friendofsheila

that kind of man could wear a diaper and people would be drooling right and left.

It took you a whole night to do this?  
For some of the girls around here this would happen in a laundrommat while while waiting for the spin cycle to end.  :)

1) a dating class taught me to find places that give me a chance for "prolonged verbal contact"
like laundromat, etceteraa.
2)  "The roof is an excuse" meaning that whatever "roof" you are "under" is an excuse to start a conversation.
esxcample:  Bus stop "Does this bus run on time, usually?"  
line outside restaurant:  I recommend the chicken marengo here.  have you aever had it?
 
 

1) a dating class taught me to find places that give me a chance for "prolonged verbal contact"
like laundromat, etceteraa.
2)  "The roof is an excuse" meaning that whatever "roof" you are "under" is an excuse to start a conversation.
esxcample:  Bus stop "Does this bus run on time, usually?"  
line outside restaurant:  I recommend the chicken marengo here.  have you aever had it?
 
 

depends on how you define "hitting on".  (have sex?  start a converstation, something else)

depends on how you define "hitting on".  (have sex?  start a converstation, something else)

as well as they don't have to douche. Their assholes are always ready to be rimmed and fucked anytime.

...notice when their swimsuit falls off.

But they're the only ones who don't.  

... waste any time when they need a favor.
 
Right away, they start saying things like
 
"Does this swimsuit make my butt look good?"
 

and
 
"I couldn't find a towel. Is it okay if I just walk around naked?"

Kiss-Starter campaign to make a fund so gay refugees can go to daddysreviews, pick out a man, fly him there to make out with the person.

need 8 hours of sleep

Naother one of my favorite threads is dead, so I'll re-start.
Cade Maddox has been rimmed only about 2 times as fara as I can tell.  (troy accola, rikk york).  whichh is too bad because cm rims like an olympic champion.
 

next of you who hooks up witha college athletes needs to ask for me please.  
if they don't know tell them to ask Coach. 

That was them, I recognize the baby blues ont  the left. 

s-l-o-w-l-y

s-l-o-w-l-y

s-l-o-w-l-y

Based on what I read around here, a cop would get more escort business if he advertized that he was a cop.

May I see the evidence, please?
file a Freedom of Masturbation Act  requeest.

I might even start liking contry and western music now.   Isn't he cute!
 
 

Best Eyelashes - Jake Kelvin and Woody Fox
 

From wife-beater attire to life gone haywire.

Is he out of prison?  If he's still in prison, I wonder if they let him shave his butt. 

He's always going to be remembered for the toilet seat cover.

Is he out of prison?  If he's still in prison, I wonder if they let him shave his butt.