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What an absolute useless post. I can't decide if I dislike the puerile complaining more or the advertising to drive traffic to your rather boring and overly verbose blog.

Or how his actual skills are and not JUST his one body part. 

Yes to all of the above.
I would say the massages are "tourist massages" or "wyt lady massages" ie lavendar scented light to medium pressure rub downs with a very high price tag ($120ish before tip).  Is it worth it? I treat myself on vacation but I wouldn't pay that at home for a mediocre rub down. They are mostly female, but there are male masseurs too. I don't think any masseur would risk his job even for a good tip. Many of these cruise lines use foreign labor and this is big money for them. If they were cuaght they'd be bounced off the boat and lose their reference.
As for cruisy areas - these ships are VERY cameraed in public areas and they take a hard line with any public sexual activity. I would strong advise caution. Has it happened in a men's restroom stall.. sure. But if you were caught you're not just kicked outta the rest room you could be kicked off the boat. I've had a lot of fun with other passengers in the privacy of my own room.

I finally got to try the place and I was quite impressed by it. Well lit, spotlessly clean and sparkling new, the spa is above the standard of other men’s spa I have been to.
Definitely going back soon.

Wow. This has really devolved into a mean girls thread. 
"He's over 40? No wonder I dry heaved."
Do better. J effin C

Wow. This has really devolved into a mean girls thread. 
"He's over 40? No wonder I dry heaved."
Do better. J effin C

Wow. This has really devolved into a mean girls thread. 
"He's over 40? No wonder I dry heaved."
Do better. J effin C

I also read it went Co-ed and no more hanky-panky.  Last time I was there in January it was packed, so I don't know why they need to cram more people in. I'll pass - Too many better options.
 

I'm heading there for Thanksgiving. Thanks for the tips. I can't wait 

I'm heading there for Thanksgiving. Thanks for the tips. I can't wait 

There are more than enough posts and threads about New Paradise being therapeutic only and that the management is very adverse to anything else. Aren't the real clowns the one who go in expecting more and then blaming anyone but themselves when it doesn't happen.
There's a robust search function on this forum for a reason! 
 

I'll be in Puerto Vallarta for three weeks this Christmas.  Right now is still PV's slow/hot season, so not every bar/strip club/venue will be open.  Busy season starts week of Thanksgiving.
There's a new bar opened this year called STUDS.  It's a Bear/Leather bar.  It's in Zona Romantica, but it's not on the same block as most of the other gay bars.  If bears/leather is your scene, be sure to check it out.
For strip clubs, Club 69 is my favorite.  It's next door to Wet dreams, another gay strip club, but Club 69 is better.  There's also Anthropology gay strip club, it's one block north of Zona Romantica.  Pervert, a 4th gay strip club, probably won't be open until busy season.
If you're there on a Friday, book PV Delice Party Cruise.  It's about $140 US.  It's a day of snorkeling, lunch, clothing optional beach, and sexy games with the crew on a party boat.
As for the pool party at Casa Cupula, I'm sad to say it's gone co-ed on Saturdays and Sundays.  The new term is "inclusive", which means pay your $$$ but keep your clothes on and no hanky panky.  Time and money would be better spent on the beach near Blue Chairs.  Friday pool parties at Casa Cupula are still clothing optional men only, a decent alternative if you arrive too late to book a PV Delice Party Cruise.  For Sunday afternoons, Beers Burgers Boys at Hotel Mercurio is fun.
Amarilla Villas isn't offering men-only days yet, but they said they will bring that back during their busy winter season.
Check out Palm Cabaret and Incanto for English gay entertainment.  There are a few shows performing now, and more will arrive soon as the month progresses.
Sauna Spartacus is open again.  It's a multi-story bathhouse with open roof deck.  They offer massages.  For a cheap price, you get a sure thing.
Plus half of the massage parlors in Zona Romantica can offer happy ending.  On Grindr, pretty much everyone with Massage or massage icon on their profile title  is available for hire.  Expect about $1000-$1500 pesos for a massage or $3000 pesos for escort found via Grindr.  RentMen guys will charge $4000-$5000 pesos.
Have fun!

Again seems lie an advertisement not a recommendation

Wow. This has really devolved into a mean girls thread. 
"He's over 40? No wonder I dry heaved."
Do better. J effin C

Wow. This has really devolved into a mean girls thread. 
"He's over 40? No wonder I dry heaved."
Do better. J effin C

Wow. This has really devolved into a mean girls thread. 
"He's over 40? No wonder I dry heaved."
Do better. J effin C

Wow. This has really devolved into a mean girls thread. 
"He's over 40? No wonder I dry heaved."
Do better. J effin C

I am sorry this situation happened 
The main reason is that there is too much appointment each day.  And the pic attached is a sample about our daily record and appointment paper.  ( the day haven’t finished when I took the picture, which means the paper could be more messy 😕)
Not every one can read clear about it especially for new joined guy 
we ve tried many other ways to improve it. Like Excel in computer. But that requires every one be familiar with computer but unfortunately not everyone of us is. 
this situation may changes in HK MEN because yura will be the manager without taking any clients. I believe a professional manager is  the best solution. 
at last ,  we have policies about if the mistakes are made by us. We usually send 30 -60 mins free session according to the damage of the mistake.  If our staff didn’t offer you. Please don’t hesitate to ask.  
And apologies again. 

re-upping this for any changes or updates......thanks
 
the current master list:
https://clubxroom.com/ Springfield, MA
https://www.yelp.com/biz/real-luck-cafe-pittsburgh Pittsburgh, PA
http://www.dickscabaret.com/ Phoenix, AZ
https://www.silveradopdx.com/ Portland, OR
https://www.stagportland.com/ Portland, OR
https://www.fuzzynavels.com/   Portland, OR
 
and on varying days (join email list):
Buffboyzzentertainment@gmail.com or
usaboyzzentertainment@gmail.com West Babylon, NY, New York, NY, Philadelphia, PA
 
the conventions are full male nudity in the main "public" area of a US "venue" (club, bar, private space) at least once a week....check with the specific spot for days of the week and hours......

I was there a few weeks ago and I'd say it's TSMS 2.0. Nice and clean and I think Jimmy runs a good business. My massage delivered as always. Very happy. I will go back.

No. Just. No.

I went on a gay cruise in Puerto Vallarta....PV Delice.  While on the beach, I asked the guide if any of the employees/models were available for 1 on 1 time.  He sent over a tall stud who led me up the rocks to a secluded abandoned house.  There, I sucked multiple loads out of him.  He probably came about 6 times.  Although each load was getting smaller and smaller, they were still each among the biggest loads I've ever seen!  Several went on my face, and several down my throat.  Loved it!
I'm booking the cruise again when I go back in December

There are more than enough posts and threads about New Paradise being therapeutic only and that the management is very adverse to anything else. Aren't the real clowns the one who go in expecting more and then blaming anyone but themselves when it doesn't happen.
There's a robust search function on this forum for a reason! 
 

There are more than enough posts and threads about New Paradise being therapeutic only and that the management is very adverse to anything else. Aren't the real clowns the one who go in expecting more and then blaming anyone but themselves when it doesn't happen.
There's a robust search function on this forum for a reason! 
 

There are more than enough posts and threads about New Paradise being therapeutic only and that the management is very adverse to anything else. Aren't the real clowns the one who go in expecting more and then blaming anyone but themselves when it doesn't happen.
There's a robust search function on this forum for a reason!