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most are dead links. 

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MANUP.COM.LISTCRAWLER.EU feels sleazy a little sleazy, but I find the ads entertaining sometimes
 

Just a moment...
MANUP.COM.LISTCRAWLER.EU feels sleazy a little sleazy, but I find the ads entertaining sometimes
 

On the flip side I’ve blocked providers on RM who reach out to me incessantly “will be in your area” etc., guys I’ve never reached out to or viewed their profile/ad.

To be honest, I want a low-pressure, relaxed experience. If a provider is getting that worked up over a window shopper, they're likely doing me a big favor should they block me.

@BrooklynVerz
You can’t take it personally. The first time I was blocked by a provider I had been considering hiring I was all butt-hurt. Then I realized that was his way of telling me he didn’t want to do business with me. OK, fine. I have been blocked by providers whose profiles I viewed repeatedly without hiring and that’s gonna happen. I don’t think it happens often, but it does. I change my settings between “track me” and “don’t track me” according to the situation. As another person commented above there are too many good ones (providers) so I focus on those. 

Been to Mario a few times. I don't disagree he has a nice above average uncut chorizo that he works very well with, but not sure I'd put him in this thread. 

Nice! May have to check him out on my next visit. Tears to the eyes from a beautiful site, or working on the  challenge his dick brings?

I met with this guy. He's a real nice guy with an incall location in Edgewater. Massage is on a table. Relaxing experience with music and a massage that is long stroke medium to light pressure. Not a strong massage but he may have provided that if directed so. The fit gym pics are prolly from a bit ago. There was fun interaction.

Photos are here:   https://onedrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=83B31ABB02EE85D9!483&authkey=!AJwJM2AhmEWXSCw

We need a weed killer for fake posts. 

I’ve been making the rounds lately and figured I’d share some thoughts comparing a few spots.
27 vs. HK – I still lean toward 27 overall. The rooms feel more private, which makes the sessions smoother and less rushed. HK can be hit-or-miss, though if you luck into that very private downstairs suite, it completely changes the vibe. That space makes it feel like you’re getting a truly personal experience. Guys-wise, I like the mix at both, but the variety of Latin masseurs at 27/HK is what keeps me coming back.
Energy Men – If you’re into leaner, twinkish builds, Energy’s roster is solid. Jason and Theo are worth mentioning, and Simon’s in that lane too depending on your taste. Technique-wise, some of the guys here are stronger than what you get at HK/27—less cookie-cutter and a bit more personalized.
Paris Men – They’ve been stepping it up lately. Terry fits that boyish/twink vibe well, and Kenny has a more playful energy. I’d say the vibe here is a little more polished, less chaotic than 27/HK. If you want a good-looking younger guy with a consistent flow, this is worth a try.
Yeah Man – Definitely not the fanciest setup, but the place still has a steady flow of guys and regulars. If you don’t care about décor and just want straightforward sessions, it’s dependable. A few of the masseurs here give surprisingly great pressure, even if the presentation isn’t as slick as Energy or Paris.
Overall –
For privacy: 27 > HK (unless you snag the HK downstairs room).
For Latin variety: 27/HK.
For twinks/twunks: Energy and Paris Men.
For budget, no-frills reliability: Yeah Man.

Looks like another fella who easily clears the 8x6 price of entry to this thread:   
SouthernDaddii - Male Massage & Bodywork in Newark, NJ | RentMasseur
RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur SouthernDaddii in Newark, NJ offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in...  

It was my understanding the more you paid, the more you got...maybe he did change that but so true  about set up -- like a generic escape room(s)

You can see that Michaelg pic in his rentmasseur ad. 

That took care of all my massage cravings for at least a week may be more. Thanks @Joshie This is more motivating than looking at bank balance. 

Always appreciate the heads up we get from hobbyists

Yikes. And thanks for posting this review. I had considered him in the past but I’m happy that I read your review.

OMG it was awful. Like seriously bad. For starters he stunk of cigarette smoke and awful body odor. He looks like a 10 year older version of the pics he has online. I'd say 46-50 years old. Yea...hes old and weird. Massage was horrible. He was so rough while massaging me to the point it hurt. I have bruises. And he kept asking...begging to have sex...and I have never left a session early...but after 15 minutes I had to Get the FUCK out of that hotel room. And the room was a sloppy mess...just like him. 
He's seedy...kinda gross. He says the weirdest things...kept asking to fist me or fuck me. I wanted a massage.. not sex...and definitely not from this Russian Clown...why does Russia always send over the lunatics? The massage was beyond painful...way to rough...and he had no idea what TF he was doing. He kept trying to kiss me on the lips and his breath stunk of cigs...totally gross. And he kept asking me to suck him....and I'm like bro...I'm outta here. 
What a colossal waste of time. He's not attractive, smells, smokes, and keep texting me. I finally blocked his crazy ass!
Proceed with caution with this idiot moron. Cannot figure out why he has ANY good reviews. Must be alot of desperate old dudes out there settling for his bullshit. LOL 

Those pics are at least as old as the reviews, so the relevance of any interesting details are probably a possibility

Saw him a couple years ago from an Adam4Adam ad and can say I would not repeat, not recommend, and was scammed.
The pics are either not him, or REALLY out of date (every profile I've stumbled on of his has some form of mention that they are his real pics) I thought there were previous mentions on this forum that the pics were from someone's instagram in Georgia, but not worth time to corroborate.  Agreed fees for service wanted upfront, counted in front of me and said I shorted him Service was meh, not fully what was advertised agreed to Changes ads frequently (think they get reported and taken down?) AVOID 

Yep. The sites will clear out again by mid-next week.

I put the massage fee in one pocket and the tip money in another pocket so for a "just okay" experience, the tip money doesn't see the light of day. 

May I suggest doing what’s worked well for me? I also use an envelope to pay providers which I prepare in advance with just their exact fee. If I choose to tip, I simply add it afterward, it's always easier to put more in than to take some out.

For next time: What’s appropriate in this situation is…no tip. 
I’d also suggest you avoid booking with guys who take such a casual and perfunctory approach! He fleeced you.