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  1. “We’re having leftovers,” Tom said reservedly. Kevin Slater
  2. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." Kevin Slater
  3. “I don’t have a six pack,” Tom said abnormally. Kevin Slater
  4. “We’re both MDs,” Tom said paradoxically. Kevin Slater
  5. “Screw her close-fitting, waist-length, sleeveless garment,” Tom said effervescently. Kevin Slater
  6. “Lemons are my second favorite fruit,” Tom said sublimely. Kevin Slater
  7. “It’s 100% factual,” Tom said altruistically. Kevin Slater
  8. “We’re a couple of math geeks,” Tom said, paranoid. Kevin Slater
  9. “The deceased still had her hymen,” Tom said divergently. Kevin Slater
  10. The only appropriate attire for Rheingold is a noose. Kevin Slater
  11. Yes. Kevin Slater
  12. “Hand me the colander,” Tom said passively. Kevin Slater
  13. “I think he shortchanged me,” Tom recounted. Kevin Slater
  14. “I didn’t know it was illegal,” Tom thought aloud. Kevin Slater
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  16. “I like pot,” Tom said bluntly. Kevin Slater
  17. “I’ve done British commercials,” Tom said inadvertently. Kevin Slater
  18. “Caitlyn is never on time,” Tom translated. Kevin Slater
  19. “Mr. Nicolson, you never be on time,” Tom ejaculated. Kevin Slater
  20. “Bea Arthur was never on time,” Tom modulated. Kevin Slater
  21. A friend once asked me where Nota Republic was. Kevin Slater
  22. “I want to cast Ms. Shire again,” Tom retaliated. Kevin Slater
  23. “I hired the actresses,” Tom broadcast. Kevin Slater
  24. “I just fucked a redheaded orphan,” Tom said animatedly. Kevin Slater
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