SirBillybob

Surprised not to find any mention of this on CoM. Terribly flawed and incomplete Japanese film adaptation of the BL manga (Boys’ Love) on Netflix revolving around Ballroom competition specifically between a Latin dancer and Standard dancer. Should have been made into a series, though there will likely be a second movie. But for all of the mess it was, there were some lush moments… beautiful, sexy and kept me watching. The 2 lead actors had zero dance background. I think they did a reasonably nice job in spite of the horrible writing.
Mods: not sure if this belongs here or under movies, as it’s streaming on Netflix.

Next iteration of fun with customs / immigration officers …
Officer: A-ball, you say? This looks like an oversized gummie and the name screams illegal drug.
Entrant: No, it blocks residual rectal canal fecal matter during receptive anal intercourse and self-expels during subsequent bowel movement. I realize it rings like “8-ball” without the ‘t’ but that tracks with its size approximately one-eighth of the object length for which it is ultimately purposed. 
—- Pick one based on probability … 
Officer: Yeah, right, fancy spit-balling. Extend both hands in front of you.
Officer: But inquiring minds want to know, does it impede prostate stimulation and prostate-mediated robust ejaculation, or are thrust vibrations satisfactorily transported through the barrier?

Next iteration of fun with customs / immigration officers …
Officer: A-ball, you say? This looks like an oversized gummie and the name screams illegal drug.
Entrant: No, it blocks residual rectal canal fecal matter during receptive anal intercourse and self-expels during subsequent bowel movement. I realize it rings like “8-ball” without the ‘t’ but that tracks with its size approximately one-eighth of the object length for which it is ultimately purposed. 
—- Pick one based on probability … 
Officer: Yeah, right, fancy spit-balling. Extend both hands in front of you.
Officer: But inquiring minds want to know, does it impede prostate stimulation and prostate-mediated robust ejaculation, or are thrust vibrations satisfactorily transported through the barrier?

Quite a measured response.

I like being up a penny net gain. But your kilometrage may vary. 

I like being up a penny net gain. But your kilometrage may vary. 

Next iteration of fun with customs / immigration officers …
Officer: A-ball, you say? This looks like an oversized gummie and the name screams illegal drug.
Entrant: No, it blocks residual rectal canal fecal matter during receptive anal intercourse and self-expels during subsequent bowel movement. I realize it rings like “8-ball” without the ‘t’ but that tracks with its size approximately one-eighth of the object length for which it is ultimately purposed. 
—- Pick one based on probability … 
Officer: Yeah, right, fancy spit-balling. Extend both hands in front of you.
Officer: But inquiring minds want to know, does it impede prostate stimulation and prostate-mediated robust ejaculation, or are thrust vibrations satisfactorily transported through the barrier?

Next iteration of fun with customs / immigration officers …
Officer: A-ball, you say? This looks like an oversized gummie and the name screams illegal drug.
Entrant: No, it blocks residual rectal canal fecal matter during receptive anal intercourse and self-expels during subsequent bowel movement. I realize it rings like “8-ball” without the ‘t’ but that tracks with its size approximately one-eighth of the object length for which it is ultimately purposed. 
—- Pick one based on probability … 
Officer: Yeah, right, fancy spit-balling. Extend both hands in front of you.
Officer: But inquiring minds want to know, does it impede prostate stimulation and prostate-mediated robust ejaculation, or are thrust vibrations satisfactorily transported through the barrier?

Next iteration of fun with customs / immigration officers …
Officer: A-ball, you say? This looks like an oversized gummie and the name screams illegal drug.
Entrant: No, it blocks residual rectal canal fecal matter during receptive anal intercourse and self-expels during subsequent bowel movement. I realize it rings like “8-ball” without the ‘t’ but that tracks with its size approximately one-eighth of the object length for which it is ultimately purposed. 
—- Pick one based on probability … 
Officer: Yeah, right, fancy spit-balling. Extend both hands in front of you.
Officer: But inquiring minds want to know, does it impede prostate stimulation and prostate-mediated robust ejaculation, or are thrust vibrations satisfactorily transported through the barrier?

Next iteration of fun with customs / immigration officers …
Officer: A-ball, you say? This looks like an oversized gummie and the name screams illegal drug.
Entrant: No, it blocks residual rectal canal fecal matter during receptive anal intercourse and self-expels during subsequent bowel movement. I realize it rings like “8-ball” without the ‘t’ but that tracks with its size approximately one-eighth of the object length for which it is ultimately purposed. 
—- Pick one based on probability … 
Officer: Yeah, right, fancy spit-balling. Extend both hands in front of you.
Officer: But inquiring minds want to know, does it impede prostate stimulation and prostate-mediated robust ejaculation, or are thrust vibrations satisfactorily transported through the barrier?

Tierney to make this for Netflix. I believe much subtler and contextual homoerotic content if any, likely due to Alexander’s age range (13-16?). Aristotle narrates. It’s all pre-Hephaestion. 
Aristotle is early 40’s. Andrew Scott? Ben Whishaw? 

There's a video that came out today about the A-BALL. The A-BALL, developed by Polari Labs, is a product made from seaweed and hydrated collagen designed to replace traditional douching by acting as a barrier against feces during anal sex (1:53-2:06, 2:32-2:47). It is inserted before intimacy and designed to soften and be naturally expelled within 30 minutes to an hour (7:41-8:05, 12:01-12:25). The founders' future goals include conducting human trials next year and making the product widely available in pharmacies and supermarkets to eliminate shame and improve sexual health (6:15, 27:26-27:52).
 
Would you try this?

I time testing uptake according to event exposure potential and recommended detection windows. Spontaneous clearance of NG and CT is not at all guaranteed. False negative rates are sobering so I attend where the clinicians are well trained in throat sample collection and it’s about all they do, in tandem with bloods, outside of the self-collection toilet, beyond education and treatment intervention.
Pharyngeal testing non-access is not an uncommon problem. I go for the setting with fully comprehensive testing panel, pharyngeal would be my most likely anatomical site for non symptomatic yet transmissible bacterial infection, and there’s no point in opting out of components since once venipuncture is applied to regularly qualify for PrEP the draw may as well include assessing for syphilis. 

I time testing uptake according to event exposure potential and recommended detection windows. Spontaneous clearance of NG and CT is not at all guaranteed. False negative rates are sobering so I attend where the clinicians are well trained in throat sample collection and it’s about all they do, in tandem with bloods, outside of the self-collection toilet, beyond education and treatment intervention.
Pharyngeal testing non-access is not an uncommon problem. I go for the setting with fully comprehensive testing panel, pharyngeal would be my most likely anatomical site for non symptomatic yet transmissible bacterial infection, and there’s no point in opting out of components since once venipuncture is applied to regularly qualify for PrEP the draw may as well include assessing for syphilis. 

Except for the Rent and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels parts. 

https://m.guiademoteis.com.br/rio-de-janeiro/zona-sul/moteis/vanity-motel

My interest in guys is pretty narrow, so it's got to be a 'yes' for me before I reach out. If the response and price is satisfactory, then I can book. If a guy wasn't my 'type', not only would I not know the price, but wouldn't be interested if free.

Except for the Rent and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels parts. 

Except for the Rent and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels parts. 

Except for the Rent and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels parts. 

Except for the Rent and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels parts. 

The full version of this story is quite a saga, but here's the TL;DR version.
I was planning a long evening with a provider I had seen a handful of times. We were going to see a musical--he's a really fine singer and I knew he'd like that--and then enjoy a few hours together. I had the tickets, and he was taking care of making the rest of the evening an event. When he asked for a $500 deposit to help with that, I overcame my qualms and sent it to him.
It will surprise absolutely no one in this forum to learn that on the very day we were supposed to get together, he texted me to say that he was stuck in a faraway city (inset tale of woe here) and wouldn't be making it. I tried to be understanding, but I was also firm in saying that I felt scammed because I had paid for an experience I wasn't going to have. He assured me that he would return the money, though not right away because his finances were a mess (insert further tale of woe here). Repeated enquiries have produced ever-receding deadlines for repayment, but of course no actual money.
No deposits.
Ever.

No deposits ever--well, maybe, but certainly no $500 deposits EVER.
Other than, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?

But on #31 doesn’t quite represent wisdom according to dental associations.

For an extra fee, you can be surprised by an intruder at an uncomfortable moment not of your choosing. 😲