SirBillybob

Being landlocked and all. 

Being landlocked and all. 

That side effect must explain why I’m versa.

Tylenol made me a homo.

You must first try, mister. 

Something to do with a plot, many unexpected and intriguing twists and turns on the Christmas tree farm sleigh ride where the 45-year old city girl spinster always-a-bridesmaid heroine with filters receives a surprising proposal. You could actually write the script yourself.

A day later that still rings true. 

A day later that still rings true. 

I will next time I'm pregnant.

There are parallel interests that may bar you.

I haven’t had time to stream it yet but started watching the latest Real Time episode. I wasn’t aware of this history.

Equiknocks.

Did you pull that one out of the vault?

That makes too much sense. You kind of killed it for me. It's much more fun believing that our phones are reading our minds. 

There are parallel interests that may bar you.

There are parallel interests that may bar you.

He’s celibate for you for a year? What a gusher that’ll be!  

There are parallel interests that may bar you.

The only good reason for his extended gym time is that you would be gazing up at his bulging crotch while he spots your bench press. 

Anybody else almost wishing for a GoFundAli? 

I don’t care if they drop their egos as long as they drop their panties … I’d say the soap, but gall darn dispensers. 

My escort/trainer charged me one-third our weekly 2-hour private play session for 2 separate weekly one-hour gym workouts at my weekend place near a moderately attended gym. Example for ratio illustration: $240 for private; $40 for a Saturday gym session and $40 for a Sunday gym session. Net $320 weekly. He had a ‘pro card’ for competition physique class. He trained separately. 
2 more weekly sessions on my own Tuesday and Thursday at my working week location, later evening in order to access gym stations when peak attendance had levelled off.
3 targeted muscle-group programs over a 4-day split, so that the rotation enabled the in-person weekend coaching to stagger over 3 weeks … Week 1 program 1&2, Week 2 program 2&3, Week 3 program 3&1, etc. Never more than one hour; four weekly. 
Strict high-protein diet. Gained on average one pound of mostly muscle mass per month within a little over 2 years then decided to simply maintain. 
The key, though, was access to a comprehensive range of resistance exercises within fully equipped gyms, and program revisions q6wks. That could not have been accommodated with a makeshift home gym. 

Anybody else almost wishing for a GoFundAli? 

The settings are tricky because the rules and standards of flirtatious engagement shift according to where on the social continuum between a church social and a backroom sex party the activity occurs. Whereas the groping unambiguously and formally represents a sexual violation without considering context, a court of law would be hard pressed to determine whether the alleged offender did not accurately and respectfully assess whether a true swipe left from the recipient had occurred in relation to the initial physical pass made that is technically illegal but may be contextually, informally tolerable at the level of expected venue etiquette.
If you say that the problem was that the flirter did not get the boundary message that you politely conveyed upon his first attempt you are already conceding some degree of acceptable courtship style fluidity. While such a grey area undermines the intent of the law to err in favour of the recipient of unwanted advances, many of us position ourselves in settings where we adapt to more aggressive and physically explicit flirting that would be deemed nonconsensual elsewhere. 
I have technically had my boundaries violated a few dozen times this year. I must have ‘Stockholm syndrome’ because I have just booked returning to the scene of the crime. That said, a spontaneous digital rectal exam without the necessary visa paperwork greenlighting it is bad form. 

That must be it. Choice theory meet performative erectile challenges for the 3rd inning overcome by the 4th.
Or … faulty abacus.