Todd Jenkins

You are not alone. 
You are called a side.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Side

You are not alone. 
You are called a side.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Side

THIS is the shit that drives me nuts. I bet this guy gets SUPER ANNOYED and says 'you are wasting my time' if you inquire about FUCKING him. 
TOP/BOTTOM/VERSE are descriptors of fucking – not fingers, not tongues, FUCKING!
 

You are not alone. 
You are called a side.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Side

HA! And, that's what I get for typing fast with my fingers on an iPhone. 

You are not alone. 
You are called a side.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Side

You are not alone. 
You are called a side.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Side

THIS is the shit that drives me nuts. I bet this guy gets SUPER ANNOYED and says 'you are wasting my time' if you inquire about FUCKING him. 
TOP/BOTTOM/VERSE are descriptors of fucking – not fingers, not tongues, FUCKING!
 

Gloryholes have ALWAYS scared the CRAP out of me! I have a HUGE FEAR of sticking my cock through a hole and getting it slashed, cut and cut off. 
I just can't get over the fear of it. 

Or sacrilegious either? 😇

HA! And, that's what I get for typing fast with my fingers on an iPhone. 

Another very hot interaction I've had...
Went to eat at a Chili's with 3 friends one night. We had an EXTREMELY muscled up server. I was not out - AT ALL.
The 3 friends get up to go to the bathroom at the end of the meal. Muscle server boy comes over and I say "Hey, I hope this doesn't offend you but you are AMAZINGLY HOT!! Look, my friends have NO CLUE but I am gay. If you ever want to make a little bit more money, text me and let me know."
Gave him my number and he said "sounds good, I'll text you when I get off."
A few hours go by and I get this "Hey bud, this is ____ from Chili's. I'm down for taking you up on your offer. What you looking to do?" My reply: "best discussed with a phone call." Phone rings.
He came over the next day after the gym and I spent several months helping this guy out and he helping me out. 
Damn, that was ONE HOT ITALIAN!!!!!

There was a strip club called SWINGING RICHARDS in Atlanta back in the day. It closed last year. MOST of the guys there were VERY straight and would upsell the FUK out of you in the backroom and you got NOTHING, usually.
So, I did not go a lot unless I was with with friends who wanted to go. 
One night, a particular guy caught my eye. I chatted him up and found out we actually had a lot in common. I went back to see him several times. 
One night, I may have had a little more liquid courage than normal, and I just asked him "So, how much would it cost for you to bottom for me?"
He seemed taken aback at first, and I apologized profusely, "I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to offend you." To which he replied "no, no, it's all good. I've never done that. Kinda new here. And I've only JO'ed with another guy. Not saying no, but how about you text me and we can discuss it via text."
Long story short, my next trip into Atlanta, I got a hotel room and he came to see me for an hour. I WILL NOT ADMIT to how much I paid for this VERY STRAIGHT GUY to let me inside him...but it was WORTH EVERY PENNY. The strange thing is, I could tell he was NOT having a good time but he was VERY intent on ME having a good time – it was a weird dynamic but weird in a good way, in my favor. 
 

300 is MAX for me. I've been quoted 400 and 500. To which I reply, "I won't go over 300." It's AMAZING how quickly they go "OK!"

I am amazed if he can do well as an escort.

I think there is a big difference between someone who is HOT and unknown, and someone who is HOT AND FAMOUS. The fame DOES add some $$$. 

Anyone know the bodybuilder, NICK PULOS? I'd give 1000 to fuck him!!!! LOL

300 is MAX for me. I've been quoted 400 and 500. To which I reply, "I won't go over 300." It's AMAZING how quickly they go "OK!"

300 is MAX for me. I've been quoted 400 and 500. To which I reply, "I won't go over 300." It's AMAZING how quickly they go "OK!"

Define "bounce."  Here's a video of Tim Tebow running shirtless, slowed down.  I call this bouncing, but not the same as a woman's breasts would bounce when running. 

True, to a certain extent. However, if a provider is unwilling to spend a few minutes of just basic interaction before i spend a few hundred, I don't want to hire that person. 

This is a VERY common occurrence and how you, the provider, responds tells me all I need to know about you. MANY times I have messaged a provider because I DID see that he was listed as being in my city. If a provider is curt with me when he informs me he is not in my city, I won't hire him, EVER. It takes the SAME amount of energy to be nice as it does to be rude. A very simple 'Hey there. Not sure where you saw my ad but I am currently in _____. But, hey, you never know when I will be back in the area. Keep a watch on my travel schedule and feel free to shoot me a text again. Would love to make a meeting happen!'

You can easily put this on a notes doc and reply.
One time, I messaged a provider and said "I see you are in my city, _____. Would love to see about possibly setting up an appt."
Provider writes back: "Where did you see that I am in ____?"
Me: "attaches screenshot"
Provider: "That's so weird. I haven't been there since ____. Thanks for telling me, I will fix that."

See how easy it was to be nice?

Now, same scenario happened with another provider...
ME: "I see you are in my city, _____. Would love to see about possibly setting up an appt."
PROVIDER: "Wrong, not there."
ME: "attaches screenshot"
PROVIDER: "Not there."
ME: "Will you be here soon or not at all?"
PROVIDER: "I just said I'm not there."
ME: "Sorry, just like your profile and think it would be fun to hangout. The profile said you were in town. Didn't mean to bug ya, sorry"
PROVIDER: "I was thinking about coming so I put my ad there for a few days. But not enough business."
ME: "Oh, ok. Well if you had said THAT in the beginning, I wouldn't have bothered you."
PROVIDER: "OK, I dont have time to text all damn day"
ME: ((note to self, NEVER HIRE THIS GUY!"

 

There was a strip club called SWINGING RICHARDS in Atlanta back in the day. It closed last year. MOST of the guys there were VERY straight and would upsell the FUK out of you in the backroom and you got NOTHING, usually.
So, I did not go a lot unless I was with with friends who wanted to go. 
One night, a particular guy caught my eye. I chatted him up and found out we actually had a lot in common. I went back to see him several times. 
One night, I may have had a little more liquid courage than normal, and I just asked him "So, how much would it cost for you to bottom for me?"
He seemed taken aback at first, and I apologized profusely, "I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to offend you." To which he replied "no, no, it's all good. I've never done that. Kinda new here. And I've only JO'ed with another guy. Not saying no, but how about you text me and we can discuss it via text."
Long story short, my next trip into Atlanta, I got a hotel room and he came to see me for an hour. I WILL NOT ADMIT to how much I paid for this VERY STRAIGHT GUY to let me inside him...but it was WORTH EVERY PENNY. The strange thing is, I could tell he was NOT having a good time but he was VERY intent on ME having a good time – it was a weird dynamic but weird in a good way, in my favor. 
 

Another very hot interaction I've had...
Went to eat at a Chili's with 3 friends one night. We had an EXTREMELY muscled up server. I was not out - AT ALL.
The 3 friends get up to go to the bathroom at the end of the meal. Muscle server boy comes over and I say "Hey, I hope this doesn't offend you but you are AMAZINGLY HOT!! Look, my friends have NO CLUE but I am gay. If you ever want to make a little bit more money, text me and let me know."
Gave him my number and he said "sounds good, I'll text you when I get off."
A few hours go by and I get this "Hey bud, this is ____ from Chili's. I'm down for taking you up on your offer. What you looking to do?" My reply: "best discussed with a phone call." Phone rings.
He came over the next day after the gym and I spent several months helping this guy out and he helping me out. 
Damn, that was ONE HOT ITALIAN!!!!!

Another very hot interaction I've had...
Went to eat at a Chili's with 3 friends one night. We had an EXTREMELY muscled up server. I was not out - AT ALL.
The 3 friends get up to go to the bathroom at the end of the meal. Muscle server boy comes over and I say "Hey, I hope this doesn't offend you but you are AMAZINGLY HOT!! Look, my friends have NO CLUE but I am gay. If you ever want to make a little bit more money, text me and let me know."
Gave him my number and he said "sounds good, I'll text you when I get off."
A few hours go by and I get this "Hey bud, this is ____ from Chili's. I'm down for taking you up on your offer. What you looking to do?" My reply: "best discussed with a phone call." Phone rings.
He came over the next day after the gym and I spent several months helping this guy out and he helping me out. 
Damn, that was ONE HOT ITALIAN!!!!!

Welcome to the forum Andres.