Jump to content

SirBillybob

+ Supporters
  • Posts

    3,942
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by SirBillybob

  1. They are restricted to Virgin Mobile for Ouija contact. The rest of us dirtbags have more options including Fido.
  2. The Prince Albert 15 appears to be a custom ring size order. Always a bridesmaid.
  3. Being the ball, noun not verb, seems risky no matter the starting position, although but a few metres is a meritorious canon.
  4. Whew! I need a drink. Make it a double and make it schnappy 🍑 Keep them coming. Maraschino cherry for garnish, if any can be located in the lost & found not beaten to a pulp.
  5. The word “massage” itself, unless it has an ‘m’ added … “Você gostaria de uma massagem?”
  6. That estimated $1.78 rebate windfall on my phone charger cable purchased during the tariff window will likely remain tragically unrealized.
  7. Christchurch on a cross! Secret Santa spoiler: following a now completed council needs assessment whoever draws her name is to be tasked with getting her a collapsible drying rack for her drawers. Last year’s Zoom meeting comportment manual gift was a wash in the stocking.
  8. Unfortunately marked central adiposity is common with aging even with good nutrition, exercise, and unremarkable lab results … unless of course an embryo was secretly planted in one’s abdominal cavity. Far more likely is that my waistline has taken out a reverse mortgage on the rest of my physique. It just isn’t highlighted in the brochure for turning 60, what have you. There’s no reliable way to spot-lose belly fat. To me the target that is healthier and more realistic than chasing the tape measurement I had at age 35 is maintaining strength, mobility, and metabolic health. But if you are otherwise thin and up to it, pectoral development … flat or incline press, flys, &c … will visually offset the differential.
  9. Sure, why not? Of course use the good side as your avatar.
  10. Or a lit Virginia Slim. A new riddle … Q: What do you call it when the ass that’s half a glass is full but that glass is half empty pending another ass in glass is full or half full if it’s glass was full or empty or half empty? A: One first base hit; one homo run; bottom of the 69th.
  11. Penetration into a stretchy moist cavity with no actual tearable part in the least.
  12. Oh my, that would be the pressure energy and speeding fluids.
  13. You mean you prefer the egghead? One that knows the lowest percentage fill ratio is the most impressive diameter?
  14. Too true, and often too much so.
  15. Welp, if I’m crying for Mommy he’s probably getting it right. Does that count? But seriously, if they balk at vetting or seem critical of your safety steps, including when it’s a stranger and you reveal that you always have a wing man externally with whom you share your plans, particularly when you openly offer reciprocity in screening. So it would be highly unlikely to experience face-to-face anxiety once that playbook is applied. That said, I don’t require a legal name up front as that could sabotage a booking attempt. (I realize I edited following your chuckle)
  16. Pardon me, boy. I knew that and the original is then not than. 😏
  17. But nothing could be finer than to have your ham’n’eggs in the diner car in Caroliner. Whoo-oo!
  18. There are settings where a client’s determination of the objective financial worth of commercial sexual output holds sway and there is collective alignment with punter peers and trade (BTW insanely attractive mature males) alike regarding such influence. I have the good fortune of resources to get there frequently. Once you get a taste of that option for pricepoint flexibility you realize that a seemingly invariant $300-$500 package rate system to which others capitulate repeatedly to maintain service options afloat, albeit in it cooperatively together en masse as client stakeholders, just isn’t getting it exactly right, libido and findom having conquered reason. IMO. I’m not saying it’s abject stupidity. It’s more a shortfall in social cohesion where otherwise control over a concrete norm would not be so easily relinquished. The standard in my home setting 30 years ago was consistently and uniformly $80, equivalent to $150 today but somehow has crept up two- to three-fold.
  19. With one central goal that of being healthier, every 5 pounds, arguably every pound if not quibbling about plus/minus fluctuation, is genuinely meaningful. Every consecutive 5 pounds eliminated also represents an increasingly greater percentage of each iteration of baseline weight. I only say this because I and others have found the idea of small attainable increments of change to be helpful. I also found that getting formal coaching … there are variations to this type of support, of course … helped me to avoid RSVPing to my own pity parties and then enduring the regret of a lapse. One particularly life-changing bodywork endeavour spanned three years, but with added challenging and cheering on from sources external to my own self-talk. It turned out that occasionally asserting to myself that I could not do the hard thing was entirely off the mark. Such a time period seems endless until realizing at the end that it flew by. There is no lack of information on the means to progressively losing weight and achieving the desired changes. It rests on perseverance.
  20. Right. It’s legally trying to fit a square-ish shape into a round-ish hole. I’m reminded of Paul Bernardo’s lawyer’s acquittal some 30 years ago on charges of obstruction of justice for having in his possession for some 17 months camcorder snuff material after Bernardo instructed him on where hidden, obviously relevant to the charges but particularly in relation to his partner in homicidal sex crimes Karla Homolka’s plea bargain and ‘turning state’s witness’ as it is termed down your way, absent the tapes subsequent eventual availability. A case of possession not destruction, but it advanced, at the least, a clearer framework on privilege. The jurisdictional law entity in Ontario (at the time Law Society of Upper Canada) to which he was accountable eventually dropped disciplinary charges and focused on contextual framework as well. If I had to predict the American dude’s outcome, I would guess no jail time even if convicted; perhaps a suspended sentence. Clarification for the masses and statute governance taking precedence over a harsher penalty aimed at deterrence. What might also help his case is that I believe a vague suspicion regarding CSAM was verbalized to him or spearheaded the device search, yet it’s likely incontrovertible that there would be no other indicators of such a crime.
  21. But for a batch of prospective tricks one needs to organize marine-grade group boot camp training.
  22. Apologies. Neither you nor Tom Hanks, but he arguably owns the scene’s cinematic property rights. Regarding your phone’s contents I’m certain you understand far better than a Luddite like me how to technically remotely store them, later retrieving them at your convenience for your resumed personal use, while in the meantime comfortably submitting an empty device for inspection, as that format is not subject to border examination. But while we are on the subject, I thought that I had to bring my phone on board for fire safety reasons. How does that measure apply to the same device packaged for courier air cargo means of transport if ground postal service does not apply? Obviously, electronic devices are transported in this manner but I believe dangerous goods checks and balances apply.
×
×
  • Create New...