The study from Stanford University... found that a computer algorithm could correctly distinguish between gay and straight men 81% of the time, and 74% for women.
I'll put my Stanford degree to use and develop a better algorithm. And here it is. I worked on it for about 46 seconds:
Since reportedly 3.8% of us are gay, my model is correct 96.2% of the time. (My model borrowed the previous study's assumption of binary sexuality.)
Kevin Slater