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Kevin Slater

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  1. “I’m giving you another ticket,” the cop recited. Kevin Slater
  2. “I’ll snap your spine,” Tom talked back. Kevin Slater
  3. “I’m a prison nurse,” Tom contended. Kevin Slater
  4. “I bought more dessert wine,” Tom reported. Kevin Slater
  5. "I’ll sue again,” Tom retorted. Kevin Slater
  6. Ne'er rated. I actually was kinda proud of this one. Kevin Slater
  7. “I don’t use Yelp,” Tom narrated. Kevin Slater
  8. He blew up the dirigible. Kevin Slater
  9. "Don't cum in me," Tom said anticlimactically. Kevin Slater
  10. I am pleased to say that Shelia is a former employee of mine. I cannot say enough good things about her or recommend her too highly. You sure don’t see performance like hers often. I would urge you to waste no time in making her an offer of employment. Kevin Slater
  11. "I bought something to put my canvas on,” Tom said easily. Kevin Slater
  12. I bumped into my ex, and I was all over him. Kevin Slater
  13. “Handwriting is easy to erase,” Tom described. Kevin Slater
  14. It's not one of my stronger entries. Hiking in the nude would cause one to get ticks. I'm glad you asked. Kevin Slater
  15. “I like hiking in the nude,” Tom said caustically. Kevin Slater
  16. “I was born for the KKK,” Tom said clandestinely. Kevin Slater
  17. “You don’t have to do what Mame says,” Tom said defiantly. Kevin Slater
  18. “I’ve given up flying,” Tom explained. Kevin Slater
  19. “I’m waiting on a baby doctor,” Tom observed. Kevin Slater
  20. “We’re having leftovers,” Tom said reservedly. Kevin Slater
  21. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." Kevin Slater
  22. “I don’t have a six pack,” Tom said abnormally. Kevin Slater
  23. “We’re both MDs,” Tom said paradoxically. Kevin Slater
  24. “Screw her close-fitting, waist-length, sleeveless garment,” Tom said effervescently. Kevin Slater
  25. “Lemons are my second favorite fruit,” Tom said sublimely. Kevin Slater
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