how to work the "Old Gentleman" angle of life to my advantage. When my time comes, hook me up to a five gallon drum of morphine and give the tap a full turn; if there is a recording of "Going Home" that will do for mood music as I take my leave from the stage of life with a song in my heart and a smile on my lips. 

[CuriousByNature]

24 minutes ago, robberbaron4u said:

Yes, my good man, I am that old. . .but in my "day" I was "hot stuff"; indeed, Mary Pickford complimented me on my beautiful, brown "doe eyes". Now, I have lost my ash blonde locks as an old parrot motes feather, but, I yet possess a svelte figure, all of my teeth, a small, respectacle fortune that serves to meet my needs and follies, and, being practical in my personal and professional life, I know how to work the "Old Gentleman" angle of life to my advantage. When my time comes, hook me up to a five gallon drum of morphine and give the tap a full turn; if there is a recording of "Going Home" that will do for mood music as I take my leave from the stage of life with a song in my heart and a smile on my lips. 

Hey - Ms. Pickford only died in 1979, so you may not be as old as you would have us believe.  Now, if you told us Sarah Bernhardt had paid you that compliment...   😉

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

1 hour ago, robberbaron4u said:

Yes, my good man, I am that old. . .but in my "day" I was "hot stuff"; indeed, Mary Pickford complimented me on my beautiful, brown "doe eyes". Now, I have lost my ash blonde locks as an old parrot motes feather, but, I yet possess a svelte figure, all of my teeth, a small, respectacle fortune that serves to meet my needs and follies, and, being practical in my personal and professional life, I know how to work the "Old Gentleman" angle of life to my advantage. When my time comes, hook me up to a five gallon drum of morphine and give the tap a full turn; if there is a recording of "Going Home" that will do for mood music as I take my leave from the stage of life with a song in my heart and a smile on my lips. 

But do you remember when gay porn was still silent, before they went to 'talkies?'

[guru68]

2 minutes ago, BenjaminNicholas said:

But do you remember when gay porn was still silent, before they went to 'talkies?'

Silent!Chaturbate made Ohmibod and such hilarious.

[CuriousByNature]

23 minutes ago, BenjaminNicholas said:

But do you remember when gay porn was still silent, before they went to 'talkies?'

Are you thinking of the films of Douglas Flairbanks and Ben-dover Turpin? Or maybe the slapdick comedies of Laurel and Hard-on?

[robberbaron4u]

34 minutes ago, BenjaminNicholas said:

But do you remember when gay porn was still silent, before they went to 'talkies?'

Flavio had no need to talk. Merely contemplating him in his physical beauty as he took the sun by the pool at The Colony served to suffice. . .a decade, tempus does indeed fugit. 

[robberbaron4u]

1 hour ago, CuriousByNature said:

Hey - Ms. Pickford only died in 1979, so you may not be as old as you would have us believe.  Now, if you told us Sarah Bernhardt had paid you that compliment...   😉

A story of Miss Pickford, Buddy Rogers, The Pontchartrain Hotel and low wattage pink light bulbs; too off the track of this posting to recount. . .do not neglect to read my memoir, "I Can't Begin To Tell You"; royalties will benefit The Lost Boys Fund. 

[robberbaron4u]

20 hours ago, azdr0710 said:

never mind Nick or Benjamin!....how about that dark-haired cop in the background!.....(this is apparently Nick at some 2019 court case he was involved in)

Now, now. . .Nick was "right pretty" at one time. Nonetheless, the proverbial "dog" in comparison with Benjamin Nicholas.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

11 hours ago, robberbaron4u said:

Now, now. . .Nick was "right pretty" at one time. Nonetheless, the proverbial "dog" in comparison with Benjamin Nicholas.

No doubt, in his prime he was cute. 

Somehow he never took the advantages he was given and parlayed them into a future. 

[pubic_assistance]

11 hours ago, robberbaron4u said:

Now, now. . .Nick was "right pretty" at one time.

Great body.

But did I understand correctly the face was a result of several cosmetic surgery and dentist visits paid by Mr. Klein ?

Edited February 22, 2023 by pubic_assistance
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[+ BenjaminNicholas]

59 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said:

Great body.

But did I understand correctly the face was a result of several cosmetic surgery and dentist visits paid by Mr. Klein ?

From the looks of it, mostly veneers and accutane.

Perhaps some delivered meals and personal training when he was with CK, but now, notsomuch.

[robberbaron4u]

2 hours ago, BenjaminNicholas said:

From the looks of it, mostly veneers and accutane.

Perhaps some delivered meals and personal training when he was with CK, but now, notsomuch.

Veneers, accutane and the artistry, if you will, of Dr. Mark Warfel.

[+ DynamicUno]

I read this thread and now wonder if it's been enhanced by the use of certain substances... is Party and Post the new PNP?  Can one get a contact high from passively reading this thread?  Why are my hands so big?

@BenjaminNicholaswe can discuss cookware choices but leave the cutlery at home please.

Edited February 22, 2023 by DynamicUno

[robberbaron4u]

6 hours ago, DynamicUno said:

I read this thread and now wonder if it's been enhanced by the use of certain substances... is Party and Post the new PNP?  Can one get a contact high from passively reading this thread?  Why are my hands so big?

@BenjaminNicholaswe can discuss cookware choices but leave the cutlery at home please.

Cognac and Cheez-Its on my part. Given some small diversion from the topic, the thread has served its purpose: given the choice between Nick Gruber and Benjamin Nicholas, BN is the "fairest one of all". I am giving up posting to the forum for Lent and delivering myself into the hands of an aging one-time escort that I have lusted after for a decade for a month's sojourn at San Miguel Allende. I pray that there is a spa in Purgatory. Be careful out there, Gentlemen. God bless and keep us all. Until Easter then, RB4U.

[Tonyko]

Confused.  Is NICK actually running an Ad??

[BtmBearDad]

This is why I enjoy these forums! Where else would a thread asking one’s choice between a washed up, gay4pay, former boytoy with, one can kindly say, “issues”, and a provider with the charm, wit, intelligence, and physical blessings such as Mr Nicholas (why this was even a question boggles my mind), would wind up including references to Mary Pickford, an Elsa Lancaster number, and the Duke of Windsor! An oddly enough, the references all weaved in well to the thread.

I’m half expecting to come back, and read mention of Elsa Maxwell, the fabulous Ann Slater, Jerry Zipkin, and the scandal of Mary Jane Cuddihy dancing on the tables at El Morocco to get Errol Flynn’s attention! 

BBD 

[Todd Jenkins]

I'm confused. .  . 

but, that's easy for me. LOL