Never Have I Ever

[Redwine56]

There isn’t much that @jeezifonly has NEVER done. Specificity required. (Forgot to include the trapeze.)

But what is it with Wednesdays? That's our traditional "Hump Day". Is that Laundry Day or something like that? OR now that you've mentioned, maybe that's the day you take a ride on the trapeze?

[jeezifonly]

Ah, shit - I didn't read all the way.

 

His name was Cliff and it was under the seafood counter at the Jewel on Division Street. Not the one at Clark. The one that used to be a Dominick's.

But what is it with Wednesdays? That's our traditional "Hump Day". Is that Laundry Day or something like that? OR now that you've mentioned, maybe that's the day you take a ride on the trapeze?

Really. Any...

[Islesguy]

Never have I ever been drunk. I tried a couple of times but nope, I’ve never been drunk before.

One caveat on this for me. The only time I have ever been drunk is a night I was served two large cannoli for dessert in a hotel restaurant that I didn't realize had liquor in them. I love cannoli so I scarfed them down. I was fairly young (early 20s) and wasn't much of a drinker at the time. I remember having to hold the wall as I walked back to my room. The headache the next morning was unbearable. That when I realized I was drunk the night before. Not a feeling I ever wanted again.

[muscmtl]

Wore a comdom

[+ Cash4Trash]

Never have I ever been in an American jail.

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I ever been in an American jail.

 

I feel like I have to explain myself here. I was not incarcerated. I visited a regional jail for my capstone project in college on how to reduce jail recidivism among individuals with mental health conditions.

[+ FrankR]

Never have I ever been in an American jail.

So you’ve been in a foreign jail?? ?

[+ Charlie]

Never have I ever been in an American jail.

"Been in" is ambiguous. When I was a child, I went with my father to Sing Sing to pick up a neighbor who was being released.

[+ FrankR]

"Been in" is ambiguous. When I was a child, I went with my father to Sing Sing to pick up a neighbor who was being released.

“I’ve been to jail” tells me you visited. “I’ve been in jail” tells me you were incarcerated. ?

[Islesguy]

“I’ve been to jail” tells me you visited. “I’ve been in jail” tells me you were incarcerated. ?

That the same thing some people say about people who have cruised "to Alaska" that they haven't been "in Alaska."

[+ MysticMenace]

That the same thing some people say about people who have cruised "to Alaska" that they haven't been "in Alaska."

 

This Alaska?

[Islesguy]

This Alaska?

Lol, no the state. I haven't seen even one episode of "Drag Race"

[+ MysticMenace]

Lol, no the state. I haven't seen even one episode of "Drag Race"

 

Oh no, it's a great show! And I would have clicked on "like" if you had said never have you ever seen RPDR. Lol.

[Islesguy]

Oh no, it's a great show! And I would have clicked on "like" if you had said never have you ever seen RPDR. Lol.

Damn, I totally missed that. Lol

[+ Cash4Trash]

So you’ve been in a foreign jail?? ?

Time to come clean - was walking to a hotel in Reynosa, Mexico with a friend late at night and was arrested because I looked like I was going to start a riot. $40.00 later I was free to go.

[+ FrankR]

Time to come clean - was walking to a hotel in Reynosa, Mexico with a friend late at night and was arrested because I looked like I was going to start a riot. $40.00 later I was free to go.

You rebel, you!

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I ever had a free hookup with someone in public areas (e.g., cruising spots, bars) or from online dating (e.g., Match, Tinder) and hookup (e.g., Grindr, Scruff) apps.

Edited November 6, 2020 by JoeMendoza

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I ever made a guy cry.

[+ SundayZip]

Given or received a blowjob in a public bathroom.

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I ever had more than 5 unique dicks in any of my orifices within a 48-hour period.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Accidently left porn (not erotic art) out in my residence where visitors have seen it.

[+ MysticMenace]

Accidently left porn (not erotic art) out in my residence where visitors have seen it.

 

I can't click like on this since I do not have physical evidence of porn (though I still don't invite a lot of visitors coz my recently purchased sex toys are everywhere), but I feel like the reactions from your visitors post-discovery of said porn should be detailed on another thread (or here is perfectly fine too). ?

[phildallas]

Never have I ever voted for a republican presidential candidate.

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I ever had someone or some group of guys use me as a cum dump. (yet, lol)

[+ poolboy48220]

Accidently left porn (not erotic art) out in my residence where visitors have seen it.

I had the family over for dinner and the young niece & nephew were playing hide and seek. My niece hid under my bed and I'm pretty sure she saw a dildo.