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Kevin Slater

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  1. Literally. (Which almost never means literally.) Kevin Slater
  2. covfefe Kevin Slater
  3. Report back. Kevin Slater
  4. Ditto. Kevin Slater
  5. Worked with him twice in the last week. Very sexy (better than his pics) and he delivers. Seemed perfectly sharp in person, but I also wasn't involved in the set up either time. Kevin Slater
  6. Yeah, bury those nuts. Heh huh heh huh huh. Kevin Slater
  7. Just to be serious for a moment, never, ever, stick anything glass up your ass, especially a light bulb. Kevin Slater
  8. Ejaculation Frequency??? Once per orgasm. Kevin Slater
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  10. Wait, I'm sorry. What??? Kevin Slater
  11. That was a cobweb, not a hymen. Kevin Slater
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    TysonW

    Worked with him once recently, very impressed. Grab him, you'll have a good time. Kevin Slater
  13. "I'm gonna commit harakiri," Tom said gutlessly. Kevin Slater
  14. Would you be doing your load by hand? Kevin Slater
  15. If you're suggesting drug use, Tony has been clean and sober for something like a decade now. I congratulate that. Also, he quit smoking maybe a year ago. Kevin Slater
  16. I love bondage (especially when combined with e-stim!), but if you're looking for a true pro, perhaps Tom Isern or Sir Tony Bishop would be the way to go. Or one of the various Masters. (Is Master Avery out of the biz? I seem to recall.) Kevin Slater
  17. "I can count my sex life on one hand." Kevin Slater
  18. In my college years, it seemed like every hookup was accompanied either by Enigma or Enya. I mean like it should have been a checkbox on your manhunt profile (top or bottom, cut or uncut, Enigma or Enya). Kevin Slater
  19. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" Kevin Slater
  20. Me: "I'm not great with couples." Client: "He'll just sit and watch." Like that's an improvement. Kevin Slater
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  22. A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. They are box seats plus airfare and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that it's the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City at 5 PM. Her name is Donna. She'll be the one in the white dress. Kevin Slater
  23. Hole isn't nearly large enough. Kevin Slater
  24. Years ago I wanted to confirm the hype that my rate for insurance through them was indeed the best, so I called one of the biggies for a quote. In the process she asked me through whom I was currently insured. When I said USAA, she said "So why are you calling us? We can't beat them." Made that quick and easy. Kevin Slater
  25. I don't think sex and violence should be marketed together. It's not a message we should be sending to our impressionable youth. http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnw23cUZb71qbjc7fo1_1280.png Kevin Slater
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