Your Ultimate Escort Fantasy If Money Were No Object

[Constantine]

Renting an entire Caribbean island for a month of hedonism and sodomy with a 100 of the world's finest men would be pretty sweet.

[MscleLovr]

46 minutes ago, Quincy_7 said:

an entire Caribbean island for a month

Too many mosquitoes 

[Pd1_jap]

I would rent out Xcaret in Cancun or the Fairmont in Maui then hire the top 1% of gay onlyfans performers. 

Imagine a massive gay orgy, a behometh of bachanalian delights, a festival of toned and tanned flesh overlooking the ocean where dolphins and whales swim by. Fresh fruit served by models garbed in hellenistic fashion adorned with gold and azure blue.

Damn, I'm horny.

[+ sync]

27 minutes ago, Pd1_jap said:

I would rent out Xcaret in Cancun or the Fairmont in Maui then hire the top 1% of gay onlyfans performers. 

Imagine a massive gay orgy, a behometh of bachanalian delights, a festival of toned and tanned flesh overlooking the ocean where dolphins and whales swim by. Fresh fruit served by models garbed in hellenistic fashion adorned with gold and azure blue.

Damn, I'm horny.

The only change I would make is the serving models would not be garbed.  🙂😛

[samhexum]

about a dozen handsome nude muscular men cleaning my apartment until it gleams, then giving the walls a fresh coat of paint.

[+ WilliamM]

20 hours ago, samhexum said:

about a dozen handsome nude muscular men cleaning my apartment until it gleams, then giving the walls a fresh coat of paint.

As long as Ryan Phillippe and Chris Evans are members of the dozen and stay all weekend after the others leave

[Guest]

A fairly wealthy acquaintance of mine discussed the prospect of staying at the very nice hotel ( we talked about the Plaza Athenee in Paris) and stay there for 2 weeks or longer. I would stay there for 2 weeks, and have some of the finest men come in every day, until I got bored. I calculated what that would cost, around 50K -70K euros should cover it.

I'm sure there are wealthy people that do this, its bit out of my league…I can do that for a few days at most.

This would need to be after covid of course, in a city with plenty of talent.  New York, LA , London , Paris , San Francisco, Miami 

Edited October 6, 2021 by jetlow

[Islesguy]

Around the world trip with Gabriel Cross renting posh houses in each location. Also, occasionally bring in a local escort as a third for extra fun.

Anyone have a dying wealthy uncle who wants to help a guy out? 🤣

[jeezifonly]

I want a masseur (or two, for rotation) on retainer to massage me every night (maybe alternate nights) and as money is no object I would also have a houseboy to let him out so I can fall asleep without moving.

[Merboy]

Carter Dane, Darius Ferdynand, and Arad at their physical peaks (but that's saying that Charo is older than she was five years ago, basically these dudes are ALWAYS going to be at their peak).

A foursome of epic proportions.

Taking place in a sweaty hut on a tropical island during a sultry rainstorm with a light sensually scented breeze.

[+ friendofsheila]

On 10/8/2021 at 3:44 AM, Merboy said:

Carter Dane, Darius Ferdynand, and Arad at their physical peaks (but that's saying that Charo is older than she was five years ago, basically these dudes are ALWAYS going to be at their peak).

A foursome of epic proportions.

Taking place in a sweaty hut on a tropical island during a sultry rainstorm with a light sensually scented breeze.

"scented" with mosquito repellent, I hope.

[+ friendofsheila]

On 10/5/2021 at 2:35 PM, samhexum said:

about a dozen handsome nude muscular men cleaning my apartment until it gleams, then giving the walls a fresh coat of paint.

I'd need the floors refinished, too.

[marylander1940]

On 10/8/2021 at 6:44 AM, Merboy said:

Carter Dane, Darius Ferdynand, and Arad at their physical peaks (but that's saying that Charo is older than she was five years ago, basically these dudes are ALWAYS going to be at their peak).

A foursome of epic proportions.

Taking place in a sweaty hut on a tropical island during a sultry rainstorm with a light sensually scented breeze.

Good choice but the 3 of them are well known for their attitude...

They only want clients who look like them. 

[Merboy]

5 hours ago, marylander1940 said:

Good choice but the 3 of them are well known for their attitude...

They only want clients who look like them. 

Then scratch that 🙂

Can you recommend three gorgeous hunks of beefcake for me that aren't total bitches?

[Merboy]

Actually, I revise mine totally, who cares about Carter, Arad, and Darius when you can have the whole fucking football or hockey team at the same time?

So basically I'd do a locker room inspection of every college football and college hockey team in the USA... and I'd make sure that I was really, really, REALLY thorough with ... ah it's late 2:22 a.m. here and I've run out of sexual puns!  aw drats, fellas!

[+ MysticMenace]

I am a fairly simple guy, so if money were no object, I would just enjoy myself in 3 locations

My humble abode in Hawaii...

and my other humble abode in Montana...

having fun with the following men at any time 

...and traveling the world in my humble boat...

...serviced by these men...

 

[+ RJD]

10 hours ago, JoeMendoza said:

I am a fairly simple guy, so if money were no object, I would just enjoy myself in 3 locations

My humble abode in Hawaii...

and my other humble abode in Montana...

having fun with the following men at any time 

...and traveling the world in my humble boat...

...serviced by these men...

 

 

🤣🤣🤣

[+ PapaTony]

An extended European vacation with @nategrimesand @IronMaus, f*ing our way around the continent. 

[+ azdr0710]

a couple or three of my favorite providers and I on an uninhabited island in the Maldives for a couple or three days......cots, a sunshade structure, snorkel gear, a couple coolers full of enough food and beverages, some books, and any other essential stuff all provided by some nearby hotel that is able to arrange all this.....non-residents, evidently, cannot just pull up to an uninhabited island in the Maldives and camp out.....as little clothing as possible required (yup, I'd need to get in shape before this!).......