SirBillybob

Want to simply enjoy & pay for doing ‘the reverse cowboy'? Busted. 

On the one hand, in Canada we have Montreal metro uniformed police dropping in to, say, Campus on their bar venue beats a few steps away from the private MSM dance area where paid for erections and orgasms abound. Appropriately live and let live. 
On the other hand, non-pimp 3rd party vehicle drivers of female sex workers to their appointments arrested and convicted for participating in what is ostensibly an added safety mechanism for the women’s occupational hazards. 

Speaking of the adjacent SNL thread here did Weekend Update just lose its window for a cameo on Heated Rivalry as #1? The dig against conservatism would be fun, also given some national FIFA federations fervently protesting and going out their minds over the prospect of running into Pride events during the upcoming World Cup, when such openness at home occurs under penalty of imprisonment or worse. 

The future is here. Resistance is futile.

Want to simply enjoy & pay for doing ‘the reverse cowboy'? Busted. 

He'd just have to wear earmuffs or a winter hat for me. Those MMA guys all have such messed up ears from the fighting. 😅

Or pull over if horn blowing or front to back collisions are to occur on that drive. 

Isn’t all the math off? If one's aim is to compute a percentage of change where increase is the consistent trend it's not taken as an average of the increases because there are multiple pre denominators and variations in absolute numerical changes that are not reconciled by averaging all percentages. Composite increase is 34%. If my grocery bill across a number of stores was $2066 then subsequently $2770 taking the $300 as absolute minimum estimates then the inflation is 34%, not 29%. Any unusual outlier unduly influencing the computation of a general average change for the list of locations is nullified by the composite approach. 34% is the metric whether you divide composite post by pre or divide [post minus pre] by pre. Same arithmetic error with the Latino pool. Maybe I should commission the OP to do my taxes.

If you need to resort to using a “female” condom, anally inserted, for receptive anal intercourse then your paid escort’s character in the MSM context would be likely equivalent to the immature and misogynistic attitude that explains disenfranchised women’s male partners disinclination to utilize conventional condoms. Unless perhaps your aim is to cobble together a how-to video that might be applicable to vulnerable male sexual partners of male ‘assholes’ [sic; colloquial] … or the female condom is a prop within some version of submissive cosplay kink.

Sneaky Ilya not summering in Russia but jogging by Dundurn Castle in Hamilton Ontario. 

Anxiety is your best friend in this context. Your little head isn’t. If your worry afterwards on any occasion exceeds the degree of worry you possessed preceding that occasion then you adjust your comprehensive prophylaxis playbook.
One worry that I have is unwittingly transmitting a bacterial STI to an escort during an interval between my own standard testing iterations. Their occupational hazard and chains of disease transmission into the unknown are front of mind. I structure my sexual activity cycles in such a way as to undertake the risk of acquiring an STI, that is, one within-cycle erotic treat associated with possible STI transmission but in which the STI would be flagged prior to any potential of my passing it on to a 3rd party. Jizzmas comes a few times annually. 

Use a condom

Frankly, in my calculus, hiring a provider is no different than a Grindr/Sniffies hook up.  In some ways, there’s a slight greater assurance than the provider could be more responsible than the anom hook-ups since it’s their job.  
 
Condoms likely are the best starting point for your journey. Also, seek out sexual health education. Everyone’s risk calculation is rather personal, and what works for me might not work for you.  
 
Likewise start with your own health status.  If you aren’t able to ask your doctor or a clinic for an STI test panel because you want to become sexually active again, you aren’t ready to become sexually active again.  Better to get over the hump of going through the testing as a dry run. 

If he’s hot I’d consider by proxy a dollar in an available swear jar for each ‘fiddle-dee-dee”, especially if he’s adorably fumbling over a stuck zipper. 

I think this is another effect of social media.  In the past, if a provider was lucky enough to find a client paying $1,000 for a few minutes of cursing, he'd devote a lot of time to thinking about how to make him a regular and/or expand the arrangement.  (How much for an hour of cursing?)  Now, too many of the post it on social media.  They think they're taking a victory lap and encouraging more clients with the same interest/fetish, but I'm sure that's a very small market and not a way to build an escort business.  
After all, I get cursed at for a few minutes most days at the office.  

The increase is 29 %, and that is moderate.

In late 2023, I copied down some numbers of ads on Rent.Men for a handful of cities.  I was just curious how those numbers looked today.  All of them went up by a lot!  The evidence suggests that there are a lot more choices on the market today than two years ago.

I like Nélisse in this but little does Rose know she’s crash-landed into a degree of neuroticism that far exceeds that of Yellowjackets. And there she was pregnant and they debated whether to roast her stillborn baby on a spit. 

Sneaky Ilya not summering in Russia but jogging by Dundurn Castle in Hamilton Ontario. 

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How long before the merger police appear?

The team Captain & Shanilya. 

Got that right. Too busy and distracted, like paying municipal, provincial, federal, and sales taxes. 

Depends on your rewind/replay trends.