Kevin Slater

True anecdote: Years ago I was taking a college tour given by this jock/bro type. At one point he goes on this odd tangent saying “my freshman year I lived in this all-male housing, my sophomore year I lived in that all-male housing, and my senior year I lived in some other all-male housing.” Someone asked “what about your junior year?” He says “my junior year I was abroad.” I burst out laughing… Kevin Slater

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Kinda what I always thought: high heels are only for those with wedges. [rimshot] Kevin Slater

Not nearly as rude as they used to be. You'd have loved it back in the day... There is a sauna (across from the showers), but it's not always open. Kevin Slater

Oh, says the woman who can't make an é. If that's not value, I don't know what is! Kevin Slater

If your tablet is an Apple product, simply tap and hold the E and a variety of options will appear. Otherwise, if you want to be extremely anal, you can simply google the character or the word, copy and paste. (That's how I get the ¢ sign.) Kevin Slater

...said the frigid bitch. Kevin Slater

I'm always bad with headlines. I could read this as he's either removing the threat, or making the threat (like dropping a bomb or 'dropping the f word'). But that's probably just me. Kevin Slater

Headline from today's NYT: Trump drops threat of new investigations into Clinton. Kevin Slater

Well I can't possibly come to you, there's a blizzard going on! Kevin Slater

Holy fuck. I didn't even know she was ill. I always really liked her. I'm deeply saddened. Kevin Slater

“I’m not very good at Swifties,” Tom said. Kevin Slater

“He kissed so hard it felt like he was devouring my lips,” Tom mouthed off. Kevin Slater

Not for your benefit, then, but less of something that isn't composed of discrete units (less money), fewer of things that are (fewer dollars). Kevin Slater

“I’m familiar with the domestic help,” Tom made known. Kevin Slater

And then there's the classic SNL skit where Ed Asner tells his replacement “you can’t have too much water in the nuclear reactor”. Kevin Slater

“I’m giving you another ticket,” the cop recited. Kevin Slater

“I’ll snap your spine,” Tom talked back. Kevin Slater

“I’m a prison nurse,” Tom contended. Kevin Slater

“I bought more dessert wine,” Tom reported. Kevin Slater

"I’ll sue again,” Tom retorted. Kevin Slater

Ne'er rated. I actually was kinda proud of this one. Kevin Slater

“I don’t use Yelp,” Tom narrated. Kevin Slater

He blew up the dirigible. Kevin Slater

"Don't cum in me," Tom said anticlimactically. Kevin Slater