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Kevin Slater

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  1. “Sticking things down my urethra makes it sore,” Tom sounded irritated. Kevin Slater
  2. “I have flexible thumbs,” Tom articulated. Kevin Slater
  3. “I can’t stand stringed instruments,” Tom harped. Kevin Slater
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  5. “I hit the key next to the Z,” Tom expressed. Kevin Slater
  6. “I had a lobotomy,” Tom said openmindedly. Kevin Slater
  7. Perfect. Kevin Slater
  8. “It didn’t freeze,” Tom noticed. Kevin Slater
  9. “It’s on mute,” Tom sounded off. Kevin Slater
  10. “We have as much right to eat at Woolworth's as you do,” Tom counterclaimed. Kevin Slater
  11. “She had another calf,” Tom revealed. Kevin Slater
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  13. “Should we suppress this revolution?” Tom deliberated. Kevin Slater
  14. “Would you please hand me that cable?” Tom asked coaxingly. Kevin Slater
  15. “I got a rescue dog,” Tom expounded. Kevin Slater
  16. “Jesus died for your sins,” Tom said crossly. Kevin Slater
  17. "I was stuck behind a group of orphans," Tom said afterwards. Kevin Slater
  18. “That jailbird is escaping down a ladder,” Tom said condescendingly. Kevin Slater
  19. “I love camping,” Tom said inattentively. Kevin Slater
  20. " ...and you lose a few," said Tom winsomely. Kevin Slater
  21. “Think of a number between seven and nine,” Tom said considerately. Kevin Slater
  22. “He was killed by the Vietcong,” Tom said dynamically. Kevin Slater
  23. "I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner," said Tom succinctly. Kevin Slater
  24. Worked with him within the last two months. He's looking great. Kevin Slater
  25. “I forgot to bring flowers,” Tom said lackadaisically. Kevin Slater
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