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Posted (edited)

Previously used "Tanner Turner" as his listing name....

 

Cleaned a lotta plates in Memphis.

Pumped a lotta tane down in New Oleanz.

But I nevuh saw the good side of the city.

Til I hitched a ride with a Mormon boy queen.

 

Big wheels keep on turnin.

Proud Mary keep on churnin...

Edited by Leyte2019
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Damn, based on the kids rentmen ad and his short online videos I just might have to make a quick trip to Salt Lake.

 

Me too! I'm fully vaccinated now and I'm ready for a weekend trip! Checking flights to SLC! :p

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Yep, one of my favorite fantasy scenarios: Cute, straight acting Mormon boy, going a little....well a lotta.....you know......Those beautiful blue eyes. The knock on the door. "Hello, I'm Elder Conrad. Can we come in and tell you about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?" Why, yes. Come in. We'll go wild. We'll have a coke. With Caffine. And you can show me how that funny underwear you wear works.

 

A boy can dream.........

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This has got to be the funniest provider name I ever saw. I would have paid for the laugh if he hadn't already delivered the punchline.

Edited by DrownedBoy
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