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  1. “It’s 100% factual,” Tom said altruistically. Kevin Slater
  2. “We’re a couple of math geeks,” Tom said, paranoid. Kevin Slater
  3. “The deceased still had her hymen,” Tom said divergently. Kevin Slater
  4. The only appropriate attire for Rheingold is a noose. Kevin Slater
  5. Yes. Kevin Slater
  6. “Hand me the colander,” Tom said passively. Kevin Slater
  7. “I think he shortchanged me,” Tom recounted. Kevin Slater
  8. “I didn’t know it was illegal,” Tom thought aloud. Kevin Slater
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  10. “I like pot,” Tom said bluntly. Kevin Slater
  11. “I’ve done British commercials,” Tom said inadvertently. Kevin Slater
  12. “Caitlyn is never on time,” Tom translated. Kevin Slater
  13. “Mr. Nicolson, you never be on time,” Tom ejaculated. Kevin Slater
  14. “Bea Arthur was never on time,” Tom modulated. Kevin Slater
  15. A friend once asked me where Nota Republic was. Kevin Slater
  16. “I want to cast Ms. Shire again,” Tom retaliated. Kevin Slater
  17. “I hired the actresses,” Tom broadcast. Kevin Slater
  18. “I just fucked a redheaded orphan,” Tom said animatedly. Kevin Slater
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  20. “I’m in charge of transportation,” Scotty beamed. Kevin Slater
  21. Except that came clean is a synonym for said. Came cleanly is not. Kevin Slater
  22. “I have retrograde ejaculation,” Tom came clean. Kevin Slater
  23. “Sticking things down my urethra makes it sore,” Tom sounded irritated. Kevin Slater
  24. “I have flexible thumbs,” Tom articulated. Kevin Slater
  25. “I can’t stand stringed instruments,” Tom harped. Kevin Slater
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