mikeyspark

1. You can tell by his face/pics/profile. 2. I reached out and he was standoffish and arrogant via text.

Anything?

grow up.

Exactly this and I think he was drunk. The entire thing was odd and he got all huggy when it was over - yet barely touched me throughout. Huge waste of money.

please. that's an immediate 'fuck no'.

You know, I graded him too low. A- is better.

Alright, here are some RentMasseur ones: Jeremy (https://rentmasseur.com/Jeremythompson) I was caught off guard because I didn't read the full description. He claims to be a quantum reiki energy healer and that's great but it did nothing for me. It was kind of an awkward experience because I believe he wore a headset and then said things like "activate D7 solar plex" or something and I found the experience odd. YMMV but not my thing. There wasn't much actual massage and no sensual elements - now, I didn't ask for any either. C Corey (https://rentmasseur.com/Coreyskneads) I was underwhelmed by the experience. The setting wasn't ideal and I feel bad saying this but the pictures didn't reflect reality. The massage itself was pretty basic with limited sensual elements. C AdamShaft (https://rentmasseur.com/AdamShaft) Absolutely not. The massage was rubbing. His apartment was pretty dirty and the vibe was weird! It felt like a scheduled jerk off and I wasn't looking for that. He also was focused on me doing things to him which I thought was odd. The whole things was off-putting. D HealingHands (https://rentmasseur.com/Healinghandsxx) He was very sweet! I enjoyed my time with him but more so because I felt we had a little connection. The massage itself was decent but pretty basic. Extras were fun. C+ Lastly, these are all over the past 4 years so things could've changed!

That's fair! I updated Myles to B+. The massage isn't bad at all, it's just not as technically skilled as some others I've had. He's my go to if Gus or Scott aren't available.

Hello! As someone who has received many a massage by providers here in Minneapolis. I thought it could be helpful to make a 'cheat sheet'. Tim (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44959/) - Massage is good but he's very robotic and you end up feeling bad because you can tell he doesn't want to do sensual. He's always been through some things. C+ Darren (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/28500/) - Very nice guy. Massage is pretty decent - not technical but definitely sensual and gets you going. B Cole (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/52184/) - Massage was meh and overpriced. He also smokes pot before and midway through, which is fine, but...odd. Lacking sensual elements. C- Preston (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44188/) - Great guy and a great technical massage. No funny business. Great price! I'd recommend. B+ Scott (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/48078/) - Another great guy! Gives off a granola vibe. His hands are like catchers mitts and you can tell he's studied massage. Enjoyable sensual elements. One of the best in Minneapolis. A Cody (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43684/) - Decent. Location wasn't great (it's a garden level apartment with workout equipment around), fine but not a calming atmosphere. Massage itself was pretty well done. B Myles (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/45930/) - Lovely guy! He's very sweet and has experience. There are sensual elements and his setup is nice/calming. Technique could be better. B+ Kevin (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43687/) - No funny business when I was there. This guy will beat your back up! Loved it and needed it that day. He also did some cupping. Location wasn't fantastic but fine. B Gus (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/40141/_) - This man is a true professional - he knows exactly what he's doing. Sensual elements are amazing and technique is fantastic. Probably my favorite in the city. A Tony (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/6711/) - Decent. Good price. Nice man. Drew (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44023/) - Very interesting setup. Table is setup in the cellar with mirrors above. The table itself has a hole in it where your dick goes. Very sensual. Massage itself was lacking but sensuality was nice. C+ Mark (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44710/) - Very nice guy with a lovely body and ass. Massage is pretty decent, long stokes and calming. It can get raunchy if you're into that (and he's into you!) B- Tom (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/14712/) - Awesome guy. Great technical. No sensual. There's some stretching and you can tell he knows what he's doing. Good price too! B Shawn (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/51209/) - Pretty decent massage! Good setup. B These are all I've seen in MasseurFinder. I'm not sure how much I can disclose on main so tried my best.

Pass. Massage skills aren't great - he looks different in person.

Skip him. Weak 'massage'.

Skip him.

fantastic and that's your opinion and choice. We aren't all the same.

completely disagree. I got a massage the other day and wasn't expecting penetration. The masseur got really turned on by my body, kept complimenting it and eventually said "I need to fuck you". I consented. I'm not going to pay him extra because he wanted to fuck me. He should give me discount! (kidding...maybe).

exactly this. thanks for articulating it. the build up is the biggest dopamine hit.