Kevin Slater

From the Twitterverse: My best advice to newlyweds: shave your balls from day 1. That way, in 10yrs when you want to see a hooker, you wont raise eyebrows Kevin Slater

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Jesus Christ. He should have been shot dead. Kevin Slater

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I'm not saying you're a whore... I just think it's odd that whenever you eat a hot dog, you put your hand behind your head. Kevin Slater

Dying patient: "I just want to live long enough to see my grandson graduate from college." Doctor (thinking it might be possible since it is June) "When does he graduate?" Patient: "Well, he starts kindergarten next year."

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. Kevin Slater

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the damned ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here." Kevin Slater

Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak. Kevin Slater

Yup, that's he. I suspect the previous link went dead when he upgraded from a classic ad to a gold ad. Kevin Slater

A younger friend of mine just referred to something having been made up "out of whole cloth". Glad to see some youngun's still participate. Kevin Slater

Or calling "long distance" for that matter. Kevin Slater

He's a close (platonic) friend of mine. He used to escort here in NYC a while back but moved away and asked that his (favorable) reviews be pulled down. He would occasionally work in NYC and folks who saw him in that time may well have met with him at my place. Now he's back in his own place in the east 20s and escorting full time. Most his clients tend to see him again. Kevin Slater

I didn't much like the first episode, either. It got better (for me), but the self-absorbed children are still big in the show. Kevin Slater

Anyone else watching Transparent? It's a darkish comedy made by Amazon and apparently only available to Amazon Prime subscribers (or those who borrow a password), about a sixty somethingish man (Jeffrey Tambor from Arrested Development) transitioning to be a woman and his three selfish adult children. I'm two thirds into the first season (all episodes were released at once to facilitate binge viewing) and enjoying it. Kevin Slater

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Kevin Slater

A man comes home with a duck tucked under his arm and says "this is the pig I've been fucking." His wife says "that's not a pig, it's a duck." He says "I wasn't talking to you." Kevin Slater

Often mistaken. Goy here. Kevin Slater

My favorite porn vignette is in Pizza Boy: He Delivers, where the supposed delivery guy picks up the pizza box, turns it on its side and tucks it under his arm. I don't know what happens after that, as I've usually shot my wad by that point. [Admin note: Sorry Kevin, there's a hardon in that image.] Kevin Slater

From Daddy: http://www.companyofmen.org/showthread.php?77841-Searching-the-Reviews Kevin Slater

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair. Kevin Slater

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." Which one does he decide to marry? The one with the biggest tits. Kevin Slater

It's difficult to apply a discrete set of logic to a complex legacy such as Social Security-- no one party sat down, thought it out, and came up with the system. That being said, I'd guess that one reason might be that Social Security is commonly viewed as a forced savings plan: government takes from your wages and gives that money back to you in your golden years. Presumably, after your first ~$110k, you can be trusted to invest the rest of your own dollars. Social Security is merely insuring a safety net, not your complete retirement plan. That only earned income (wages) is taxed and unearned income (dividends, interest, capital gains) is not might support that interpretation. Personally, I'd rather Big Brother get the hell out of my retirement planning, but that's just one of many political views that would make me unelectable. Kevin Slater

There is no maximum contribution limit (or cap) for Medicare. Only Social Security is capped at $110,100. Kevin Slater