Kevin Slater

Every morning, I get an email showing the exterior of the envelopes I'll be receiving that day via USPS. Kevin Slater

Another one. The Muppets Studio is blaming "unacceptable business conduct" for its dismissal of Steve Whitmire as the longtime performer of Kermit the Frog, a firing that created outrage on social media. Is the studio saying they fired the guy because he engaged in unacceptable conduct, or that the studio's firing of the guy was unacceptable? Kevin Slater

Another one from today's Times: Dr. Bello could treat patients and prescribe medication, as long as other doctors were looking over his shoulder, and only at Bronx-Lebanon. “Not over there — not in a clinic,” (Dr. Chilimuri) said for emphasis, pointing out the hospital’s doors. Do they mean he indicated the hospital's doors (meaning that Bello couldn't practice in the hospital) or was Chilimuri inside the hospital pointing outside its doors, meaning the hospital is only place Bello could practice? Kevin Slater

You're reaching. Kevin Slater

I'm assuming you'd need a control group as well, yes? Kevin Slater

I predict this will quickly devolve into a conversation about foreskin. Kevin Slater

So far this year, daily revenue is 118% of last year. Kevin Slater

Yeah, I don't think he's the first person to spend $13.4 billion at Whole Foods. Kevin Slater

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Literally. (Which almost never means literally.) Kevin Slater

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Worked with him twice in the last week. Very sexy (better than his pics) and he delivers. Seemed perfectly sharp in person, but I also wasn't involved in the set up either time. Kevin Slater

Yeah, bury those nuts. Heh huh heh huh huh. Kevin Slater

Just to be serious for a moment, never, ever, stick anything glass up your ass, especially a light bulb. Kevin Slater

Ejaculation Frequency??? Once per orgasm. Kevin Slater

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That was a cobweb, not a hymen. Kevin Slater

Worked with him once recently, very impressed. Grab him, you'll have a good time. Kevin Slater

"I'm gonna commit harakiri," Tom said gutlessly. Kevin Slater

Would you be doing your load by hand? Kevin Slater

If you're suggesting drug use, Tony has been clean and sober for something like a decade now. I congratulate that. Also, he quit smoking maybe a year ago. Kevin Slater

I love bondage (especially when combined with e-stim!), but if you're looking for a true pro, perhaps Tom Isern or Sir Tony Bishop would be the way to go. Or one of the various Masters. (Is Master Avery out of the biz? I seem to recall.) Kevin Slater