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SirBillybob

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  1. I’m not picky. They just have to be very good looking and want to be a tad richer.
  2. You can’t take it with you, but apparently you can be stored at roughly the same temperature as your assets.
  3. Too often, there’s a large swath of marketing mere mortals circulating about, whose service delivery apparently ends up just phoned in. It’s not lost on me when one’s promotional voice has a little skewer built into it. Though it’s not bragging if it’s true. They must be unusually good if they are so awfully keen to point out their preferred conclusion, for our sage benefit, that others are less so. Why not just accept that they are uniquely caring and skilled, other than that undistinguished lot over there? Ads are so funny. It’s an everyday human function with or without the cuddle therapy or findom package option, not a scorched-earth debate tournament with throw pillows and one clear victor regarding surrogate intimacy expertise.
  4. Gathered and idea-exchanging we are indeed. As travelling men our mileage may vary.
  5. Selling is not criminalized. Buying is. That’s about the only difference relevant but shouldn’t make much difference. An escort can use the courts to enforce payment by a client withholding same; again, not very relevant.
  6. We’re heading to Page 6, so no indicators of topic neglect thus far. The tea that we are banking on is a bit of juicy data that answers “Show me the money”. It might already be spent.
  7. To my way of thinking the existence of his OnlyFans, in fact even X account, depicts the choreography that would define and support client expectations ahead of time. Example: “Your ad as well as erotica scenes caught my eye and piqued my interest. Matching those types of scenes is the basis of what I would be compensating you for. It’s a genuine advantage that spares us texting back and forth about how our play time goes. Thoughts?” Then he is on the back foot in terms of possible boundaries that conflict with your requirements and the session fee. If there is subsequent texting around arrangements, negotiations, discounts, etc, those onerous steps are all on him. He essentially showed you the tires and no kicking required. Maybe I even just suggested a review framework that nevertheless he’d convince the ad platform to erase.
  8. Welp, if Marcellus doesn’t sense anything rotten … and if our young astute hero Laertes fresh from Paris meets the newly affluent Fortinbras, who seems to have done rather well out of the whole arrangement and now holds the keys … even Horatio may survive in a psychologically sweet state.
  9. Trading in a big one for two little ones a good strategy. Rather than autopsy, better a top, see? Better a sub penis than a subpoena.
  10. Age-disparate relationships in the range being discussed inevitably get scrutinized through a developmental lens, and a 60-year-old with a 20-year-old can easily be read as minor- or adolescent-coded eroticization even though both are adults. I’m not sure at what point a forty-year age gap sheds the socially constructed “creepy” label: 45 and 85 would still attract judgment, but for rather different reasons. At 20 and 85, the framing shifts again into something almost textbook Eriksonian: the younger person is still emerging from identity diffusion into identity formation, while the older person is navigating integrity versus despair. The mismatch isn’t merely chronological; they occupy very different developmental eras, approaching psychological collision. That said, sex is sex and needn’t be conceptualized or loaded with meaning any differently than playing chess. We readily accept developmental asymmetry in other forms of intimacy. A grandparent and an emerging-adult grandchild can have an extraordinarily close, meaningful relationship without anyone supposing that their developmental disparity prevents genuine mutuality. Likewise, an undergrad and seasoned educator, not sexualized. Introduce sex between two similarly age-disparate but unrelated adults, however, and that disparity suddenly becomes morally salient. Some of that scrutiny is reasonable. Sex can introduce vulnerabilities that sharing conversation, affection or an ice cream does not: power, dependency, money, expectations and susceptibility to influence. Not to mention in our examples socializing a young person into a line of work that was unlikely a recent feature within their career guidance curriculum. Parenthetically, though, perhaps OF 101 was on their senior year radar. But the age gap alone doesn’t establish any of those liabilities. Nor does consensual physical intimacy become intrinsically exploitative simply because two adults occupy different developmental stages. Additionally, as older men, our erotic templates formed at 20 don’t age out simply due to broader developmental progression. The age range of erotic interest doesn’t necessarily move upwards in lockstep as we age out of developmental peerhood. If at age 20 your erotic template preference happened to be early-middle-age dudes, maintaining such a predilection throughout life doesn’t confer moral or maturational superiority. You would just be less subject to labeling as frozen in a less developed maturational stage because you are not anchoring down in sexual age interest. The useful distinction here is that developmental disparity is obvious from the math, but arrested development or developmental exploitation requires evidence beyond the gap. And now I need to break to see about some Socratic plumbing with a 35-year old.
  11. We give consumer feedback that can come across as uncensored. It’s one of the tradeoffs for advertising here. Sometimes a small group not pulling lowkey bitchy punches is somewhat representative of the larger client population, yet needn’t crash a business. It might actually be helpful to ascertain reactivity with a dose of skewering. Think of it as an ad campaign focus group that is not friends with the CEO. Personally, FWIW, although you have elaborated here on exclusivity representing client volume, a 14-point sales brochure that tries talking punters into the realm of luxury promised and screams going out of business sale at the end is not cutting it. The tone is desperate; if you think that input dehumanizes you, so be it. I’m only speaking to the ad framing and of course I’ll move on because my tastes and locales together are incompatible. I do know a touch, perhaps, after some 40 years as a related consumer, about what sells and what it costs (or should). I don’t have skin in the game regarding your ad, so take it as you will.
  12. IDK, it feels to me like a gallows humour day with no restraints and a need to flush it from my system. Escort reviews client: “I was dying, I think, for him to put his lips on mine and he graciously accommodated, I think.”
  13. And other functions with developmental frontal load peaking.
  14. Or be OK with confiscating it back, not so much with interest in grave robbery, but to put towards legal fees retainer. 🤷🏼‍♂️
  15. Slips happen. I wouldn’t find it too awkward unless one of us was stuck inside the other and we were following the guidelines to not budge prior to emergency responder assessment.
  16. I just tallied my unexpected 30-month portfolio growth, an amount that exceeds the monetary ‘nest egg’ retirement goals I had defined previously, against my current reality of hiring basically only the same fellow. Without dipping into the ‘floor nut’ I can fund 1,000 sessions at this point. My pension income more than adequately covers travel and lodgings costs to get to him. In the meantime I just splurged on DeevidAI for personal use non-X-rated image-to-video creation … he only does stills and keeps discretion extremely tight … something my frugal mindset would not have ordinarily indulged.
  17. My thoughts exactly, but its signature mechanism is CNS / respiratory depression with possible arrhythmia and possible hypotension, the better analogy being euphoria more from solvent inhalation than rapid vasodilation / smooth-muscle relaxation. I was with a guy in Spain not long ago. To my surprise, he used a towel for “poppers” and it was from an aerosol pressurized device. He showed me the cylinder, about the length of a hand palm, and said it’s purchasable at pharmacies (!) but later with my reading glasses I saw what it was, ethyl chloride (cloretilo), and was glad I didn’t huff any myself. But of course it’s pressurized and distinctly not packaged like RUSH; the key clue upthread is “spray”. That said, the symptoms described could also be methemoglobinemia due to amyl nitrite, distinct from excessive vasodilation that was PDE5i-boosted or not, but can co-occur. It means some hemoglobin has been chemically altered so it can’t effectively carry / release oxygen. The standard antidote is IV methylene blue and that would likely only be available at the hospital. “Meth” commonality coincidental. In any event, best to know all substances on board for when you call 911 for your trick. It’s hard enough to be aware of all the physical signs that assist diagnosing the crisis, including hypotension, O2-deprived hemoglobin, or both. Not to mention possible naxolone indication for opioid effects etc. And insurance deets. In today’s case it appears no poppers, but huffing ethyl chloride for euphoric effect. Otherwise, standard recovery position, CPR, nothing consumed by mouth. Aim for one residual set of purple lips. As amenities go, basement ICUs are the new dungeons.
  18. 18? More than likely I’d need a meatier shower en route to the Milky Way.
  19. Not to mention admiring a GLEE poster.
  20. Small world. Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s daughter, born about 6 years following Richard Gere’s divorce from Crawford. I guess that makes two of the leads stex-siblings, on brand for Murphy?
  21. Neither Elio nor Oliver … too confusing … but I’m partial to Aciman.
  22. We need hotels with dedicated Promi$queueity floors.
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