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Lucky Grand Master

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Since our favorite important New Yorker had chosen the uppity restaurant Daniel on the snooty East Side, I was worried that he wouldn't pick up the bill, but he did, and I was glad that I met the famous Hooville blow hard. In person, he is nothing like his Hooville character. I found him to be charming, witty, and a gracious host. He did indeed know several people at the restaurant, especially a busboy who he kept smiling at. Chef Daniel came to our table, and I was at first impressed that Rock Hard knew him, but it turned out that the chef was going around to all of the tables.

 

I would like to have tried one of the famous deserts, but I didn't want to run the bill up since Rock Hard admitted that he was "in between jobs." But, I was surprised that he had the balls to show up, and I indeed had a good laugh over a lot of the humorous subjects that arose. He doesn't really hate deej, admitting that it was just part of the persona. And I was flattered that he chose to meet with me as his first Hooville invite. Next time lunch will be on me.

 

P.S.- In case you are wondering, Rock Hard once mentioned that he wore a size 38, but I got a quick look at his Levi 501's and the size was a little higher, but nothing in the Richard Griffiths category. But, jeans at Daniel???

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Guest zipperzone

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>P.S.- In case you are wondering, Rock Hard once mentioned that

>he wore a size 38, but I got a quick look at his Levi 501's

>and the size was a little higher, but nothing in the Richard

>Griffiths category. But, jeans at Daniel???

 

Aren't sizes usually marked on the inside of the jeans? How did you manage that?

 

Does that mean you got to see his famous $100 undies?

Guest josephga

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True I have 4prs of 501 and the size is on the lower part of the tag. I wear a 33/34

Cooper Grand Master

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Lucky says: "Please read the *disclaimer in my profile after reading the post."

 

*All comments made by "Lucky" are for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to any person place or entity is purely coincidental.

RockHard Enthusiast

RockHard

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Poor taz-ass.

 

Since it's OBVIOUS that taz-ass is trying to milk that photo on any thread that will provide him attention, I think it's safe to assume that taz-ass finds comfort believing that I'm as ugly as all that. Because if I am THAT ugly in taz's imagination, it's clear his desperate attempt at denial enables him to view his own reflection and ponder his own life without barfing full-throttle.

Guest zipperzone

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>Lucky says: "Please read the *disclaimer in my profile

>after reading the post."

>

>*All comments made by "Lucky" are for

>entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to any person

>place or entity is purely coincidental.

 

Spoken like a true lawyer....

RockHard Enthusiast

RockHard

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RE: Lunch with RockHard

 

Well, considering how much I cherish my privacy, I was surprised to find Lucky flashing members of this board so soon after sharing some NYC hometown hospitality. I guess that's the effect I have on some people. Btw, nice use of that new Burberry coat.

 

Since my original offer was cocktails at Daniel, who knew the lonely, cherubic, balding man from the West Coast could guzzle more top shelf petrol than Schwarzenegger's H2. I decided that feeding the guy, no matter what the cost, would be the smartest, most gracious thing a gentleman could do given the circumstances. So after my intended twenty-minute meet-n-greet-and-get-the-fuck-out turned into an extended two-hour Dr. Drew episode of Hooville-Celebrity Rehab with a Dean Martin-sans-cigarette wannabe, I'm greeted with this thread and thinking that a natural fondness for gab and an old Hollywood thirst for Scotch may have blurred the Lucky man's observations a little. So, to set the record straight and sober, I offer this:

 

"I was worried that he wouldn't pick up the bill, but he did"

 

Never worry. I always pick up the bill especially when I do the inviting.

 

"I was glad that I met the famous Hooville blow hard."

 

What? You didn't tell me Isern and Munroe were at Daniel, too.

 

"In person, he is nothing like his Hooville character. I found him to be charming, witty..."

 

Uh, excuse me, am I not charming and witty here?

 

"He did indeed know several people at the restaurant, especially a busboy who he kept smiling at."

 

Ah, yes, Amador. Sweet, sweet Amador. Not just any busboy, mind you, but the very busboy who sued Daniel for discrimination and [a href=http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/31/nyregion/31daniel.html]WON![/a]. He now owns 51% of the restaurant and still doesn't speak a word of French. Btw, I consulted on that deal. I told you I know how to make any talentless fuck a star. And, sweet, sweet Amador, with his huge 12-inch uncut Brazilian cock, ain't no talentless fuck (as you now know).

 

"Chef Daniel came to our table, and I was at first impressed that Rock Hard knew him, but it turned out that the chef was going around to all of the tables."

 

I told you (granted, you had just inhaled your fifth drink) that we we're seated in a special section reserved for "regulars." Every regular has his name assigned to a specific table and Daniel isn't stupid, he knows how to work the regulars, I mean, the room.

 

"I would like to have tried one of the famous deserts, but I didn't want to run the bill up since Rock Hard admitted that he was "in between jobs.""

 

I believe I said I was in between "appointments" with Miramax, United Artists and Paramount (we need to keep the aging Munroe smiling) as that hag, Denise Rich, came by our table to say hello. You excused yourself with a few slurred words nobody understood and the next thing I know you and Amador were heading in the direction of the formerly famous tea room in the former Mayfair Hotel. (Who knew Amador liked cherubic chubettes?) Dessert arrived -- everyone knows I NEVER pass on the dessert course -- and since you clearly chose that famous French delicacy, Roquefort Crumbs Enveloped in Warm Brazilian Foreskin over my Warm Guanaja Chocolate Cuntlant, I knew you weren't coming back anytime soon, so I invited Ms. Rich bitch to sit down with me. She was thrilled, having just come off some East African religious fast. That songwriting leftie with bad hair sure is a nutcase.

 

"I was surprised that he had the balls to show up"

 

Yes, make no mistake, I do have me some balls.

 

"and I indeed had a good laugh over a lot of the humorous subjects that arose."

 

Me too! Laughing sure is fun.

 

"He doesn't really hate deej, admitting that it was just part of the persona."

 

Deej? Who Deej? (Nobody would be stupid enough to bring up such an unattractive subject in such a beautiful space.)

 

"And I was flattered that he chose to meet with me as his first Hooville invite. Next time lunch will be on me."

 

My mother always used to say, "If someone brings you a plate with goodies on it you must return the plate with goodies on it."

 

"In case you are wondering, Rock Hard once mentioned that he wore a size 38, but I got a quick look at his Levi 501's and the size was a little higher, but nothing in the Richard Griffiths category. But, jeans at Daniel???"

 

I always gain weight around the high holidays, bitch.

 

As for the jeans, they were 115-year-old vintage and they cost me $60,000 on eBay. Sure, I told the press I was a Japanese collector to throw their sniffing dogs off my scent. So, darling, when you spend $60,000 on a pair of Levi's, you can wear them ANYWHERE, even at a lovely lunch with the MC QUEEN (recently coronated as the one with the most posts). Getting out is a good way to combat loneliness. You should visit me more often.

Lookin Grand Master

Lookin

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RE: Lunch with RockHard

 

Thanks for the great thread. You guys are funny!

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Algrt.jpg

............The Vicious Circle, ca. 1925

purplekow Grand Master

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RE: Lunch with RockHard

 

Reports do have Daniel coming to an agreement with his staff for about $100,000 barely enough to buy a pair of jeans on E bay let alone buy 51% of his restaurant.

Lookin Grand Master

Lookin

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http://www.frieze.com/images/blog/WJ_06-013dweb.jpg

The Tea Room in the former Mayfair Hotel

 

http://storage.canalblog.com/43/42/180464/20096170_p.jpg

Aged Roquefort Cheese

RockHard Enthusiast

RockHard

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RE: Lunch with RockHard

 

See how alcohol can soften the focus. Amador looks like this but with a little more Brazilian spice (and foreskin):

 

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3195/3046032777_555f3b5ace_o.jpg

 

And how about these new [a href=http://walterkurtz.com/leo.html]Walter Kurtz[/a] images of Leo Giamani? Leo takes the Baldwin pout to a whole new level. Sure was hard to find a sample without that obnoxious watermark but I guess Walter wants his own piece of the attention. And why not, these images are a killer for global warming. Sure wish Steven Draker would produce something as hot and sexy. See what you can do with one light, no clothes, and that Rafael Alencar yellow filter.

Lucky Grand Master

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Lunch with Rock Hard already has 100 views. who said he wasn't an interesting guy if so many want to read about lunch with him. I guess I can now reveal that he is not a big tipper...but he did slip the busboy a five.

Rick Munroe Mentor

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>Sure wish Steven Draker would produce

>something as hot and sexy.

 

And yet, he's doing quite well with the pics he has. Maybe he doesn't need to please Rockhard to please other men. :p

Guest Wetnwildbear

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>I guess I can now reveal that he is not a big

>tipper...but he did slip the busboy a five.

 

 

Inches???

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