Kevin Slater
-
Posts
5,373 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
2
Content Type
Forums
Donations
News
Events
Gallery
Everything posted by Kevin Slater
-
“I’m not very good at Swifties,” Tom said. Kevin Slater
-
“He kissed so hard it felt like he was devouring my lips,” Tom mouthed off. Kevin Slater
-
Not for your benefit, then, but less of something that isn't composed of discrete units (less money), fewer of things that are (fewer dollars). Kevin Slater
-
“I’m familiar with the domestic help,” Tom made known. Kevin Slater
-
And then there's the classic SNL skit where Ed Asner tells his replacement “you can’t have too much water in the nuclear reactor”. Kevin Slater
-
“I’m giving you another ticket,” the cop recited. Kevin Slater
-
“I’ll snap your spine,” Tom talked back. Kevin Slater
-
“I’m a prison nurse,” Tom contended. Kevin Slater
-
“I bought more dessert wine,” Tom reported. Kevin Slater
-
"I’ll sue again,” Tom retorted. Kevin Slater
-
Ne'er rated. I actually was kinda proud of this one. Kevin Slater
-
“I don’t use Yelp,” Tom narrated. Kevin Slater
-
He blew up the dirigible. Kevin Slater
-
"Don't cum in me," Tom said anticlimactically. Kevin Slater
-
I am pleased to say that Shelia is a former employee of mine. I cannot say enough good things about her or recommend her too highly. You sure don’t see performance like hers often. I would urge you to waste no time in making her an offer of employment. Kevin Slater
-
"I bought something to put my canvas on,” Tom said easily. Kevin Slater
-
I bumped into my ex, and I was all over him. Kevin Slater
- 46 replies
-
- 11
-
-
“Handwriting is easy to erase,” Tom described. Kevin Slater
-
It's not one of my stronger entries. Hiking in the nude would cause one to get ticks. I'm glad you asked. Kevin Slater
-
“I like hiking in the nude,” Tom said caustically. Kevin Slater
-
“I was born for the KKK,” Tom said clandestinely. Kevin Slater
-
“You don’t have to do what Mame says,” Tom said defiantly. Kevin Slater
-
“I’ve given up flying,” Tom explained. Kevin Slater
-
“I’m waiting on a baby doctor,” Tom observed. Kevin Slater
-
“We’re having leftovers,” Tom said reservedly. Kevin Slater
